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(Huffington Post)   Mississippi congressional candidate: "Oppose Chick-fil-A? That's a shootin'"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 270
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2012-08-02 12:06:21 PM
i'm guessing he has a tiny, tiny penis.
 
2012-08-02 12:10:24 PM
Dear Asshole,

The President of Chick-Fil-A has the right to say whatever he wants.

Mayor Menino has the right to say whatever *HE* wants, although it's more difficult to understand him.

If Menino starts denying permits, then you can whine.
 
2012-08-02 12:18:11 PM
Keep stirring that pot fundies.
 
2012-08-02 12:19:12 PM
Well, that's entirely rational.
 
2012-08-02 12:25:06 PM
You libs are just violating his right to make specific threats on the lives of elected officials.
 
2012-08-02 12:45:55 PM
Yeah. You're going to get these sorts of responses from the people of Mississippi. They're just too rock-sucking stupid to know how to act like rational adults in society.
 
2012-08-02 12:57:27 PM
It's the American way.
 
2012-08-02 01:01:21 PM

Aarontology: You libs are just violating his right to make specific threats on the lives of elected officials.


No, no, no, no, no. He said he was exaggerating. So, it's like he never said it!
 
2012-08-02 01:13:26 PM
In a letter to the Biloxi Sun Herald, Ron Williams, a Libertarian candidate running in Mississippi's 4th congressional district, wrote that mayors like Chicago's Rahm Emanuel and Boston's Tom Menino should be removed from office "by whatever means is necessary."

ok, lets make something crystal clear here - fiscal conservatives and libertarians DO NOT CARE about gay marriage. it's not a financial issue and doesn't cost us any money. secondly, if there is a conflict between a corporation (or government entity) and the rights of an individual then a libertarian MUST side with the individual - period. libertarians care about the rights of the individual over the 'rights' of an organization. so if a libertarian does want to get involved in the whole gay marriage thing then they should be siding with the gays and not the religious right. see, it's a conflict between authoritarians and the rights of individuals, so...libertarians SHOULD be siding with the individuals and religious objections be damned. And lastly - even if you wanted to try and go with the religious/morality issue...Christ never said a damn thing about homosexuality. Not once did it come up in conversation. you'd figure that if the son of god thought homosexuality was a sin, he'd have mentioned it at least once or twice. So again, the religious argument falls apart.

if you want to be a libertarian, you have to side with the gays. way I see it, you just don't have any choice on this one. it's a simple matter of individual vs authoritarian organizations.
 
2012-08-02 01:21:07 PM
When asked about his letter's comments, Williams told the Sun Herald that he was exaggerating and not advising "anybody to go shoot anybody."

Oh. Well, okay then. Move along, everybody. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-08-02 01:24:27 PM
FTFA: "A Mississippi congressional candidate said that mayors who oppose Chick-fil-A because of CEO Dan Cathy's views on same-sex marriage "need to be introduced to the Second Amendment.""

Guns don't kill people, sociopaths kill people.
 
2012-08-02 01:30:14 PM
Makes sense. That's exactly what Jesus would do.
 
2012-08-02 01:30:52 PM
Sounds like he needs to get laid. Possibly with a man.
 
2012-08-02 01:31:21 PM

HawgWild: Aarontology: You libs are just violating his right to make specific threats on the lives of elected officials.

No, no, no, no, no. He said he was exaggerating. So, it's like he never said it!


Stupid libs just don't get the subtle, refined, irony-based humor of teabaggers.
 
2012-08-02 01:34:50 PM

GAT_00: It's the American way.


He brings a boycott, you bring a gun.
 
2012-08-02 01:38:25 PM
Maybe one of our resident legal scholars can correct me if I'm wrong, but the way I read it, the Second Amendment says "... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. So, you can have them, but that doesn't mean that you can use them to shoot people (even mayors) who say shiat you disagree with (even dumb shiat.)
 
2012-08-02 01:39:04 PM

HawgWild: Aarontology: You libs are just violating his right to make specific threats on the lives of elected officials.

No, no, no, no, no. He said he was exaggerating. So, it's like he never said it!


When he said introduced to the Second Amendment, he meant take a class at the local community college.
 
2012-08-02 01:40:11 PM
Muslims want to build a mosque? Fark 'em.

Hippies want to burn the flag? fark 'em.

Chick Fil A gives money to anti-gay groups?

FIRST AMENDMENT! FIRST AMENDMENT! RIGHTS ARE BEING TRAMPLED1
 
2012-08-02 01:41:58 PM

Aarontology: HawgWild: Aarontology: You libs are just violating his right to make specific threats on the lives of elected officials.

No, no, no, no, no. He said he was exaggerating. So, it's like he never said it!

When he said introduced to the Second Amendment, he meant take a class at the local community college.


Matriculate, not eliminate, amirite?
 
2012-08-02 01:46:56 PM
I hope the good patrons of Chick-fil-A realize that the Republicans farked all those chickens they're eating.

But taking a page from Rep. Gohmert, maybe this guy wouldn't be so keen to flap his gums so irresponsibly if more people exercised their 2nd Amendment rights.

Mind you, I'm just speaking figuratively.
 
2012-08-02 01:51:54 PM
Chicken sandwich
People in love
Shooting death
 
2012-08-02 02:00:30 PM

Cake Hunter: Chicken sandwich
People in love
Shooting death


Worst haiku ever.
 
2012-08-02 02:25:18 PM

propasaurus: Maybe one of our resident legal scholars can correct me if I'm wrong, but the way I read it, the Second Amendment says "... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. So, you can have them, but that doesn't mean that you can use them to shoot people (even mayors) who say shiat you disagree with (even dumb shiat.)


Look, Libtard. It means that if some Lib says something one of us god-fearing compassionate Christian Conservatives don't agree with, you can storm their home and execute them on the front lawn.

A Second Amendment remedy is when you have to use firearms to keep some Lib from criticizing you when you speak, which is basically the same as removing your right to that speech.

Get it?
 
2012-08-02 02:49:13 PM
So Christian values are to hate gays and shoot anyone who disagrees with you?
 
2012-08-02 02:51:26 PM
And the walls ... come tumbling down ... the walls ...
 
2012-08-02 02:54:41 PM
"The Constitution is very clear. When government restricts and punishes the people for exercising their First Amendment rights, then we are to default to the Second Amendment

With everything that Bush did to our rights and to the Constitution, this is what you're going to pull your cock out over?
 
2012-08-02 03:00:01 PM

Mugato: "The Constitution is very clear. When government restricts and punishes the people for exercising their First Amendment rights, then we are to default to the Second Amendment

With everything that Bush did to our rights and to the Constitution, this is what you're going to pull your cock out over?


Sounds like they are interpreting the Constitution in the same manner they interpret the bible.
 
2012-08-02 03:31:24 PM

Mugato: "The Constitution is very clear. When government restricts and punishes the people for exercising their First Amendment rights, then we are to default to the Second Amendment

With everything that Bush did to our rights and to the Constitution, this is what you're going to pull your cock out over?


Well, cock leads to cock.
 
2012-08-02 03:45:49 PM
Ron Williams, a Libertarian candidate running in Mississippi's 4th congressional district, wrote that mayors like Chicago's Rahm Emanuel and Boston's Tom Menino should be removed from office "by whatever means is necessary."

Wait, what? Look, I get that the definition of "libertarian" is slippery at best, but, ferfuxake, that's not even close.
 
2012-08-02 03:58:06 PM
What a moron. The second amendment is the right to bear arms, not the right to chicken breasts.
 
2012-08-02 04:03:36 PM

GreenAdder: What a moron. The second amendment is the right to bear arms, not the right to chicken breasts.


What about bare breasts?
 
2012-08-02 04:04:27 PM
umm... I REALLY don't think idle threats that have been since withdrawn call for 2nd amendment solutions, you farking inbred hillbilly
 
2012-08-02 04:04:47 PM
What the Mayors said was pretty dumb.

What Williams said was stupid, violent and pants-on-head retarded.

See? Both sides are bad!
 
2012-08-02 04:06:10 PM

timujin: Ron Williams, a Libertarian candidate running in Mississippi's 4th congressional district, wrote that mayors like Chicago's Rahm Emanuel and Boston's Tom Menino should be removed from office "by whatever means is necessary."

Wait, what? Look, I get that the definition of "libertarian" is slippery at best, but, ferfuxake, that's not even close.


"Libertarian" is just another word for "asshole".
 
2012-08-02 04:06:16 PM
I like all of the people who are claiming that a boycott is 'unconstitutional'(A'la Sarah Palin), and in the same breath suggesting a boycott of gay-friendly businesses...

Yes, if Chick-Fil-A was denied permits based on this(Without showing any actual evidence of discrimination), then there would be an issue, but it STILL wouldn't be a "Second Amendment Issue", and this is coming from a gun owner and gun rights supporter. This douchebag is just a doody-head.
 
2012-08-02 04:06:17 PM

timujin: Ron Williams, a Libertarian candidate running in Mississippi's 4th congressional district, wrote that mayors like Chicago's Rahm Emanuel and Boston's Tom Menino should be removed from office "by whatever means is necessary."

Wait, what? Look, I get that the definition of "libertarian" is slippery at best, but, ferfuxake, that's not even close.


HeHeHe. Libertarians are going to have to find a new word for what they stand for. All it means now is, "I'm so conservative I'm not even a Republican. Vote for me!"
 
2012-08-02 04:07:32 PM
Ah. A libertarian. Possibly the only group of Americans more petulant, whiny, greedy, and stupid than the Republicans. Although to be fair, they are actually a subset of the Republican mindset. A distillation, if you will. Don't tread on them, because you will never get the smell out of your shoes.

Anyone who proposes a "second amendment solution" to anything is a pants-wetting coward, and needs to go take a long pull from an exhaust pipe.
 
2012-08-02 04:07:49 PM

what_now: Dear Asshole,

The President of Chick-Fil-A has the right to say whatever he wants.

Mayor Menino has the right to say whatever *HE* wants, although it's more difficult to understand him.

If Menino starts denying permits, then you can whine.


The city of boston or other cities have every right to regulate what type of business gets to open up inside city limits. I can't just go and open up a strip club near a school.
 
2012-08-02 04:08:13 PM
WTF is with all these farking right wing idiots and their "second amendment" solution to everything?

Do they realize the Second Amendment is not a license to kill? That it doesn't make murdering liberals legal?
 
2012-08-02 04:08:21 PM
A well measured landscape being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the surveyors to keep and bear sniper scopes shall not be infringed.
 
2012-08-02 04:08:44 PM

HawgWild: Aarontology: HawgWild: Aarontology: You libs are just violating his right to make specific threats on the lives of elected officials.

No, no, no, no, no. He said he was exaggerating. So, it's like he never said it!

When he said introduced to the Second Amendment, he meant take a class at the local community college.

Matriculate, not eliminate, amirite?


I'd micturate on this assclown.

Always wanted to use that word, not many opportunities to do so.
 
2012-08-02 04:09:24 PM
When at first you don't succeed, brutally murder all your opponents.
 
2012-08-02 04:09:46 PM
The Constitution is very clear. When government restricts and punishes the people for exercising their First Amendment rights, then we are to default to the Second Amendment (right to keep and bear arms). These two mayors need to be introduced to the Second Amendment ASAP.

And if that doesn't work, we move on to the Third Amendment, and refuse to allow soldiers to live in our houses until we get our way.
 
2012-08-02 04:10:01 PM

Warlordtrooper: what_now: Dear Asshole,

The President of Chick-Fil-A has the right to say whatever he wants.

Mayor Menino has the right to say whatever *HE* wants, although it's more difficult to understand him.

If Menino starts denying permits, then you can whine.

The city of boston or other cities have every right to regulate what type of business gets to open up inside city limits. I can't just go and open up a strip club near a school be prevented from opening a book store because I exercised my freedom of speech to support gay marriage.


accuratized your analagizing for you
 
2012-08-02 04:11:09 PM
The first Amendment means that Chick-fil-A and it's President can say whatever they please while at the same time the rest of us can call them bigots and boycott their business.

/Lives in Northern MN, never seen a Chick-fil-A in person.
 
2012-08-02 04:11:25 PM

Warlordtrooper: The city of boston or other cities have every right to regulate what type of business gets to open up inside city limits. I can't just go and open up a strip club near a school.


All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
 
2012-08-02 04:12:38 PM

rumpelstiltskin: HeHeHe. Libertarians are going to have to find a new word for what they stand for.


Fascists?

Oh wait, that's a liberal thing. Why do I keep forgetting that?
 
2012-08-02 04:12:47 PM
The unholy offspring of libertarianism and christianity is quite frightening.

He's probably fat too.
 
2012-08-02 04:12:56 PM
"Libertarians", the folks who think Republicans are too hostile to corporations.
 
2012-08-02 04:13:01 PM
I really wish there were things in the South I could be proud of.
 
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