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(93.9 MIA)   Police respond full force to Miley Cyrus kidnapping which was sadly a false report   (939mia.com) divider line 22
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2012-08-02 12:24:41 PM
*RING* "We've got Miley Cyrus here. We want ten million in....hello?"

*RING* "We've got Miley Cyrus here. We want one million dollars in small non....hello?"

*RING* "We've got Miley Cyrus here. We want one gift certificate to Sonny's BBQ in the amount of....hello?"

"Dump her somewhere, they'll just think it was a hoax."
 
2012-08-02 12:36:46 PM
The warriors kidnapped miley cyrus.
 
2012-08-02 12:42:11 PM
Better luck next time, real kidnapping report
 
2012-08-02 12:42:31 PM
walyou.com

/"I swear I didn't call to draw attention to myself, y'all!"
 
2012-08-02 12:43:11 PM

Giltric: The warriors kidnapped miley cyrus.


Come out and PLAAAAAAAY!

/on phone can't post gif

Also came in to mention cops responding to someone over 18 missing in less than 48 hours, but then RTFA and saw a reported shooting as well.
 
2012-08-02 01:00:31 PM
Nice of them to post her address just in case anyone really does want to kidnap her.
 
2012-08-02 01:01:20 PM

Ashtrey: Giltric: The warriors kidnapped miley cyrus.

Come out and PLAAAAAAAY!

/on phone can't post gif

Also came in to mention cops responding to someone over 18 missing in less than 48 hours, but then RTFA and saw a reported shooting as well.


It's "come out to play". everybody gets that wrong.
 
2012-08-02 01:08:04 PM

Erodeo: Ashtrey: Giltric: The warriors kidnapped miley cyrus.

Come out and PLAAAAAAAY!

/on phone can't post gif

Also came in to mention cops responding to someone over 18 missing in less than 48 hours, but then RTFA and saw a reported shooting as well.

It's "come out to play". everybody gets that wrong.


yeah, I think I get it wrong now and then...

i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-02 01:08:55 PM
My grandpa used to tell me, "I don't worry about you getting kidnapped, they'd bring you back come daylight".
 
2012-08-02 01:14:56 PM
What going 'full force' on her might look like...
images.dailyfill.com


She told me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt...
So I farked her TWICE and punched her in the face.
 
2012-08-02 01:21:03 PM
www.hollywoodtuna.com

mmmm sideboob.....
 
2012-08-02 01:26:05 PM

Erodeo: Ashtrey: Giltric: The warriors kidnapped miley cyrus.

Come out and PLAAAAAAAY!

/on phone can't post gif

Also came in to mention cops responding to someone over 18 missing in less than 48 hours, but then RTFA and saw a reported shooting as well.

It's "come out to play". everybody gets that wrong.


Sorry, saw that movie for the first time about a month ago.
 
2012-08-02 01:57:09 PM

bazzanoid: [www.hollywoodtuna.com image 850x800]

mmmm sideboob.....



I'd LOVE to kidnap that for about 12 hours. Wouldn't charge a thing.
 
2012-08-02 02:05:50 PM
 
2012-08-02 02:31:04 PM
I don't care about her either way, but my Spidey senses tell me that her upcoming marriage is a Christian-country sham. She's a lesbian, and I don't mean that in the Howard Stern kind of way. No problems with her or the LGBT folks - I'd be curious if anyone else gets that same vibe from her.
 
2012-08-02 02:55:49 PM
Hey,hey,heeeeeey! Pranking in the U-S-A!
 
2012-08-02 03:06:28 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I don't care about her either way, but my Spidey senses tell me that her upcoming marriage is a Christian-country sham. She's a lesbian, and I don't mean that in the Howard Stern kind of way. No problems with her or the LGBT folks - I'd be curious if anyone else gets that same vibe from her.


Nope on the lesbian vibe
 
2012-08-02 03:09:03 PM

Nana's Vibrator: I don't care about her either way, but my Spidey senses tell me that her upcoming marriage is a Christian-country sham. She's a lesbian, and I don't mean that in the Howard Stern kind of way. No problems with her or the LGBT folks - I'd be curious if anyone else gets that same vibe from her.


You can come out of the closet now.
 
2012-08-02 05:09:10 PM

devilskware: Nice of them to post her address just in case anyone really does want to kidnap her.


She was just out walking the dog. Street View
 
2012-08-02 06:23:34 PM
"Police arrived at 6:50 p.m. Wednesday at the home in the 11000 block of Amanda Drive but in about 30 minutes officers determined the call was a hoax and no one was home."

Of course they weren't home. They were kidnapped.
 
2012-08-02 09:20:06 PM
Miley Cyrus was SWATted?

I didn't even know she was a conservative.
 
2012-08-03 07:27:23 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: link for the above side-boob picture. Enhanced and linked in case it's deemed NSFW


Cute and yes I would fark her, but she'd be waring a ball gag so I guess I would have to forego the blowjob.
 
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