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(Yahoo)   Tea Party says Romney better step to the right. Pundits, however, believe it will be the pelvic thrust that will drive voters insane   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 27
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2012-08-02 11:25:05 AM  
30 votes:
It's confounding
The Tea Party's bleating
Madness...takes the polls
But listen closely,

(just for four months longer)

I've got to vote this fall.

In November, watching the speeches,
Drinking those moments when
The derpness will Mitt me
And the tards will be calling,

Why'd they vote Obama again?
Why'd they vote Obama again?
2012-08-02 11:03:51 AM  
6 votes:
They want to time warp all the way back to 1890.
2012-08-02 11:46:19 AM  
4 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: It's confounding
The Tea Party's bleating
Madness...takes the polls
But listen closely,

(just for four months longer)

I've got to vote this fall.

In November, watching the speeches,
Drinking those moments when
The derpness will Mitt me
And the tards will be calling,

Why'd they vote Obama again?
Why'd they vote Obama again?


It's so frothy,
oh my pistols free me
So don't tread on me, no not at all
Useless legislation, with heuristic intention
Private funded, I see all
Mit's a bit of a flop flip
Obama's in the time slip
Hawaii will never be a state
We want no free abortions,
Away with your tubal ligations

Why'd they vote Obama again?
Why'd they vote Obama again?
2012-08-02 11:34:27 AM  
4 votes:
As relevant as always:

I'm a little Tea Pot
Short on Clout
Here is my anger
Here is my pout
When I get all steamed up
Bile comes out
Disagree with me
and hear me shout
2012-08-02 11:33:20 AM  
4 votes:

sprawl15: The question on every American's lips this morning is: Can Romney dance?


No, but his horse can.
2012-08-02 11:22:49 AM  
4 votes:
Madness takes its toll.
2012-08-02 01:19:44 PM  
3 votes:
-pation
2012-08-02 12:04:55 PM  
3 votes:
God Is My Co-Pirate:
It's confounding
The Tea Party's bleating
Madness...takes the polls
But listen closely,

(just for four months longer)

I've got to vote this fall.

In November, watching the speeches,
Drinking those moments when
The derpness will Mitt me
And the tards will be calling,

Why'd they vote Obama again?
Why'd they vote Obama again?


palelizard:

It's so frothy,
oh my pistols free me
So don't tread on me, no not at all
Useless legislation, with heuristic intention
Private funded, I see all
Mit's a bit of a flop flip
Obama's in the time slip
Hawaii will never be a state
We want no free abortions,
Away with your tubal ligations

Why'd they vote Obama again?
Why'd they vote Obama again?


Well I was walking down the street
On the way to the polls
When a Tea Party guy tried to
steal my soul.
He shook-a me up, he took me by the arm.
He had a pickup truck, and a
medicare card.
He stared at me and I felt disgust.
Repubs mean nothing, its' Obama or bust!
2012-08-02 11:44:50 AM  
3 votes:

sprawl15: Servocrowatian: sprawl15: The question on every American's lips this morning is: Can Romney dance?

No, but his horse can.

I want Rafalca to break the glass ceiling and be the first Horse-American accepted on Dancing with the Stars.


I thought Ann Coulter did a stint on Dancing with the Stars.
2012-08-02 01:09:43 PM  
2 votes:
The campaign was long but I ran it
Romney
There's a populist fire and I'll fan it
Romney
If they want a fool then I am it
Romney
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit, Romney, I love me!
2012-08-02 12:17:11 PM  
2 votes:
Ever since the '08 race
'Bagging 'cause of Bongo's race
Lost in time and lost in space
...And meaning...
2012-08-02 02:58:28 PM  
1 votes:

tudorgurl:
Internet marry me!


I've always wanted to be an internet wife!

I think what we need now is the lyrics to Whatever Happened to the Sensible Right
2012-08-02 02:20:24 PM  
1 votes:
Traditional Conservative:
It was great when it all began
I was a regular Romney fan
But it was over when he had the plan
To increase taxes on the average man.
Now the only thing that gives me hope
Is my hatred of a Presi-dope
Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from remembering McCain.

Tea Partier:
I'm just twenty seven months old
Truly terrifying to behold
And somebody should be told
My insanity hasn't been controlled
Now the only thing I've come to trust
Is Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin lust
Rose tints my world, keeps me safe from remembering McCain.

Corporate Republican:
It's beyond me
Help me, Romney
I'll be good, you'll see
Just take Pelosi away.
What's this, let's see.
Ooh, I feel derpy
What's come over me?
Here Rush comes again

Romney:
I feel released
Primary's complete
My flip flopping has increased
The nomination's here
Campaign finance has been disbanded
My Super Pac expanded
It's a gas that Ron Paul's landed
His nuts are so sincere
2012-08-02 01:47:59 PM  
1 votes:
I was feeling shut in.
Couldn't win.
I'd never ever voted before-ore-ore

(you mean she?
uh-huh)

I thought there's no use getting
Into heavy politicking
I have an agenda to push
I need some grass roots

Derpa-Derpa-Derpa Derp me!
I hate O-baa-baa-baa-aamy!
Thrill Me Chill Me Fulfill me!
Creature of the Right!

(still working, but here's the start!)
2012-08-02 01:30:16 PM  
1 votes:
Listen, Romney, I won't tell you twice
You better wise up, to my advice
Your campaign hasn't been too nice
You'd better change your asking price

"I've sent a year, it should be all you need"
You're as sincere, as a black marketeer,
Bouncing past ideas, like a over-tight spring
(...)


*sigh*
can't figure out where to take the song from there ;_;
/back to photoshopping callback into Romney photos; that worked better
2012-08-02 12:59:27 PM  
1 votes:

SuperTramp: God Is My Co-Pirate:
It's confounding
The Tea Party's bleating
Madness...takes the polls
But listen closely,

(just for four months longer)

I've got to vote this fall.

In November, watching the speeches,
Drinking those moments when
The derpness will Mitt me
And the tards will be calling,

Why'd they vote Obama again?
Why'd they vote Obama again?

palelizard:

It's so frothy,
oh my pistols free me
So don't tread on me, no not at all
Useless legislation, with heuristic intention
Private funded, I see all
Mit's a bit of a flop flip
Obama's in the time slip
Hawaii will never be a state
We want no free abortions,
Away with your tubal ligations

Why'd they vote Obama again?
Why'd they vote Obama again?

Well I was walking down the street
On the way to the polls
When a Tea Party guy tried to
steal my soul.
He shook-a me up, he took me by the arm.
He had a pickup truck, and a
medicare card.
He stared at me and I felt disgust.
Repubs mean nothing, its' Obama or bust!


Say, do any of you guys know how to misquote Madison?
2012-08-02 12:45:02 PM  
1 votes:

Arkanaut: Aarontology: They want to time warp all the way back to 1890 1490.

FTFY

/Inquisition, what a show...


Nobody was expecting that. . .
2012-08-02 12:31:52 PM  
1 votes:

Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals: zappaisfrank: How did a bunch of financially illiterate, agitated rednecks and retirees gain so much control over the policies of this country? WTF?????

It happened when your team decided to give more and more of the "financially illiterate, agitated rednecks and retirees"'s hard earned money to lazy deadbeats.



For the most part, those "financially illiterate, agitated rednecks and retirees" are the lazy deadbeats your talking about.
2012-08-02 12:09:38 PM  
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: I agree, Romney should move right. In fact, he should go full derp immediately.


'Cause when you go full deeeeeeeeeerp
It really drives 'em insayayaaaane
2012-08-02 11:57:10 AM  
1 votes:

Curse of the Goth Kids: moops: Damnit, Mitt.

Actually, I guess Mitt is Brad. His wife is Janet, Obama is the depraved Dr. Fartkenbongo. If you think about Obamacare as Rocky for a minute it gets somewhat appropriate.


Naw, Romney is Riffraff and Paul Ryan's Magenta. That way *spoiler alert*, they can kill Fartkenbongo at the end before flying away in a spaceship. Brad and Janet are the American people, being seduced away from virtue by the Doctor, and Rocky is still Obamacare (created by man, attractive but dumb and doesn't do what the doctor wants), while Eddie is the Constitution (something Obama was once fascinated with but *spoiler alert* hacks to pieces with an axe and feeds to other people). Sarah Palin is Columbia, and John McCain is Dr Scott.
2012-08-02 11:41:30 AM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: They want to time warp all the way back to 1890 1490.


FTFY

/Inquisition, what a show...
2012-08-02 11:37:57 AM  
1 votes:

moops: Damnit, Mitt.


Actually, I guess Mitt is Brad. His wife is Janet, Obama is the depraved Dr. Fartkenbongo. If you think about Obamacare as Rocky for a minute it gets somewhat appropriate.
2012-08-02 11:35:44 AM  
1 votes:

Servocrowatian: sprawl15: The question on every American's lips this morning is: Can Romney dance?

No, but his horse can.


I want Rafalca to break the glass ceiling and be the first Horse-American accepted on Dancing with the Stars.
2012-08-02 11:33:09 AM  
1 votes:
I think the should go to the left, then to the right, then dip, then slide, and finally let the voters see that tootsie roll.
2012-08-02 11:32:42 AM  
1 votes:
Why yes, be a moderate like Dole and McCain, that worked so well.
2012-08-02 11:31:02 AM  
1 votes:
Are they going to vote for Obama if he doesn't?
2012-08-02 11:29:31 AM  
1 votes:

qorkfiend: Aarontology: They want to time warp all the way back to 18901850.


No they prefer the post civil war corporate person hood. The gilded age is the Tea Party golden age. I realize that that means free blacks but you can virtually own them with debt to their employers so it is not really any different plus you can say you support FREEDOM
 
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