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(Breitbart.com)   Skittles' "Walrus" TV ad is part of a decades long conspiracy to make bestiality socially acceptable says guy who apparently knows a thing or two about beastiality   (breitbart.com) divider line 83
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2012-08-02 11:19:56 AM
I used to laugh at loud at the term "slippery slope."

That's funny, I'm currently laughing OUT loud at your misuse of the term "laugh out loud".
 
2012-08-02 11:25:16 AM
Laughter LAL at loud
 
2012-08-02 11:25:45 AM
the only animal he's used to farking, is a chicken.
 
2012-08-02 11:26:22 AM
L out laughter @ this.
 
2012-08-02 11:32:06 AM
Don't anybody tell that guy about the Orangina advertising campaign.
 
2012-08-02 11:33:45 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww... (hadn't seen the ad before)

Now I'll have imaginary walrus bad breath on my mind all day.
 
2012-08-02 11:39:11 AM
So... is he saying he doesn't approve of girl-on-walrus sex? Would it help if I explained to him that the walrus is female, too?
 
2012-08-02 11:44:12 AM

scottydoesntknow: I used to laugh at loud at the term "slippery slope."


Probably because his first thought was of a greased-up Chinaman.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-02 11:51:56 AM
sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal

Lower than a chicken?
 
2012-08-02 11:55:12 AM
Comments under the article are astounding. I particularly enjoy the Trayvon Martin conspiracy theories.

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"I actually kind of agree with him. Skittles is, like, talking about Trayvon Martin. You know how, like, Trayvon Martin carried Skittles? He's saying that, like, Skittles is getting kids used to seeing black people."
 
2012-08-02 12:10:39 PM
Which is it feller? Bestiality or beastiality?
 
2012-08-02 12:14:33 PM
I think the fact that M&Ms commercials are specifically designed to make sex with chocolate socially acceptable is way more festive.
 
2012-08-02 12:20:09 PM
Coming from deadmoran.com I'm absolutely certain the writer is familiar with bestiality

/and necrophilia
 
2012-08-02 12:20:43 PM
Isn't slipper slope just the slang term the kids are using these days for walrus wang?
 
2012-08-02 12:21:23 PM

scottydoesntknow: I used to laugh at loud at the term "slippery slope."

That's funny, I'm currently laughing OUT loud at your misuse of the term "laugh out loud".


Where's that meow chick when you need her?
 
2012-08-02 12:24:45 PM
Just because this dude masturbated to a Skittles commercial he shouldn't shame the rest of us. Sheesh.
 
2012-08-02 12:29:17 PM
Someone stole Breitbart's bukkit...
 
2012-08-02 12:54:13 PM
You can laugh and say it's just a joke,

Yes, that is what a normal person would do.
 
2012-08-02 01:17:48 PM
I used to laugh at loud at the term "slippery slope."

Then I grew up.


You're retarded.
 
2012-08-02 01:46:31 PM
As a Republican, he certainly knows a thing or two about decades-long attempts to frame debates. "Liberal is a dirty word", "mainstream media", etc.
 
2012-08-02 01:47:22 PM
static.guim.co.uk

I knew that Gorilla had a second agenda, i just didn't know it was trying to get into my pants.

/conservative outrage at an advertising campaign is hillarious
 
2012-08-02 01:49:09 PM
You can laugh and say it's just a joke, but through a war of inches, Hollywood continues its assault to define deviancy down and to normalize destructive behavior.

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2012-08-02 01:49:21 PM
cdn.breitbart.com
Bestiality expert
 
2012-08-02 01:49:53 PM
Could you imagine if he saw an Orangina commercial?
 
2012-08-02 01:50:00 PM
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DIE, ZOMBIE SCUM!
 
2012-08-02 01:50:13 PM
I find the commercial creepy and ineffective, but it didn't make me want to fark a walrus.
 
2012-08-02 01:51:23 PM
coo coo ka eeewwwww
 
2012-08-02 01:52:40 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Coming from deadmoran.com I'm absolutely certain the writer is familiar with bestiality

/and necrophilia


Add in sadism and he'd really be flogging a dead horse.

/*ba-bump-CHING!*
 
2012-08-02 01:53:54 PM
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2012-08-02 01:54:28 PM

Corvus: Could you imagine if he saw an Orangina commercial?


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2012-08-02 01:54:44 PM

rynthetyn: Don't anybody tell that guy about the Orangina advertising campaign.


Saw it plastered all over the Paris metro and after 5 days there it got my attention every single time.

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2012-08-02 01:55:49 PM

ArgusRun: rynthetyn: Don't anybody tell that guy about the Orangina advertising campaign.

Saw it plastered all over the Paris metro and after 5 days there it got my attention every single time.

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Huh. I would have sworn rynthetyn was talking about farking an orange.
 
2012-08-02 01:56:40 PM

I_C_Weener: Which is it feller? Bestiality or beastiality?


Wasn't one of them a Mortal Kombat move?
 
2012-08-02 01:56:44 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: [cdn.breitbart.com image 145x100]
Bestiality expert


Chris Elliot writes for Breitbart.com?
 
2012-08-02 01:57:23 PM
He used to laugh at the term "slippery slope", but then in true homophobic conservative fashion he secretly went to a ladyboy brothel in Bangkok and bought himself a night with a "slippery slope".
 
2012-08-02 01:57:44 PM

Arkanaut: I_C_Weener: Which is it feller? Bestiality or beastiality?

Wasn't one of them a Mortal Kombat move?


You're thinking Animality
 
2012-08-02 01:58:23 PM
Has anyone read the comments? There's a guy claiming that though it's immoral, it should be totally legal to bone animals because "they are property and have no rights." Derp
 
2012-08-02 01:59:00 PM

French Rage: He used to laugh at the term "slippery slope", but then in true homophobic conservative fashion he secretly went to a ladyboy brothel in Bangkok and bought himself a night with a "slippery slope".


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2012-08-02 01:59:16 PM
The comment:

You know, usually I agree with stuff on Breitbart.com.

But honestly, this is just a weirdo commercial, akin to the creepy Burger King stuff. I am not a liberal and I am STRONGLY opposed to most of their ideas. But I don't even think that 99% of liberal wackos would see banging a walrus as something to be accepted by society.

Now, I'm not saying it should be ILLEGAL (it shouldn't -- animals are property, you can do what you want with your own property as long as you aren't violating someone else's rights) but it certainly isn't moral or normal psychologically. Anyone that would do it has serious issues.

Anyway... my point really is that this kind of op-ed piece undermines the good, factual work being done by Breitbart, and adds fuel to the "conspiracy theorist" liberal wacko whining. It's a weird, gross commercial, but that's all it is.
 
2012-08-02 01:59:58 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I find the commercial creepy and ineffective, but it didn't make me want to fark a walrus.


This, however, has a different effect.(Possibly NSFW)
 
2012-08-02 02:00:34 PM

vpb: sexual relations between a human being and a lower animal

Lower than a chicken?


If you're writing a brietbart blog then farking a walrus or chicken is considered marrying up.
 
2012-08-02 02:03:33 PM
my point really is that this kind of op-ed piece undermines the good, factual work being done by Breitbart, and adds fuel to the "conspiracy theorist" liberal wacko whining

I know I'm on the wrong site when this is the most reasonable comment I can find.
 
2012-08-02 02:05:09 PM

Corvus: Could you imagine if he saw an Orangina commercial?


I found that commercial so erotic offensive!
 
2012-08-02 02:06:00 PM
Some one needs to put this guy in his place. Commercials don't make people fark a walrus, it is not a choice. We were born this way!
 
2012-08-02 02:06:33 PM
FTA:You can laugh and say it's just a joke, but through a war of inches, Hollywood continues its assault to define deviancy down and to normalize destructive behavior.

Winner of the war of inches:
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/hot
 
2012-08-02 02:08:03 PM

scottydoesntknow: Arkanaut: I_C_Weener: Which is it feller? Bestiality or beastiality?

Wasn't one of them a Mortal Kombat move?

You're thinking Animality


Hey buddy, I'll think about whatever I want, all right?
 
2012-08-02 02:08:51 PM
Nolte's talents are wasted at Breitbart. He should be writing movie reviews for CAP.
 
2012-08-02 02:11:07 PM

ArgusRun: rynthetyn: Don't anybody tell that guy about the Orangina advertising campaign.

Saw it plastered all over the Paris metro and after 5 days there it got my attention every single time.

[e621.net image 601x800]


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-02 02:11:08 PM

kronicfeld: scottydoesntknow: I used to laugh at loud at the term "slippery slope."

Probably because his first thought was of a greased-up Chinaman.


www.oldbaldguys.com
 
2012-08-02 02:16:21 PM
And the candidate in...I wanna say Georgia, who said that growing up on a farm basically means you're gonna fark a horse or sheep at SOME point, amiright - that guy was time-shifted backwards 30 years (probably by Obama's time machine) and shown nothing but Skittles commercials for an entire Kenyan year (that's ~365.24 days, people!).

Obama is alternate-timeline histories' greatest monsters!
 
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