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(Des Moines Register)   Officer: "Nice pedo van. Seen a couple of missing pre-teen girls?" Man: "Nope." Officer: "Good day, citizen"   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 68
    More: Followup, Linn County, FBI released, Iowa, Black Hawk County, Michael Knief  
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2012-08-02 01:44:35 PM  
If owning a 4chan Party Van is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2012-08-02 02:07:48 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-02 03:06:56 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: If owning a 4chan Party Van is wrong, I don't want to be right.


The guy owned a FBI van?!?

i3.kym-cdn.com

/LRN 2 MEEM RITE
 
2012-08-02 03:07:08 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: If owning a 4chan Party Van is wrong, I don't want to be right.


actually, this is the "party v&"

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-02 03:07:46 PM  
dammit
 
2012-08-02 03:10:51 PM  
27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-02 03:12:13 PM  
I'm not getting this headline.

What did the cops do that was wrong? No way were they getting a warrant.
 
2012-08-02 03:13:11 PM  
This is just reinforcing cruel stereotypes about van owners.

comedycentral.mtvnimages.com

/k-mart BTS commercial? dubstep has officially jumped the shark
 
2012-08-02 03:14:14 PM  
How about some porn? You got any porn in there? There's a guy in Tennessee missing a van and some porn and his weekend has been ruined. Sad case. Very sad.
 
2012-08-02 03:14:17 PM  
You know who else wasn't driving a white van.
 
2012-08-02 03:15:39 PM  
never talk to the cops. this is especially true if you're into kidnapping and raping children.
 
2012-08-02 03:16:43 PM  
Why isn't owning a van a felony?
 
2012-08-02 03:19:12 PM  
Approves:
www.rushisaband.com

/All aboard the S.S. Date Rape
 
2012-08-02 03:19:40 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-02 03:20:07 PM  
No officer, we're just playing slow motion tag!
 
2012-08-02 03:20:33 PM  

SpecialK29: Why isn't owning a van a felony?


Or at least just vans without windows.
 
2012-08-02 03:22:12 PM  

nytmare: You know who else wasn't driving a white van.


Yeah, imagine if they'd reversed THAT one.
 
2012-08-02 03:22:32 PM  
they're still missing... :-(

/supresses ITG rant
 
2012-08-02 03:22:40 PM  
They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...
 
2012-08-02 03:24:29 PM  
I think I've finally decided-my next vehicle will be a van like the on the in the article.
 
2012-08-02 03:25:22 PM  

Tellingthem: They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...


There are about 5 of these in a 2 block radius of my house.
 
2012-08-02 03:26:46 PM  
"and about two hours before firefighters found their bicycles near a bike trial on the southeast edge of Meyers Lake"?
 
2012-08-02 03:27:26 PM  
If he'd seen them they wouldn't be missing?
 
2012-08-02 03:28:16 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-02 03:29:12 PM  

Tenatra: "and about two hours before firefighters found their bicycles near a bike trial on the southeast edge of Meyers Lake"?


Hey, it passed spellcheck. What more do you want from these people?
 
2012-08-02 03:32:24 PM  

bubo_sibiricus: Tellingthem: They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...

There are about 5 of these in a 2 block radius of my house.


I have driven at least 3 of them in the last 5 years alone. Those vans are some workhorses.
 
2012-08-02 03:33:23 PM  
oldfarthenry

May as well complete the trifecta
www.rushisaband.com
 
2012-08-02 03:34:40 PM  

bubo_sibiricus: Tellingthem: They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...

There are about 5 of these in a 2 block radius of my house.


personally i wouldn't want to live so close to a bunch of pedos, but your life, your choice.
 
2012-08-02 03:38:07 PM  
I have Pedobear painted on the side on my pedo van. It helps alleviate any guilt I may feel after I slam the door shut behind them leaving them locked inside and they start crying for the mommy that they'll never see again. I'm all "hey, you saw the Pedobear. You were warned. But you just had to have that free candy, didn't you? So let me tell you about a guy named Charles Darwin..."
 
2012-08-02 03:38:28 PM  

A Fark Handle: bubo_sibiricus: Tellingthem: They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...

There are about 5 of these in a 2 block radius of my house.

personally i wouldn't want to live so close to a bunch of pedos, but your life, your choice.


Maybe he likes sloppy seconds?

/ducks
 
2012-08-02 03:39:49 PM  

khonshu: SpecialK29: Why isn't owning a van a felony?

Or at least just vans without windows.


Only the government should own vans. Why do private citizens need vans? I can only think of one reason
 
2012-08-02 03:40:09 PM  

Tellingthem: bubo_sibiricus: Tellingthem: They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...

There are about 5 of these in a 2 block radius of my house.

I have driven at least 3 of them in the last 5 years alone. Those vans are some workhorses.


Read that as whorehouses.
 
2012-08-02 03:44:01 PM  

bubo_sibiricus: Tellingthem: They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...

There are about 5 of these in a 2 block radius of my house.


Ah, flashing back to the days of the DC sniper. 2 3 4 BANG! Now look around you? How many white panel vans do you see?

We were having our kitchen re-done at the time -- worker guys were stopped by the cops EVERY morning. The last couple of times, they went through every tool in the truck. One guy about snapped, told the cops to just shoot him next time. Cops admitted it was stupid, but it was all they had at the time.
 
2012-08-02 03:48:14 PM  

Misplaced yat: Tenatra: "and about two hours before firefighters found their bicycles near a bike trial on the southeast edge of Meyers Lake"?

Hey, it passed spellcheck. What more do you want from these people?


Eh no big deal, it just made me chuckle because it reminded me of a bar I used to frequent in Alaska. Apparently there was a rumor of a mock courtroom at Chilkoot Charlies and if you were going to get charges pressed against you by the bar the bouncers escorted you to the courtroom and showed evidence of your crime to the "judge". (the bouncers carried hand held video cameras) :p
 
2012-08-02 03:48:41 PM  

the_freelance: bubo_sibiricus: Tellingthem: They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...

There are about 5 of these in a 2 block radius of my house.

Ah, flashing back to the days of the DC sniper. 2 3 4 BANG! Now look around you? How many white panel vans do you see?

We were having our kitchen re-done at the time -- worker guys were stopped by the cops EVERY morning. The last couple of times, they went through every tool in the truck. One guy about snapped, told the cops to just shoot him next time. Cops admitted it was stupid, but it was all they had at the time.


Imagine the reverse situation: they were looking for a old blue Caprice with two black guys in it, but it really was a white guy in a white van. We'd never hear the end of it.
 
2012-08-02 03:49:55 PM  

Tellingthem: I have driven at least 3 of them in the last 5 years alone. Those vans are some workhorses.


A vehicle you have to replace every year and a half isn't what I'd call a workhorse. . .
 
2012-08-02 03:50:04 PM  
shop.fark.com

Yes I'm shameless
 
2012-08-02 03:54:31 PM  
cdn3.sbnation.com
 
2012-08-02 03:57:28 PM  

dragonchild: Tellingthem: I have driven at least 3 of them in the last 5 years alone. Those vans are some workhorses.

A vehicle you have to replace every year and a half isn't what I'd call a workhorse. . .


heh, They were different vans at different companies. IIRC all were 90's models as well.
 
2012-08-02 04:08:05 PM  

A Fark Handle: bubo_sibiricus: Tellingthem: They are looking for a white Chevy Astro cargo van? They only made about 10 billion of those things. Good luck with that...

There are about 5 of these in a 2 block radius of my house.

personally i wouldn't want to live so close to a bunch of pedos, but your life, your choice.


Have you done the search of your area?

You sound like you are from Podunk.
 
2012-08-02 04:15:16 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: I'm not getting this headline.

What did the cops do that was wrong? No way were they getting a warrant.


Subby apparently wants the van owner beaten and tased because he was near the location where they were last seen. The ends obviously justify the means. You know, because the Constitution is just some outdated document that doesn't really apply anymore and "probable cause" just gets in the way of finding the real kidnapper.
 
2012-08-02 04:25:01 PM  

Thudfark: [shop.fark.com image 600x400]

Yes I'm shameless


That's hilarious!
What company makes that? If only the company name was printed on that stupid shirt
at least THREE TIMES I might be able to find out how to order it and look like a total tool.

oh well...
 
2012-08-02 04:27:38 PM  

Tenatra: Misplaced yat: Tenatra: "and about two hours before firefighters found their bicycles near a bike trial on the southeast edge of Meyers Lake"?

Hey, it passed spellcheck. What more do you want from these people?

Eh no big deal, it just made me chuckle because it reminded me of a bar I used to frequent in Alaska. Apparently there was a rumor of a mock courtroom at Chilkoot Charlies and if you were going to get charges pressed against you by the bar the bouncers escorted you to the courtroom and showed evidence of your crime to the "judge". (the bouncers carried hand held video cameras) :p


WTF?
 
2012-08-02 04:31:16 PM  
I'm betting it farking sucks to be Michael Knief, 34, of Evansdale right about now....because to a good 75% of the people who read that article, he's a pedophile kidnapper who raped and and murdered at least two little girls...
 
2012-08-02 04:32:13 PM  

chevydeuce: I'm betting it farking sucks to be Michael Knief, 34, of Evansdale right about now....because to a good 75% of the people who read that article, he's a pedophile kidnapper who raped and and murdered at least two little girls...


Could be worse...His Name Could Be Glenn Beck
 
2012-08-02 04:33:25 PM  

ChipNASA: chevydeuce: I'm betting it farking sucks to be Michael Knief, 34, of Evansdale right about now....because to a good 75% of the people who read that article, he's a pedophile kidnapper who raped and and murdered at least two little girls...

Could be worse...His Name Could Be Glenn Beck


Now, now. We don't know that he did that. We're just asking the question.
 
2012-08-02 04:37:18 PM  
img51.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-02 04:42:28 PM  
Kriegers vans rule. I've only seen one: do the others show up in the current season?
 
2012-08-02 04:43:42 PM  
thestudiotour.com
 
2012-08-02 04:46:09 PM  
Whatever happened to that facebook app that told you what you should get painted on the side of your van?
 
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