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(SeattlePI)   If you know how to make 50 gallons of realistic-looking poop out of soybean paste and rice, Bill Gates would like a word with you   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 103
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2012-08-02 08:36:40 PM
I know how, but it's gonna take a few days.
 
2012-08-02 08:36:49 PM
Poop thread
 
2012-08-02 08:36:59 PM
Gimme a bowl and a fork. I can give you 2-4 pounds per day.
 
2012-08-02 08:37:01 PM
This is one of the most applicable uses of the weird tag I have ever seen.
 
2012-08-02 08:38:10 PM
Why waste the paste and rice when you can easily make the poop from Windows Millenium and Vista install discs.
 
2012-08-02 08:38:21 PM
GIGO
 
2012-08-02 08:39:10 PM
Find a bunch of volunteers, feed them all the soybean paste and rice they can eat, and the problem will be solved in a few days.

Now who has all the NSFW poop images? Or the 2G1C link?
 
2012-08-02 08:39:26 PM
img849.imageshack.us

You forgot your phoney dog poo.
 
2012-08-02 08:39:45 PM
I can do it, but I'll need some corn too.
 
2012-08-02 08:39:47 PM

nocturn: Gimme a bowl and a fork. I can give you 2-4 pounds per day.


You eat kitchenware?
 
2012-08-02 08:40:29 PM
Do they need shower curtains also?
 
2012-08-02 08:40:59 PM
Hell, give me a 200 dollar gift card for Taco Bell and I'll give ya the real deal.
 
2012-08-02 08:41:46 PM
different consistency or just one big log?
 
2012-08-02 08:42:24 PM
Lets all eat burritos and keep it real
 
2012-08-02 08:43:04 PM
Looking and tasting, or just looking?
 
2012-08-02 08:43:20 PM
They're going to pull the biggest fake Clifford the Big Red Dog poo prank.
 
2012-08-02 08:43:39 PM
FTA: "Synthetic Feces Update" keeps appearing on meeting agendas at the Seattle-based Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, and it's not a joke."

www.planetcalypsoforum.com
 
2012-08-02 08:45:19 PM
It's okay Diane Scott, my idea for testing out semen was shot down, too. Shot down your mom's throat.
 
2012-08-02 08:46:20 PM
Just ask this guy:

images.zap2it.com
 
2012-08-02 08:47:49 PM
Wait, wasn't this a plot point on a TV show? I keep thinking Big Bang Theory and the horny one who made a space toilet. Could've sworn there was something about having to get the consistency of the fake poo right, otherwise it would be too runny or too sticky
 
2012-08-02 08:49:40 PM
I've been eating vegan... give me a few days and I should beable to come up with 50 gal... going 3-4x a day... FFS!!!
 
2012-08-02 08:51:59 PM

mootmah: I can do it, but I'll need some corn too.


Dammit!!!
 
2012-08-02 08:52:45 PM
"Amy Rolph writes about Seattle.That probably seems like a pretty general news beat, right? is extremely full of her hip self."

Fixed that for you, honey
 
2012-08-02 08:54:22 PM
I seem to recall that Consumer Reports has synthetic feces for their toilet testing. Why reinvent the wheel?
 
2012-08-02 08:56:39 PM
I might still have a Windows ME install CD kicking around somewhere I can donate to the cause
 
2012-08-02 09:00:29 PM

Galius_Persnickety: I seem to recall that Consumer Reports has synthetic feces for their toilet testing. Why reinvent the wheel?


It's just Big Soybean Paste and Rice pushing their pro fake poop agenda again.

/They probably want it to be organic and biodegradable and not some synthetic mixture.
 
2012-08-02 09:03:23 PM
I've been doing this for years. This Bill Gates guy, does he have any money? I'm not giving this away for free ya know...
 
2012-08-02 09:05:04 PM
Subby, I think they already have that - it's called Windows 8.
 
2012-08-02 09:06:43 PM

relaxitsjustme: I might still have a Windows ME install CD kicking around somewhere I can donate to the cause


*shakes tiny OS*
 
2012-08-02 09:07:47 PM

dofus: I've been doing this for years. This Bill Gates guy, does he have any money? I'm not giving this away for free ya know...


You have to forward the email to 100 people and then Bill Gates will give you money.
 
2012-08-02 09:08:58 PM
Trolling what is perhaps one of the greatest charities in the world is a pretty dick move.
 
2012-08-02 09:09:25 PM
Why would you need fake poo when there is an inexhaustible supply of the real thing?
 
2012-08-02 09:09:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: Wait, wasn't this a plot point on a TV show? I keep thinking Big Bang Theory and the horny one who made a space toilet. Could've sworn there was something about having to get the consistency of the fake poo right, otherwise it would be too runny or too sticky


I remember reading about it in Mary Roach's book "Packing for Mars", in the chapter about space toilets.
 
2012-08-02 09:10:50 PM
And to think there are some people in this world who have not eaten in so long, they can't and don't poop anymore. How many of them could we feed with 50 lbs of soybeans and rice?
 
2012-08-02 09:12:49 PM
Bill invites me over to watch a kid starve in his basement every few weeks. That guy knows how to masturbate.
 
2012-08-02 09:13:25 PM
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks digestion would be the most logical way to make poop.
 
2012-08-02 09:13:40 PM
Pewp thread?
 
2012-08-02 09:13:48 PM
Relax guys, I got this.
 
2012-08-02 09:18:24 PM

Origin_of_the_Feces: Relax guys, I got this.


Why yes. Yes you do. This is your time.
 
2012-08-02 09:19:07 PM
Wait, what?
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-08-02 09:22:22 PM
So many farkers in the politics tab are full of shiat, we wouldn't even need the soybean paste and rice.
 
2012-08-02 09:22:38 PM
If you know how to make 50 gallons of realistic-looking poop out of soybean paste and rice, Bill Gates would like a word with you

...as would every middle school boy on the planet.

And most of Fark.

Just saying.
 
2012-08-02 09:24:01 PM
He can choke your donkey.
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-08-02 09:25:40 PM
Have they enlisted the services of Wim Delvoye yet?
 
2012-08-02 09:27:24 PM

Gyrfalcon: If you know how to make 50 gallons of realistic-looking poop out of soybean paste and rice, Bill Gates would like a word with you

...as would every middle school boy on the planet.

And most of Fark.

Just saying.


If anyone has a recipe that will make the product firm enough to be effectively fired from a tater gun, I will pay a small fee.
 
2012-08-02 09:28:25 PM
Re-invent the toilet? The third wold? Give them a shovel, this is not rocket science.
 
2012-08-02 09:28:25 PM
Is Bill Gates going to end up an insane recluse like Howard Hughes?
 
2012-08-02 09:29:55 PM
is just me or is the answer 50 lbs of soybean paste?
 
2012-08-02 09:35:51 PM

nocturn: Gimme a bowl and a fork. I can give you 2-4 pounds per day.


i don't need a fork why do you?? i just need hand sanitizer
 
2012-08-02 09:37:15 PM
Bill's poop fetish explains Windows ME.
 
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