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(Just Jared)   Beyonce to direct Beyonce and star as Beyonce in Beyonce's Beyonce film about Beyonce's career as Beyonce. Tyler Perry seen taking notes   (justjared.com) divider line 36
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2012-08-02 02:21:35 PM
Oh.....no......
 
2012-08-02 02:23:46 PM
Why?
 
2012-08-02 02:30:00 PM
dat ass
 
2012-08-02 02:33:03 PM
www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-08-02 02:33:25 PM
And we're done in three.
 
2012-08-02 02:35:11 PM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Will it involve ripping off obscure European artists?
 
2012-08-02 02:40:07 PM

Bukharin: dat ass

 
2012-08-02 02:46:23 PM
i thought beyonce was pretty much over.
 
2012-08-02 02:48:54 PM
I think Tyler Perry is well versed in this matter. More like "Tyler Perry scoring the event a 10 while the stubborn German judge offers a score of 7" you know to keep with an olympic theme in what amounts to attention whoring of olympic proportions.
 
2012-08-02 02:53:29 PM
 
2012-08-02 02:57:26 PM
I don't care.

I'd beyonce all over Beyonce's beyonce until I died from beyonce exhaustion.
 
2012-08-02 02:58:36 PM
I don't care for anything she actually does. She's pretty enough, but I hate her name and her music is bad.
 
2012-08-02 03:00:32 PM
Is this another opportunity for Xzibit to comment about liking Beyonce in your Beyonce?
 
2012-08-02 03:10:46 PM
www.christandpopculture.com

what happens when a woman goes through her own portal?
 
2012-08-02 03:47:49 PM
beyonce
 
2012-08-02 04:02:10 PM

Freakin Rican: beyonce


dammit!
 
2012-08-02 04:38:28 PM
Bey Bey can't act. Maybe she's got Sophia Coppola skills hidden beneath all that weave. Maybe.

/not hopeful
//she could be doing worse, so more power to her
 
2012-08-02 05:00:05 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Bey Bey can't act. Maybe she's got Sophia Coppola skills hidden beneath all that weave. Maybe.

/not hopeful
//she could be doing worse, so more power to her


you know, I HATE the austin Powers movies, but i have seen them and honestly.... out of all the things that sucked in goldmember.... she wasn't that bad. with proper direction she could probably sort of act.
 
2012-08-02 05:23:08 PM
Its an open secret that her 'songwriting' credits are mostly random non-verbal vocalizations that Jay-Z claims are
integral to the songs, thus allowing him to double-dip from royalties and publishing rights payments to his then-
girlfriend/now-wife.

I'm sure that she will have a large number of '2nd assistant directors' on this film.
 
2012-08-02 05:39:29 PM
black people problems
 
2012-08-02 05:54:25 PM
Her music is crap, but dat ass would take a short lived pounding from me given the chance.
/and she married a camel
 
2012-08-02 05:54:30 PM
She has a nice rear end.
 
2012-08-02 06:41:30 PM
doc·u·men·ta·ry /ˌdɒkyəˈmɛntəri, -tri/ Show Spelled [dok-yuh-men-tuh-ree, -tree] Show IPA adjective, noun, plural doc·u·men·ta·ries.
adjective
1. Also, doc·u·men·tal /ˌdɒkyəˈmɛntl/ Show Spelled[dok-yuh-men-tl] Show IPA. pertaining to, consisting of, or derived from documents: a documentary history of France.
2. Movies, Television . based on or re-creating an actual event, era, life story, etc., that purports to be factually accurate and contains no fictional elements: a documentary life of Gandhi.


Wanna bet that this will be a documentary?
 
2012-08-02 07:41:28 PM
Ah well...On with the show!

1.bp.blogspot.com


img src="http://weightlossandtraining.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/beyon ce-workout-secrets.jpg"/ >

cdnet.myxer.com
 
2012-08-02 07:55:11 PM
I'd beyonce farve strasburg, strasburg beyonce beyonce. Then I'd farve strasburg beyonce tebow..
 
2012-08-02 07:59:23 PM
No xhibit mention yet?
 
2012-08-02 08:07:52 PM
Her parents should be drawn and quartered after being hung for naming this skank "Beyonce." WTF is a "beyonce?"
 
2012-08-02 11:32:24 PM

Apos: Oh.....no......


tudorgurl: Why?


Bukharin: dat ass


This was pretty much perfect.
 
2012-08-03 01:08:49 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Apos: Oh.....no......

tudorgurl: Why?

Bukharin: dat ass

This was pretty much perfect.


10 farking years ago.
 
2012-08-03 03:00:31 AM
Don't like her. Her "music" is tired and she seems like a typical stuck up Hollywood princess.
 
2012-08-03 03:07:04 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Fluorescent Testicle: Apos: Oh.....no......

tudorgurl: Why?

Bukharin: dat ass

This was pretty much perfect.

10 farking years ago.


know how I know you are old and alone?
 
2012-08-03 03:33:11 AM
So glitter all over again?
 
2012-08-03 08:46:58 AM

FinFangFark: Detinwolf: Bukharin: dat ass

You guys called for me?

[the-feeding-tube.com image 500x919]


I'd like to motorboat that....
 
2012-08-03 09:22:36 AM

frepnog: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Bey Bey can't act. Maybe she's got Sophia Coppola skills hidden beneath all that weave. Maybe.

/not hopeful
//she could be doing worse, so more power to her

you know, I HATE the austin Powers movies, but i have seen them and honestly.... out of all the things that sucked in goldmember.... she wasn't that bad. with proper direction she could probably sort of act.


She had to play a scantily clad sex object.

It's not acting if it's her entire career.
 
2012-08-03 11:35:18 AM
She's too young to do an autobiography, or even a biography. She's only 30, there's still a lot of living left to do. It's like when you're jerking off, and you stop halfway through to take a nap.
 
2012-08-03 02:11:15 PM

kroonermanblack: frepnog: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Bey Bey can't act. Maybe she's got Sophia Coppola skills hidden beneath all that weave. Maybe.

/not hopeful
//she could be doing worse, so more power to her

you know, I HATE the austin Powers movies, but i have seen them and honestly.... out of all the things that sucked in goldmember.... she wasn't that bad. with proper direction she could probably sort of act.

She had to play a scantily clad sex object.

It's not acting if it's her entire career.


well, you gotta play to your strengths, i suppose.
 
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