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(Guardian)   "Ann Romney's horse avoids offending British"   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 78
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2012-08-02 01:20:19 PM
Snert.
 
2012-08-02 01:27:16 PM
If there were such a thing as the world sarcasm championships, the British would win it every single time.
 
2012-08-02 01:28:30 PM
Never for a second during her seven-minute performance did a hoof stray dangerously mouthwards, nor did she do anything at all to offend or upset the host nation.

Oh Rafalca. You're so dreamy..
 
2012-08-02 01:36:50 PM
Where did Camilla finish?
 
2012-08-02 01:46:11 PM

Diogenes: Where did Camilla finish?


All over Charles' face?
 
2012-08-02 01:47:58 PM
Everytime I read Ann and horse in the same sentence my mind always goes to Coulter.
 
2012-08-02 01:57:11 PM
Never for a second during her seven-minute performance did a hoof stray dangerously mouthwards, nor did she do anything at all to offend or upset the host nation.

Not even once did a dainty fart escape from her impeccably manicured equine anus.
 
2012-08-02 02:00:27 PM
Thank goodness they discovered Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev's plot to spike her oats with horse laxative.
 
2012-08-02 02:10:06 PM

exick: Diogenes: Where did Camilla finish?

All over Charles' face?


That is a BAD image and you should feel BAD.
 
2012-08-02 02:17:39 PM

Jackson Herring: Thank goodness they discovered Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev's plot to spike her oats with horse laxative.


Operation Anadyr has failed again.
 
2012-08-02 02:26:08 PM

Diogenes: That is a BAD image and you should feel BAD.


If I can't make foul sexual fluid jokes on Fark while at work, where can I make them? I bet it smells like gruyere and Lysol.
 
2012-08-02 02:30:23 PM

sweetmelissa31: Never for a second during her seven-minute performance did a hoof stray dangerously mouthwards, nor did she do anything at all to offend or upset the host nation.

Not even once did a dainty fart escape from her impeccably manicured equine anus.


Too bad about the other horse's ass.
 
2012-08-02 02:35:25 PM

exick: Diogenes: That is a BAD image and you should feel BAD.

If I can't make foul sexual fluid jokes on Fark while at work, where can I make them? I bet it smells like gruyere and Lysol.


img31.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-02 02:40:35 PM

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Thank goodness they discovered Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev's plot to spike her oats with horse laxative.

Operation Anadyr has failed again.


Just so you know, I have you favourited as "Soviet ballet horse jokes."
 
2012-08-02 02:47:30 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Just so you know, I have you favourited as "Soviet ballet horse jokes."


There is nothing I'd rather be known for.
 
2012-08-02 02:50:13 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Thank goodness they discovered Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev's plot to spike her oats with horse laxative.

Operation Anadyr has failed again.

Just so you know, I have you favourited as "Soviet ballet horse jokes."


what about my share of the credit :(
 
2012-08-02 02:55:53 PM

Jackson Herring: what about my share of the credit :(


You have been erased from the history of Soviet ballet horse jokes.
 
2012-08-02 03:00:24 PM

Jackson Herring: God Is My Co-Pirate: sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: Thank goodness they discovered Konstantin Pavlovich Loshadev's plot to spike her oats with horse laxative.

Operation Anadyr has failed again.

Just so you know, I have you favourited as "Soviet ballet horse jokes."

what about my share of the credit :(


You don't have nice tits.
 
2012-08-02 03:07:23 PM

what_now: You don't have nice tits.


Oh well yeah that's true they are a bit hairy
 
2012-08-02 03:23:55 PM

exick: Diogenes: Where did Camilla finish?

All over Charles' face?


Well, there goes the lunch I just ate. Thanks.
 
2012-08-02 03:34:58 PM
Doesn't she have multiple sclerosis? Is it responsible for Romney to be trotting her out in public appearances?
 
2012-08-02 03:40:57 PM

sweetmelissa31: Never for a second during her seven-minute performance did a hoof stray dangerously mouthwards, nor did she do anything at all to offend or upset the host nation.

Not even once did a dainty fart escape from her impeccably manicured equine anus.


Truly an anus worthy of remark
 
2012-08-02 03:46:19 PM
Can someone explain to me how this is even a sport and what merits it could possible have justifying its existance as an olympic event?
 
2012-08-02 03:47:10 PM

StrangeQ: Can someone explain to me how this is even a sport and what merits it could possible have justifying its existance as an olympic event?


More trophies for the idle rich.
 
2012-08-02 03:50:41 PM
Current technology doesn't possess the capability to measure how much I don't give a fark
 
2012-08-02 03:51:28 PM
Mitt Romney isn't an Olympian, but he knows people who own Olympians.
 
2012-08-02 03:55:02 PM

King Something: StrangeQ: Can someone explain to me how this is even a sport and what merits it could possible have justifying its existance as an olympic event?

More trophies for the idle rich.


And tax writeoffs!
 
2012-08-02 03:55:12 PM
Looks like the left is every bit as full of derp as the right now.
 
2012-08-02 03:55:24 PM
At first, I was surprised that a reporter for the Guardian would stop fellating Obama long enough to write an article about Ann Romney's horse.

Then I read the article, and realized that the reporter was still fellating Obama the entire time.
 
2012-08-02 03:57:56 PM

mikaloyd: Looks like the left is every bit as full of derp as the right now.


So derp Republican.
 
2012-08-02 03:58:24 PM

Cybernetic: At first, I was surprised that a reporter for the Guardian would stop fellating Obama long enough to write an article about Ann Romney's horse.

Then I read the article, and realized that the reporter was still fellating Obama the entire time.


ctrl+f "Obama"
one result
quizzicaldog.jpg
 
2012-08-02 04:03:12 PM

King Something: More trophies for the idle rich.


A-men. All you need for this sport is a giant private farm, stables,and a few gazillion dollar horses which are trained and groomed by professional hired hands. Then you sit your rich, pretty niece on the back and Bob's your uncle. I'm not saying it's easy - I don't think it's easy. I'm not saying the competitors don't have skills and don't work their asses off in training - I'm certain they do. I'm just saying that of all the weird shiat in the olympics, dressage must take the cake for having for being accessible to the smallest amount of people in the fewest places. Hell, I'd wager that if you do this shiat at all you probably have about a one in a thousand shot at being an olympian. There just ain't that many people who do this shiat.
 
2012-08-02 04:03:42 PM
What a horse who DOES offend the British might look like:

s-ak.buzzfed.com

/Hitlerity will ensue.
 
2012-08-02 04:03:56 PM

Cybernetic: fellating Obama


The obsession continues.
 
2012-08-02 04:05:42 PM
If nothing else, a light-hearted article about ballet dancing horses certainly proves that both sides are bad and furthermore comma
 
2012-08-02 04:05:49 PM

Jackson Herring: what_now: You don't have nice tits.

Oh well yeah that's true they are a bit hairy


Ok, you're favourited as Slightly Hairy Tits, which will also be my dream band's name.
 
2012-08-02 04:13:13 PM

WordsnCollision: What a horse who DOES offend the British might look like:

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 600x452]

/Hitlerity will ensue.


Don't mention the Germans
 
2012-08-02 04:16:20 PM

Cybernetic: At first, I was surprised that a reporter for the Guardian would stop fellating Obama long enough to write an article about Ann Romney's horse.

Then I read the article, and realized that the reporter was still fellating Obama the entire time.


Damnit, I'm running out of adjectives for idiots on my troll list.
 
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2012-08-02 04:21:27 PM

Cybernetic: At first, I was surprised that a reporter for the Guardian would stop fellating Obama long enough to write an article about Ann Romney's horse.

Then I read the article, and realized that the reporter was still fellating Obama the entire time.


It's a plot, they're all against you.
 
2012-08-02 04:25:43 PM

JohnBigBootay: King Something: More trophies for the idle rich.

A-men. All you need for this sport is a giant private farm, stables,and a few gazillion dollar horses which are trained and groomed by professional hired hands. Then you sit your rich, pretty niece on the back and Bob's your uncle. I'm not saying it's easy - I don't think it's easy. I'm not saying the competitors don't have skills and don't work their asses off in training - I'm certain they do. I'm just saying that of all the weird shiat in the olympics, dressage must take the cake for having for being accessible to the smallest amount of people in the fewest places. Hell, I'd wager that if you do this shiat at all you probably have about a one in a thousand shot at being an olympian. There just ain't that many people who do this shiat.


Some of the sailing events rival dressage for exclusivity but I agree it is a stupid event and needs to go.
 
2012-08-02 04:26:21 PM
She calls her horse mayon-egg.
 
2012-08-02 04:32:33 PM

Carth: Some of the sailing events rival dressage for exclusivity


most of the boats used in Olympic sailing are worth less than 10% of a dressage horse
 
2012-08-02 04:33:28 PM

Carth: Some of the sailing events rival dressage for exclusivity but I agree it is a stupid event and needs to go.


I think a slightly larger amount of regular people who don't belong to yacht clubs find a way to become expert sailers than the same do in equestrian but that's a quibble. At the levels they are competing at so much of it is about access to facilities and equipment. Schools are filled with tracks and pools and such - even rowing equipment and luge tracks can be accessed by the proles now and again. but it's just not that easy to get your hands on an equestrian course/horse.
 
2012-08-02 04:36:54 PM
Maybe we should elect the horse.
 
2012-08-02 04:38:09 PM

exick: Diogenes: That is a BAD image and you should feel BAD.

If I can't make foul sexual fluid jokes on Fark while at work, where can I make them? I bet it smells like gruyere and Lysol.


if I did favorites, you would be there
 
2012-08-02 04:38:54 PM

Diogenes: Where did Camilla finish?


i28.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-02 04:44:43 PM

Cybernetic: At first, I was surprised that a reporter for the Guardian would stop fellating Obama long enough to write an article about Ann Romney's horse.

Then I read the article, and realized that the reporter was still fellating Obama the entire time.


Someone obviously doesn't understand British humor.
 
2012-08-02 04:44:50 PM

JohnBigBootay: Carth: Some of the sailing events rival dressage for exclusivity but I agree it is a stupid event and needs to go.

I think a slightly larger amount of regular people who don't belong to yacht clubs find a way to become expert sailers than the same do in equestrian but that's a quibble. At the levels they are competing at so much of it is about access to facilities and equipment. Schools are filled with tracks and pools and such - even rowing equipment and luge tracks can be accessed by the proles now and again. but it's just not that easy to get your hands on an equestrian course/horse.


Not only that but if you have been following the equestrian stuff these groups of folks are even smaller. They sell horses between themselves, they coach other countries teams, members of one country are married to members of other countries teams etc etc

What normal person would spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to train a horse to walk funny ? It is essentially a past time that says yes i have money to burn. The cross country event is pretty cool but overall these types of equestrian events are for rich people to feel athletic.
 
2012-08-02 04:47:33 PM

Mentat: Cybernetic: At first, I was surprised that a reporter for the Guardian would stop fellating Obama long enough to write an article about Ann Romney's horse.

Then I read the article, and realized that the reporter was still fellating Obama the entire time.

Someone obviously doesn't understand British humor.


Or fellatio.
 
2012-08-02 04:53:24 PM

ha-ha-guy: Maybe we should elect the horse.


i865.photobucket.com



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