Aarontology: They want to time warp all the way back to 1890.
Aarontology: They want to time warp all the way back to 18901850.
qorkfiend: Aarontology: They want to time warp all the way back to 18901850.
Ayn Rand's Cervix: Rmoney's commitment on something is for sale to the highest bidder
God Is My Co-Pirate: It's confoundingThe Tea Party's bleatingMadness...takes the pollsBut listen closely,(just for four months longer)I've got to vote this fall.In November, watching the speeches,Drinking those moments whenThe derpness will Mitt meAnd the tards will be calling,Why'd they vote Obama again?Why'd they vote Obama again?
sprawl15: The question on every American's lips this morning is: Can Romney dance?
God Is My Co-Pirate: It's confounding...
Servocrowatian: sprawl15: The question on every American's lips this morning is: Can Romney dance?No, but his horse can.
randomjsa: Why yes, be a moderate like Dole and McCain, that worked so well.
moops: Damnit, Mitt.
Citrate1007: The Tea Party and Bible Pounders will be the downfall of the republican party. When you allow the extreme fringes to embrace ignorance with an end result that is counter to fiscal conservatism and small government in order to appease their narrow world views you end up with a ship sailing alee and a liberal elitist empty suit like Romney at the wheel.
bmongar: qorkfiend: Aarontology: They want to time warp all the way back to 18901850.No they prefer the post civil war corporate person hood. The gilded age is the Tea Party golden age. I realize that that means free blacks but you can virtually own them with debt to their employers so it is not really any different plus you can say you support FREEDOM
zappaisfrank: Am I the only one who is completely farkin' sick of that goddamned Tea Party?How did a bunch of financially illiterate, agitated rednecks and retirees gain so much control over the policies of this country? WTF?????
Aarontology: They want to time warp all the way back to 1890 1490.
Macinfarker: Or what?
sprawl15: Servocrowatian: sprawl15: The question on every American's lips this morning is: Can Romney dance?No, but his horse can.I want Rafalca to break the glass ceiling and be the first Horse-American accepted on Dancing with the Stars.
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