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(Huffington Post)   Mitt Romney's fictional Veep pics, from Darth Vader ("he has extensive experience in the role of second banana") to Dora the Explorer ("a surprise move to entice Latino voters")   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 50
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2012-08-02 11:50:16 AM  
Ronald Reagan "I'm voting for the other guy"
 
2012-08-02 11:51:07 AM  
What about Log?
 
2012-08-02 11:51:51 AM  
Did subby just misspell "Darth Vader"?
 
2012-08-02 11:52:26 AM  

qorkfiend: Did subby just misspell "Darth Vader"?


Did qorkfiend just fail to close his bold tag?
 
2012-08-02 11:52:43 AM  
Dora the Explorer warded Romney's VP advances off with repeated cries of "SWIPER NO SWIPING"
 
2012-08-02 11:52:47 AM  
Mitt is a muggle? His magic underwear says otherwise.
 
2012-08-02 11:53:16 AM  
Artist rendition of Romney's short list:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-02 11:53:41 AM  
The funniest fictional character you can pretend he will pick for VP is sarah palin
 
2012-08-02 11:53:57 AM  

qorkfiend: Did subby just misspell "Darth Vader"?


No, it's pronounced "vuh-DAR".
 
2012-08-02 11:54:01 AM  
I think he should choose the Mayor from Lazytown. That guy, he's perfect. Plus Fark would be able to Rule 34 his niece.
 
2012-08-02 11:55:54 AM  
Alex P. Keaton is on the short list
 
2012-08-02 11:58:36 AM  
oddmanout215.files.wordpress.com

Romney/Potter 2012 - Banks are people too!
 
2012-08-02 12:03:19 PM  

Citrate1007: Ronald Reagan "I'm voting for the other guy"


It pretty much has to be Zombie Reagan at this point, doesn't it?
 
2012-08-02 12:03:22 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: [oddmanout215.files.wordpress.com image 375x216]

Romney/Potter 2012 - Banks are people too!


i417.photobucket.com
Romney/Potter 2012 - Horse Hockey
 
2012-08-02 12:03:25 PM  
Oh come on? How can this list fail to mention the perfect running mate?

media.giantbomb.com

- Pro Religion
- Female
- Able to let the people make decisions for her, then twist it on themselves
- Romney thinks he's a god, so she won't kill him

Romney / Gozer 2012!
 
2012-08-02 12:04:29 PM  
Nader. The Romenader ticket.
 
2012-08-02 12:09:47 PM  
Not so much of a fantasy:
Lord Voldemort (Rick Scott)
Darth Vader (Dick Cheney)
Mr. Burns (either Koch)
Sarah Palin (Sarah Palin)
Yosemite Sam (Rick Perry)
Dora the Explorer (Rubio)
Richie Rich (one of Mitt's sons)
Gordon Gecko (Romneybot mark 2)
 
2012-08-02 12:13:37 PM  

The Briny Derp: What about Log?


I doubt they would want someone that can so overshadow Romney with its personality.
 
2012-08-02 12:17:57 PM  
How about a quarter? If you don't like the VP's position, just do another coin toss.
 
2012-08-02 12:18:56 PM  
Daddy Warbucks
 
2012-08-02 12:20:15 PM  
I was hoping that would be funny. Be funny, damnit!

But farkers consistently come through.
 
2012-08-02 12:22:35 PM  
I'm surprised Scrooge McDuck didn't make the list.
 
2012-08-02 12:22:53 PM  
It's going to be hard for Dora to get the VP nod after her close associate Backpack got caught with that Heroin.

/Backpack, Backpack...Yaaaay
//Yes, I have kids. How can you tell?
 
2012-08-02 12:25:27 PM  
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You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Obama has ANY of those things.
 
2012-08-02 12:26:58 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Philip Francis Queeg: [oddmanout215.files.wordpress.com image 375x216]

Romney/Potter 2012 - Banks are people too!


Romney/Potter 2012 - Horse Hockey


"You spent how much on that horse? And you use it for horse DANCING? Horse hockey!"
 
2012-08-02 12:27:05 PM  
Dora would get the pedophile vote, too.

viralvideopalace.com
 
2012-08-02 12:29:15 PM  

SFSailor: TrollingForColumbine

"You spent how much on that horse? And you use it for horse DANCING? Horse hockey!"


i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-02 12:29:32 PM  
I heard Rmoney has a special room in all of his houses where he goes to just make flatus. It's called the Fart Parlor
 
2012-08-02 12:30:10 PM  

fracto: You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Obama has ANY of those things.


Added bonus: The "wave after wave of men" approach to solving problems is consistent with the party's policy....

Set up the acceptance-speech teleprompter, Kif!
 
2012-08-02 12:32:08 PM  
www.theblaze.com

Romney's top pick, his former employer, was removed from the list after making socialist remarks in a speech on the Dent Act.
 
2012-08-02 12:34:21 PM  

SFSailor: fracto: You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced Obama has ANY of those things.

Added bonus: The "wave after wave of men" approach to solving problems is consistent with the party's policy....

Set up the acceptance-speech teleprompter, Kif!



Foreign policy: " We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for."
 
2012-08-02 12:40:44 PM  
"Mitt Romney's fictional Veep pics, from Darth Vadar ("he has extensive experience in the role of second banana") to Dora the Explorer ("a surprise move to entice Latino voters")"


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2012-08-02 12:41:17 PM  

karnal: Alex P. Keaton is on the short list


His conservative credentials are a little shaky.
 
2012-08-02 12:48:48 PM  
Huh. I always thought "Dora the Explorer" was from Massachusetts.
 
2012-08-02 12:51:52 PM  

The Briny Derp: What about Log?


3.bp.blogspot.com

"My Log has something to say about those tax returns. Go ahead, ask it."
 
2012-08-02 01:14:39 PM  
Romney's shortlist:

i278.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-02 01:27:50 PM  
Has said no way:

dailydish.typepad.com
 
2012-08-02 01:31:35 PM  
This is what gets a green? Really?

Up next: luggage in the shape of Mitt Romney's dog.
 
2012-08-02 01:44:11 PM  

qorkfiend: Did subby just misspell "Darth Vader"?


Subby also misspelled "picks".

Why did u make me READ!!!! PICS!! I need PICS, people!!!!
 
2012-08-02 01:55:33 PM  
Newly released pic of VP candidate. Could be controversial for Romney.

distilleryimage8.instagram.com

http://instagram.com/p/NzwV_UPSmw/ (by Adam Koford - Apelad)
 
2012-08-02 02:50:40 PM  
Romney should get Joe Isuzu for veep.
 
2012-08-02 03:04:47 PM  

muck1969: Romney should get Joe Isuzu for veep.


Mitt Romney *is* Joe Isuzu
 
2012-08-02 03:42:47 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Dora would get the pedophile vote, too.

[viralvideopalace.com image 480x360]


...that girl's only 14?

/why yes, I'll have a seat over here.
 
2012-08-02 03:50:43 PM  

macadamnut: Huh. I always thought "Dora the Explorer" was from Massachusetts.


Me too, the the only way the title rhymes is with the MA accent.

Also, Voldemort is British so the birthers would have a field day. Why do I get the feeling that his VP list isn't so much a short list as a short straw list.
 
2012-08-02 03:56:02 PM  

tartie_pants: macadamnut: Huh. I always thought "Dora the Explorer" was from Massachusetts.

Me too, the the only way the title rhymes is with the MA accent.


Not really. With the MA accent it would be "Dorer the Explora". A NY accent maybe.
 
2012-08-02 03:58:58 PM  

Born to Die: tartie_pants: macadamnut: Huh. I always thought "Dora the Explorer" was from Massachusetts.

Me too, the the only way the title rhymes is with the MA accent.

Not really. With the MA accent it would be "Dorer the Explora". A NY accent maybe.


Wrong again. With a NY accent, it would sound like "friggen' hooah".
 
2012-08-02 05:03:43 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Dora would get the pedophile vote, too.


So I had to go look that up... that was a quite funny actually, if a bit forced at times.
 
2012-08-02 05:05:37 PM  
A VP tailor-made for Romney:

edge.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-08-02 05:07:33 PM  

Zafler: Wellon Dowd: Dora would get the pedophile vote, too.

[viralvideopalace.com image 480x360]

...that girl's only 14?

/why yes, I'll have a seat over here.


Scoot over and make some room for me.
 
2012-08-02 07:43:58 PM  
I notice that Walter Mitty wasn't listed either...
 
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