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(Daily Mail)   MaCaulay Culkin's representatives have denied claims he has a $6,000-a-month drug habit. He just looks that bad because his parents forgot to take him on holiday twice   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
    More: Scary, Macaulay Culkin, Mila Kunis, Home Alone, drug addictions, Seth Green, oxycodone, Life imitating art, Ashton Kutcher  
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2012-08-02 12:59:07 PM
11 votes:
Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern were going to stage an intervention, but when they went to Culkin's house to set it up they were assaulted by dozens of traps he had laid for them.
2012-08-02 02:59:36 PM
4 votes:
If I used to have sex with Mila Kunis, then had to stop, I would likely turn to drugs too.
2012-08-03 12:22:40 AM
3 votes:
Such a shame. Macaulay was a good son, but he was left home alone too many times and became a party monster. I think this is his way of getting even with dad, but not even a former child star who earned more money than Richie Rich can buy happiness. My Uncle Buck thinks that he can be saved, but my girl friend says that it's not such a black or white situation.
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2012-08-02 04:30:08 PM
3 votes:

wildstarr: He looks like a marionette in the first pic.


It's like he's swaying to the symphony of destruction.
2012-08-02 04:25:53 PM
2 votes:
"My client does not have a $6000 a month drug habit"

Does your client have a $5000 a month drug habit?

"No comment"
2012-08-02 03:01:01 PM
2 votes:
Maybe he's just taking the breakup with Mila Kunis as bad as Demi Moore is taking her breakup with Ashton Kutcher... especially since they hooked up. Hey, there you go... McCauley should hook up with Demi! They could do whippits together and get F'd up.
2012-08-02 10:47:37 AM
2 votes:
Wouldn't you have to be pretty successful to have a 6k a month drug habit?
2012-08-02 11:00:25 PM
1 votes:
If only there were some sort of shocked expression that one could exhibit upon hearing this news, say with one's hands upon one's face....
2012-08-02 08:34:04 PM
1 votes:

hbk72777: He's just in the early stages of progeria


That picture actually makes me feel less bad about being overweight.
2012-08-02 07:30:53 PM
1 votes:
I don't know how to caption this.
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2012-08-02 06:46:37 PM
1 votes:
He's just preparing for a role in a Hall & Oates biopic.

jasobrecht.com
2012-08-02 04:14:11 PM
1 votes:
MaCaulay Culkin's representatives have denied claims he has a $6,000-a-month drug habit.

Wait...what?! MaCaulay Culkin still has representatives?!
2012-08-02 04:13:54 PM
1 votes:

CityExile: I know some guys who hang out with him on occasion out at bars and such. While I've never personally heard anything about heroin on those nights out, to say he's drug free would be a gross misstatement.


My daughter's an ER anesthesiologist in NYC, she's pretty good at spotting druggies. She's seen Culkins out on the town and had him pegged as a user of some sort. She was shocked, to say the least - they are about the same age and she says "Dad, he looks as old as you."

"Thanks, sweetie, I love you too."
2012-08-02 04:11:00 PM
1 votes:
It's just Action Johnny

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2012-08-02 03:18:39 PM
1 votes:

hbk72777: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x657]

He's just in the early stages of progeria


can't be for sure but that is the exact physical look of an old coworker of mine who had a serious speed/meth/coke habit, so i'm going with junky for $600 Alex.
2012-08-02 03:03:50 PM
1 votes:

Serpoltas: The transformation into Rickety Cricket is almost complete.


I think he looks more like Late Stage AIDS Denis Leary.
2012-08-02 02:45:00 PM
1 votes:
The transformation into Rickety Cricket is almost complete.
2012-08-02 02:25:45 PM
1 votes:
"These days he earns a living DJ-ing at clubs around New York."

How could he possibly obtain heroin doing that?
 
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