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(ABC)   In an effort to put aside partisan bickering, Boehner says of Obama "He's never even had a real job for Christ's sake"   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 248
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2012-08-02 05:43:29 PM
Boehner is a good Christian.
 
2012-08-02 05:43:54 PM
I can't believe Boehner takes the Lord's name in vain.

And they call themselves Christians! God's wrath waits you, John Boehner.
 
2012-08-02 05:45:53 PM
i wonder how he feels about his buddy paul ryan.
 
2012-08-02 05:45:55 PM
So, being President isn't a real job?

Or a Constitutional Scholar?

Or, Baskin Robbins?

/you kiss your mother with that mouth, Boener?
 
2012-08-02 05:47:23 PM
WE GET IT, HE'S BLACK
 
2012-08-02 05:47:23 PM
But the President has never created a job. He's never even had a real job for Christ's sake. And I can tell you from my dealings with him, he has no idea how the real world, that we actually live in, works.

what a farking lying asshole.
 
2012-08-02 05:49:19 PM
Klassy.
 
2012-08-02 05:52:02 PM

FlashHarry: But the President has never created a job. He's never even had a real job for Christ's sake. And I can tell you from my dealings with him, he has no idea how the real world, that we actually live in, works.

what a farking lying asshole.


The child of a black man and a white woman, who was raised by his grandparents and wasn't born into money or otherwise inherited it, worked as a community organizer, a teacher, and then a public official.....has never held a real job or knows how the "real world" works.

However, Mittens and his inherited millions, venture capitalist blood money, and fancy ballet dancing horse knows ALL ABOUT THE REAL WORLD. Why, he's a regular Joe Schmo, just like you.

Boehner can suck rotten cocks in hell.
 
2012-08-02 05:56:08 PM
Well, he's got a point: Obama did work as a lawyer.
 
2012-08-02 06:00:16 PM

jake_lex: WE GET IT, HE'S BLACK DRUNK AGAIN


Boehner, that is
 
2012-08-02 06:01:17 PM

czei: Well, he's got a point: Obama did work as a lawyer.


Yeah but at least he was a law professor for a while. So he wasn't working as a scumbag, just training scumbag larvae. But it's still a job. Moreso than using daddy's millions to destroy American companies anyway.

/we're talking politicians here, grading on a curve
 
2012-08-02 06:08:33 PM
Like working in Congress?
 
2012-08-02 06:08:58 PM
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2012-08-02 06:12:10 PM
Giant leaky Oompa-Loompa says what?
 
2012-08-02 06:12:52 PM
I think Mickey Mantle's original liver would reject him.
 
2012-08-02 06:25:20 PM

Coco LaFemme: Why, he's a regular Joe Schmo, just like you.


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2012-08-02 06:37:10 PM
November 7 is going to be the best day ever on Fark.

/I will fill my rich person's pool with your tears
 
2012-08-02 06:51:30 PM
He was a member of Congress....like you.....so what's that say about you ever having a real job Bonehead?
 
2012-08-02 07:09:26 PM
*waves*

Over here! I'll have a real job for Christ's sake!

/I'm in college working towards a degree in theology! I want to be a professor of biblical studies.
 
2012-08-02 07:11:09 PM

Coco LaFemme: FlashHarry: But the President has never created a job. He's never even had a real job for Christ's sake. And I can tell you from my dealings with him, he has no idea how the real world, that we actually live in, works.

what a farking lying asshole.

The child of a black man and a white woman, who was raised by his grandparents and wasn't born into money or otherwise inherited it, worked as a community organizer, a teacher, and then a public official.....has never held a real job or knows how the "real world" works.

However, Mittens and his inherited millions, venture capitalist blood money, and fancy ballet dancing horse knows ALL ABOUT THE REAL WORLD. Why, he's a regular Joe Schmo, just like you.

Boehner can suck rotten cocks in hell.


Word.
 
2012-08-02 07:12:47 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: *waves*

Over here! I'll have a real job for Christ's sake!

/I'm in college working towards a degree in theology! I want to be a professor of biblical studies.


Can a job be real if it's centered around something that isn't?
 
2012-08-02 07:21:52 PM
Nearly every person in this country does more work in one hour than Congress does in a year.
 
2012-08-02 07:24:16 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Nearly every person in this country does more work in one hour than Congress does in a year.


And if they conducted themselves with the same childish grade school behavior that the 80 year olds in congress engage in on a daily basis they'd be fired and would never work in their field again.
 
2012-08-02 07:27:00 PM

gimmegimme: Skywolf Philosopher: *waves*

Over here! I'll have a real job for Christ's sake!

/I'm in college working towards a degree in theology! I want to be a professor of biblical studies.

Can a job be real if it's centered around something that isn't?


Hey-O!

/was wondering myself
//my degree in Necronomicon studies is useless
 
2012-08-02 07:43:31 PM
I like that he goes from the whole "he talks about the middle class because 93% of people think Hey That's Me! I'm Middle Class!" to "he's never had a real job, a job like your unspecified real job, Generic American Voter."
 
2012-08-02 08:07:32 PM

Runs_With_Scissors_: So, being President isn't a real job?

Or a Constitutional Scholar?

Or, Baskin Robbins?

/you kiss your mother with that mouth, Boener?


He also worked for a construction company for a short period.
 
2012-08-02 08:10:35 PM

mrshowrules: Runs_With_Scissors_: So, being President isn't a real job?

Or a Constitutional Scholar?

Or, Baskin Robbins?

/you kiss your mother with that mouth, Boener?

He also worked for a construction company for a short period.


Not to mention in a goddamn law office.
 
2012-08-02 08:12:24 PM
IF a paycheck was involved, it was a real job.
 
2012-08-02 08:13:22 PM
I do consider the point valid. Being in Congress isn't a job, because jobs involve working THEN getting paid.
 
2012-08-02 08:13:42 PM
He's got no experience!
Aside from being President... dang it Boehner you were supposed to retire that talking point!
 
2012-08-02 08:14:04 PM
Boehner's never had a real tan.

So they're even.
 
2012-08-02 08:14:13 PM
Being an undercover Moslem is a real job. He's like the J.B. Oot of jihad. That takes years of training and skills Boner only wishes he possessed.
 
2012-08-02 08:14:39 PM
So if being President of the United States isn't a real job, does that explain why Romney is the nominee?
 
2012-08-02 08:14:50 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-08-02 08:16:00 PM

Skywolf Philosopher: I'm in college working towards a degree in theology! I want to be a professor of biblical studies.


Wow. And you said this out loud on Fark? Prepare for a plague of locusts upon thine username.
 
2012-08-02 08:16:05 PM
I've never really understood the whole "real job" thing. Teaching is a real job. Conservatives don't like to think of it that way because academics do research and so inevitably makes conservatives look bad but that doesn't mean the work is fake.

I think the whole "real job" meme is just as much a rhetorical game as "liberal media." People should know better but they sadly don't.
 
2012-08-02 08:18:38 PM
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I can haz meme thread?
 
2012-08-02 08:19:04 PM
Just another attempt to define him as an "Other". Mmm smells like racism.
 
2012-08-02 08:19:30 PM
If that weeping traffic cone said water was wet I'd have to check to make sure.
 
2012-08-02 08:19:51 PM

Coco LaFemme: FlashHarry: But the President has never created a job. He's never even had a real job for Christ's sake. And I can tell you from my dealings with him, he has no idea how the real world, that we actually live in, works.

what a farking lying asshole.

The child of a black man and a white woman, who was raised by his grandparents and wasn't born into money or otherwise inherited it, worked as a community organizer, a teacher, and then a public official.....has never held a real job or knows how the "real world" works.

However, Mittens and his inherited millions, venture capitalist blood money, and fancy ballet dancing horse knows ALL ABOUT THE REAL WORLD. Why, he's a regular Joe Schmo, just like you.

Boehner can suck rotten cocks in hell.


Don't tempt him. The fungus in rotten cocks plus the heat in hell helps make his orange-ness more orange-y.
 
2012-08-02 08:20:29 PM
Like Boehner's ever had a job, He's been in Congress since 1985. He has no concept of how actual people live their lives anymore,
 
2012-08-02 08:20:30 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-08-02 08:20:30 PM
What is boehners real job?

Aarontology: IF a paycheck was involved, it was a real job.


This. You might be able to find some job that is literally paid to do nothing useful, but other than that its all real. But to some people the simple fact that taxes that a society choose to levy in order to pay for a service like firefighting, policing, teaching, infrastructure creation, upkeep, and repair, etc. aren't real jobs.

But then of course Romney never had a real job either. He started with enough money to make his own job by legally taking things over and dismantling them. Its not like anybody hired him to perform a needed service in the private industry, so it isn't "real".
 
2012-08-02 08:21:25 PM
So, right wing assholes, why is this kind of a statement (which I'm sure wasn't intended to be factual) acceptable, but pointing out that Ann Romney can't speak for working mothers because she's never had a real job not?

/I'm guessing it has something to do with jebus
 
2012-08-02 08:23:02 PM
By that standard, Boehner has been unemployed since 1985. What a goddamn welfare queen.
 
2012-08-02 08:23:21 PM

Aarontology: IF a paycheck was involved, it was a real job.


Excuse me...how dare you level a sexist attack against Ann Romney!
 
2012-08-02 08:23:50 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: November 7 is going to be the best day ever on Fark.

/I will fill my rich person's pool with your tears


I seriously expect lulz and scattered violence in the weeks after.

Mostly LULZ, though
 
2012-08-02 08:23:52 PM
Boehner sold plastic.

If you had to pick one job that represented everything that is wrong with the establishment...
 
2012-08-02 08:24:15 PM
I think that leading the free world for 4 years while a bunch of assholes in the opposition party try to sabotage the country just to make you look bad is probably a pretty tough job.
 
2012-08-02 08:24:48 PM

truthseeker2083: So, right wing assholes, why is this kind of a statement (which I'm sure wasn't intended to be factual) acceptable, but pointing out that Ann Romney can't speak for working mothers because she's never had a real job not?

/I'm guessing it has something to do with jebus


Oh, I think the different is as clear as black and white.
 
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