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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Another megachurch pastor goes down, this time on a teenage girl   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 121
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2012-08-02 10:24:26 PM
"sources close to the investigation say the girl was taken to Illinois and Michigan for Schaap's interludes."

Well, if that's true, he's got the Mann Act going for him too.
 
2012-08-02 11:44:29 PM
Shocking. Just shocking.

...normally they go down on boys.
 
2012-08-03 12:12:41 AM
Did he fill her with the holy spirit?
 
2012-08-03 12:16:36 AM
Wait... Is that possible?
 
2012-08-03 12:20:18 AM
Imagine that. A clergyman being a sex offender. It's almost like being in the clergy gives them intimate access to their victims, and plausable deniability/persecuton card when they're caught.
 
2012-08-03 12:24:45 AM
It's pretty bad when you have to clarify by saying "Another Megachurch Pastor".
 
2012-08-03 12:59:20 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Shocking. Just shocking.

...normally they go down on boys.


My first thought, too - there must be some mistake here.
 
2012-08-03 01:20:09 AM
I'm sure the gays are to blame somehow.
 
2012-08-03 01:34:33 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: FirstNationalBastard: Shocking. Just shocking.

...normally they go down on boys.

My first thought, too - there must be some mistake here.


That makes three of us. Seriously, the real news in this is that he went for girls.
 
2012-08-03 01:53:22 AM

eraser8: I'm sure the gays are to blame somehow.


"Sexually Transmitted Demons." Its an informal theory that includes Satan targeting vanguard high-profile Christians for extra temptation to disillusion the flock. More bang for the demonic buck, so to speak. It follows from the evangelical idea of sexuality as a place of both sanctification and infernal danger.
 
2012-08-03 01:56:05 AM
FTFA: "Our church grieves over the need to take this action and the impact it will have on our people. We ask that everyone pray for the families involved and pray that the situation will be handled in a Christ-honoring manner."

Oh dear. Crucifixion, then? Seems a bit harsh, even for underage sex.
 
2012-08-03 02:13:27 AM
He resembles that creepy looking preacher in Carnival that like to teach the girls to 'pray'.
 
2012-08-03 02:32:06 AM
Since adultery is not a crime in Indiana, observers believe there's more to the story than an affair.

But, what about the sanctity of marriage? If it's legal to cheat, what's stopping him from farking a horse?

Slippery slope, people.
 
2012-08-03 03:09:07 AM
It's probably the girl's fault. I'll bet she was seductively dressed, showing her hair, perfumed, and bejeweled.

The solution is simple:

scm-l3.technorati.com

Also, according to the bible, isn't this guy suppose to marry her now?
 
2012-08-03 04:00:39 AM
Let's be serious now. If a teenage girl was sucking on your dick, you wouldn't be too freaked out if she took off her panties and asked you to cum inside her.
 
2012-08-03 04:05:41 AM

Somacandra: eraser8: I'm sure the gays are to blame somehow.

"Sexually Transmitted Demons." Its an informal theory that includes Satan targeting vanguard high-profile Christians for extra temptation to disillusion the flock. More bang for the demonic buck, so to speak. It follows from the evangelical idea of sexuality as a place of both sanctification and infernal danger.


Sigh...
 
2012-08-03 04:06:05 AM
I work in Hammond and a lot co-workers go to that church so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-08-03 04:10:26 AM

BronyMedic: Imagine that. A clergyman being a sex offender. It's almost like being in the clergy gives them intimate access to their victims, and plausable deniability/persecuton card when they're caught.


Wait, wait. Are you saying teachers are clergy?

/Or are clergy teachers?
 
2012-08-03 04:11:34 AM

tommybagodonuts: I work in Hammond and a lot co-workers go to that church so I'm getting a kick...


*of co-workers. I suck at grammar.
 
2012-08-03 04:27:43 AM
Don't worry. We can fix all of this by bringing prayer and Jesus back into public schools, and eating mor Chik'n.
 
2012-08-03 04:31:39 AM

Lionel Mandrake: It's probably the girl's fault. I'll bet she was seductively dressed, showing her hair, perfumed, and bejeweled.

The solution is simple:

[scm-l3.technorati.com image 300x413]

Also, according to the bible, isn't this guy suppose to marry her now?


Not at all, if you ignore all of Mathew 5 and some other bits.
 
2012-08-03 04:34:11 AM

Lionel Mandrake: It's probably the girl's fault. I'll bet she was seductively dressed, showing her hair, perfumed, and bejeweled.

The solution is simple:


That would be a good solution, if it weren't for those sexy sexy hands, those tempting eye lashes and seductive nasal ridge. God knows what the temptress can do with them.
 
2012-08-03 04:36:46 AM

cc_rider: Don't worry. We can fix all of this by bringing prayer and Jesus back into public schools, and eating mor Chik'n.


It's still cool for law enforcement to lie though, right? We do have a war going on.

Actually several.
 
2012-08-03 04:37:39 AM
So, is anyone really surprised that the Hammond name is associated with the idea of a church-going girl using their hands on the pastor's organ?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-03 04:39:39 AM

maggoo: Lionel Mandrake: It's probably the girl's fault. I'll bet she was seductively dressed, showing her hair, perfumed, and bejeweled.

The solution is simple:

That would be a good solution, if it weren't for those sexy sexy hands, those tempting eye lashes and seductive nasal ridge. God knows what the temptress can do with them.


Rule 34 is a biatch.
 
2012-08-03 04:41:54 AM

basemetal: Did he fill her with the holy spirit?


I'm thinking he annointed her with oil or layed on hands.

cc_rider: Don't worry. We can fix all of this by bringing prayer and Jesus back into public schools, and eating mor Chik'n.


And more guns. Noah had a hard-on for guns and daughter-in-laws.
 
2012-08-03 04:44:28 AM

maggoo: 4.bp.blogspot.com


Thanks, I didn't know about that angle.

/Fleece the flock baby
 
2012-08-03 04:51:54 AM

maggoo: So, is anyone really surprised that the Hammond name is associated with the idea of a church-going girl using their hands on the pastor's organ?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 225x300]


The Hammond B3 and it's indelible influence on music is not amused by this. I'm not a big classic rock guy, But Boston (Tom Scholz's) use of it blows me away. Yo

theatreorgans.com

/wingnuts and perverts will never take Hammond from me!
 
2012-08-03 04:55:11 AM

dickfreckle: maggoo: So, is anyone really surprised that the Hammond name is associated with the idea of a church-going girl using their hands on the pastor's organ?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 225x300]

The Hammond B3 and it's indelible influence on music is not amused by this. I'm not a big classic rock guy, But Boston (Tom Scholz's) use of it blows me away. Yo

[theatreorgans.com image 549x365]

/wingnuts and perverts will never take Hammond from me!


maggoo: So, is anyone really surprised that the Hammond name is associated with the idea of a church-going girl using their hands on the pastor's organ?

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 225x300]


I found this amusing from wiki.

"Convenient location and abundant fresh water from Lake Michigan led to the beginning of Hammond's industrialization in 1869 with the George H. Hammond Company meat-packing plant following merchants and farmers to the area."

Meat packers!

/wonders if the meat packer licensed the air conditioning tech
 
2012-08-03 05:03:14 AM
www.chester.anglican.org
 
2012-08-03 05:21:42 AM
Well, it's good to see another evangelical leader that has his priorities straight concerning the "sanctity of marriage."

On a bright side, at least it was a girl this time, so you guys are improving. Baby steps.
 
2012-08-03 05:25:01 AM

i.imgur.com

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i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-03 05:33:32 AM
Here's a listy of some of the great Hammond B artists.

www.billboard.biz
Gregg Allman

www.seattletravelgram.com
Joey DeFrancesco

www.jornal.us
Jimmy Smith

www.livinglegendsmusic.com
Booker T. Jones

marklongo.smugmug.com
Art 'Poppa Funk' Neville

www.jdthedj.com
Joe Krown

This next one's gonna be a couple's skate.
 
2012-08-03 05:43:03 AM
It's more of a money and influence and power than just plain old sex. That and he's male and has a cock.

/dumbass
 
2012-08-03 05:59:05 AM

Bigdogdaddy: It's more of a money and influence and power than just plain old sex. That and he's male and has a cock.

/dumbass


Well, if you're going to do that, find another high paying gig.

It's not a good idea to do that at a job where everyone can see your employee handbook and can see that adultery is on the Top Ten list of your workplace no-no's.
 
2012-08-03 06:02:17 AM
A girl??

You're doing it wrong. He's a disgrace to pedophile men of the cloth everywhere.
 
2012-08-03 06:04:01 AM
 
2012-08-03 06:04:44 AM
Hey, I think he's normal now. Why bang an 8-year-old boy when you can bang a tasty teenage girl? Isn't that what most of us straight men think?
 
2012-08-03 06:10:07 AM
No jailbait references? You are slipping.
 
2012-08-03 06:11:36 AM

dickfreckle: But, what about the sanctity of marriage?


What about it? One man, as many wives and concubines as he can gather. Perfectly traditional marriage. Abraham had a wife and a concubine. Job had wives, plural. David and Solomon had both wives and concubines.

The one flesh bit? Well:

Man = 1.
Man + Woman = 1.

By simple induction, then:

Man + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 1.
Man + Woman + Woman . . . + Woman = 1.

See?

There's only a problem if you get some other number, like:

Woman + Woman = 0
Woman + Woman + Woman = 0
Man + Man = 2
Man + Man + Man = 3
Man + Man + Woman = 2
Man + Man + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman + Woman = 2

Now, some checks on our math:

Mary having a husband on one hand and the Holy Spirit as a lover was okay, so:

Man + Woman + Holy Spirit = 1

This works, because we know

Father + Son + Holy Spirit = 1

And only the son became man. So, incorporeal beings, like women, count for nothing.
 
2012-08-03 06:12:56 AM

stoli n coke: Well, it's good to see another evangelical leader that has his priorities straight concerning the "sanctity of marriage."

On a bright side, at least it was a girl this time, so you guys are improving. Baby steps.


There is nothing inherently wrong with being gay. I suppose you could argue it's slightly less hypocritical for him to be farking girls.
 
2012-08-03 06:19:19 AM
I grew up right around the corner from this church and that place was full of assholes, at least back in the '80s. They had a fleet of buses for taking a bunch of kids to and from church. Me and my friends used to hide behind a hill across the street from my house and throw snowballs at them when they drove by.
 
2012-08-03 06:21:53 AM
So, wait, it was a preacher caught wtih an underage GIRL?

What, did she look like a cute castrati?
 
2012-08-03 06:35:46 AM

That story is a real...

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2012-08-03 06:45:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Shocking. Just shocking.

...normally they go down on boys.


That's what I was gonna say. That it was a girl IS news.
 
2012-08-03 06:57:02 AM
If it were handled in a "Christ-honoring" manner, there would have already been full disclosure of the facts by the church. I mean, ole JC told it like it was, right? "The truth shall set you free" and all that?
 
2012-08-03 07:01:06 AM
Hammond, Indiana smells terrible. That is all,
 
2012-08-03 07:02:18 AM
I consider ANYONE that gets their salary from the offering plate to be in direct violate of Paul's teaching in scripture... therefore I will not attend their church nor put money in their offering plate because I know the money will just go to pad their pockets.

This goes for Catholics, Protestants, Mormans or whomever. I am also totally opposed to churches getting any kind of tax break because it also flies in the face of scripture.

As long as we allow these people to sit idle and not be accountable, you are going to find this nasty crap going on more and more.
 
2012-08-03 07:07:36 AM

dwrash: I consider ANYONE that gets their salary from the offering plate to be in direct violate of Paul's teaching in scripture... therefore I will not attend their church nor put money in their offering plate because I know the money will just go to pad their pockets.

This goes for Catholics, Protestants, Mormans or whomever. I am also totally opposed to churches getting any kind of tax break because it also flies in the face of scripture.

As long as we allow these people to sit idle and not be accountable, you are going to find this nasty crap going on more and more.


Hey, we could start a church based on that.
 
2012-08-03 07:08:29 AM
Finally something worth going down on!
 
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