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(Deadspin)   Hacker wreaks havoc over various MLB Facebook pages. Wait until you see Derek Jeter's new look   (deadspin.com) divider line 34
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2012-08-02 08:18:33 PM
We regret to inform our fans that Derek Jeter will miss the rest of the season with sexual reassignment surgery. He promises to come back stronger than ever in 2013 as Minnie Mantlez

+12 for some funny as hell havoc.
 
2012-08-02 09:05:28 PM
AFTER:
www.bet.com
 
2012-08-02 09:18:29 PM
Alex Rodriguez and 1,734 other people liked this.
 
2012-08-02 09:29:19 PM
g-dammit, lol .
 
2012-08-02 09:30:30 PM
Who's Dereck Jeter?
 
2012-08-02 09:32:35 PM

vossiewulf: We regret to inform our fans that Derek Jeter will miss the rest of the season with sexual reassignment surgery. He promises to come back stronger than ever in 2013 as Minnie Mantlez

+12 for some funny as hell havoc.


Wait I thought The Rock has Sex with a Muppet and Jeter appeared.
 
2012-08-02 09:32:43 PM
Will Minnie hand out those parting fruit baskets to her gentlemen admirers?
 
2012-08-02 09:34:16 PM
What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

amog.com
 
2012-08-02 09:39:28 PM

Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

[amog.com image 620x414]


Dude, he's (she's?) not gonna fark you.

/most fun baseball has provided in years
 
2012-08-02 09:43:53 PM

Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

[amog.com image 620x414]


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-08-02 09:46:19 PM

Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

[amog.com image 620x414]


media.skateboard.com.au
 
2012-08-02 09:48:41 PM

RickyWilliams'sBong: Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

[amog.com image 620x414]

Dude, he's (she's?) not gonna fark you.

/most fun baseball has provided in years


Dude, I know. I don't need to white knight Jeter, but I don't understand how "OMFG he's totally gay and going to get a sex change" is the pinnacle of humor after 15 years.

gimmegimme: Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

[amog.com image 620x414]

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271]


Her name is Hannah Davis. Google her and Jeter.
 
2012-08-02 09:51:19 PM
Wow, I'm impressed he got to so many of them. One or two could be shoddy account security practices, weak passwords, social engineering, etc, but to get so many shows some real dedication, heh.
 
2012-08-02 09:51:59 PM

Yanks_RSJ: RickyWilliams'sBong: Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

[amog.com image 620x414]

Dude, he's (she's?) not gonna fark you.

/most fun baseball has provided in years

Dude, I know. I don't need to white knight Jeter, but I don't understand how "OMFG he's totally gay and going to get a sex change" is the pinnacle of humor after 15 years.

gimmegimme: Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

[amog.com image 620x414]

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271]

Her name is Hannah Davis. Google her and Jeter.


Okay, I googled around, but I found no proof to back up your claim that Jeter is "currently putting his penis in" Ms. Davis. Oddly enough, I found no proof that Tom Cruise put his penis in Katie Holmes or that John Travolta put his penis in Kelly Preston.
 
2012-08-02 09:53:11 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Dude, I know. I don't need to white knight Jeter, but I don't understand how "OMFG he's totally gay and going to get a sex change" is the pinnacle of humor after 15 years.


Because Bonds retired and nobody cares enough about baseball to know of other players to make fun of.
 
2012-08-02 10:01:39 PM

Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:

[amog.com image 620x414]


Wait, you mean the Nationals aren't really moving back? And the Padres really have nothing against the disabled?

Lighten up, Francis.
 
2012-08-02 10:12:58 PM

Yanks_RSJ: What an amazingly original joke about a guy currently putting his penis in this:


Nice White Knight...I should make a joke about Ortiz putting a needle in his arm soon :)
 
2012-08-02 10:16:02 PM

Yanks_RSJ: but I don't understand how "OMFG he's totally gay and going to get a sex change" is the pinnacle of humor after 15 years.


The gag itself isn't exactly a knee-slapper, but how it got made is the funny part.

One of your coworkers "bragging" about he shouted "PLAY SUMMER OF '69" at a Ryan Adams show isn't funny. Actually taking Ryan Adams' phone and making "Summer of '69" his ringtone is.
 
2012-08-02 10:29:41 PM
"Jeter is gay" jokes rank right up there with the RIP meme and "just kidding" in headlines.
 
2012-08-02 10:53:35 PM
Pittsburgh got hacked like a champ. 10+ games over .500 and pushing for the playoffs this late in the season? What a load of crap.
 
2012-08-02 10:57:07 PM
Yankee fan butthurt is the best. I'll never forget Opening Day 2003 in Toronto.

In my section, a number of real dese, dem and dose Noo Yawkers showed up wearing surgical masks because hurr-durr the SARS scare was on.

At one point during that game, Jeter breaks his shoulder sliding into the catcher who was backing up third for some reason. While he's being led off the field, clearly in pain, a Jays fan yells with perfect comedic timing: "GREAT SEASON, DEREK!"

Oh, the lamentations from the Tappan Zee Goon Squad, for disrespecting a player's health and well-being with taunting. While they themselves are making fun of a potential epidemic that was, you know, actually life-threatening. They quickly withdrew their little protests once shouted down by everyone around them.

The very essence of being able to dish it out but not take it, that moment crystallized my opinion of weak-ass, front-running, not altogether bright Yankee fans.
 
2012-08-02 11:01:04 PM
I have to say that those were pretty funny.
 
2012-08-02 11:17:38 PM
Is he a mulatto looking grey fark?
 
2012-08-03 12:01:12 AM
That was funny and I dont care who you are. I nearly died reading the Padres one.

The Yankees/Jeter one was OK until Yanks RSJ got pissed. Now though its epic. Good Lord! who knew that would ignite the Don Quixote rocket assist in a Yankee fan?
 
2012-08-03 12:14:22 AM

mikaloyd: That was funny and I dont care who you are. I nearly died reading the Padres one.

The Yankees/Jeter one was OK until Yanks RSJ got pissed. Now though its epic. Good Lord! who knew that would ignite the Don Quixote rocket assist in a Yankee fan?


The Jeter one is funny to haters and maybe if its your first day on Fark. -That's- the complaint. It's a joke so lacking in freshness it could star in a Summer's Eve commercial. It's been ridden into the ground so much it has its own platform under Grand Central. It's the sports humor equivalent of hearing "Knock knock. Who's There? Banana." for the 400th time.
 
2012-08-03 01:13:20 AM
The Montréal Expos faked every pick off attempt and underpaid every afro player on purpose while over paying every Quebéc born whom stolen a base.
le grand orange was not grand and the big unit was circumvented!
youppi hates redheads and Molson was really bud lite!
PIE-IX was a toxic dump site and expobill was a japanofile!
 
2012-08-03 02:57:50 AM
heh, nice to see some funny lines mixed with the hacking. the giants and padres ones made me chuckle in particular.
 
2012-08-03 02:58:53 AM
Say "hola" to Minnie Mantlez:

i759.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-03 05:59:40 AM
I didn't think any of them were funny. I'm guessing whoever "hacked" the MLB FB password (MLB1 or something) was about 11 or 12. Or Dane Cook.

What a wasted opportunity. Would have been real funny to do it before the trade deadline and droup subtle hints about nonsense trades.
 
2012-08-03 08:11:29 AM

Pontious Pilates: Tappan Zee Goon Squad, for disrespecting a player's health

Yeah, and doing a USA! chant when Bautista hurt his wrist was classy.

H31N0US: What a wasted opportunity.


I thought SF one was pretty damn funny
 
2012-08-03 08:21:42 AM

thecpt: Pontious Pilates: Tappan Zee Goon Squad, for disrespecting a player's health Yeah, and doing a USA! chant when Bautista hurt his wrist was classy.

H31N0US: What a wasted opportunity.

I thought SF one was pretty damn funny


I love the Nationals one. "We're going back to Montreal. SEE YA SUCKERS!!!'
 
2012-08-03 10:11:09 AM
Looks like the Nats are going full OKC.
 
2012-08-03 11:55:03 AM

H31N0US: I didn't think any of them were funny. I'm guessing whoever "hacked" the MLB FB password (MLB1 or something) was about 11 or 12. Or Dane Cook.

What a wasted opportunity. Would have been real funny to do it before the trade deadline and droup subtle hints about nonsense trades.


The followup: Not a hacker, jokes weren't supposed to be public
 
2012-08-03 12:06:12 PM
I like both Chicago posts, but I'm biased.
 
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