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(Daily Mail)   MaCaulay Culkin's representatives have denied claims he has a $6,000-a-month drug habit. He just looks that bad because his parents forgot to take him on holiday twice   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 124
    More: Scary, Macaulay Culkin, Mila Kunis, Home Alone, drug addictions, Seth Green, oxycodone, Life imitating art, Ashton Kutcher  
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2012-08-02 10:47:37 AM
Wouldn't you have to be pretty successful to have a 6k a month drug habit?
 
2012-08-02 11:11:59 AM
I dunno...he kinda looks like he's on something in that picture. but that might just be the red bull he's drinking. that stuff is FOUL!
 
2012-08-02 11:18:39 AM
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2012-08-02 11:20:45 AM
Can't really say from just one picture but I will say when I was hooked on heroin and in a strange city, he looks exactly like the type of person I would have asked to help me score. Those types of sleeves he's wearing is the type I would wear to hide the fact I was shooting in my knuckles. And a 6k a month habit would definitely cause some collapsed veins.

/ 4 years clean, going strong
 
2012-08-02 11:33:54 AM
I chuckled
 
2012-08-02 12:59:07 PM
Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern were going to stage an intervention, but when they went to Culkin's house to set it up they were assaulted by dozens of traps he had laid for them.
 
2012-08-02 02:05:09 PM
$6,000 a month for drugs is a little more than a habit, right? I mean, stopping at Starbucks every morning is a habit. I think once your drug use hits four figures a month we can start calling it a passion for drugs. Or maybe he's a drug enthusiast. You don't tell a yacht owner who drops $6,000 a month on their boat that they have a boating habit. Have some respect for the man's interests.
 
2012-08-02 02:25:45 PM
"These days he earns a living DJ-ing at clubs around New York."

How could he possibly obtain heroin doing that?
 
2012-08-02 02:45:00 PM
The transformation into Rickety Cricket is almost complete.
 
2012-08-02 02:45:30 PM
Poor Rickety Cricket.
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"Well, the other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused - mind you - so I'm thinking "oh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course I know what he wants, he's looking at me right in the eyes, he does not have to say it - not that he could. [Starts sucking on a lemon] Urrggghhhh that is- that is tart! That is really tart. I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog! I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don't. Not since that chinaman stole my kidney."

FirstNationalBastard: Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern were going to stage an intervention, but when they went to Culkin's house to set it up they were assaulted by dozens of traps he had laid for them.


Ha. I submitted a redlight somewhere along those lines.
 
2012-08-02 02:48:20 PM

alwaysjaded: Can't really say from just one picture but I will say when I was hooked on heroin and in a strange city, he looks exactly like the type of person I would have asked to help me score. Those types of sleeves he's wearing is the type I would wear to hide the fact I was shooting in my knuckles. And a 6k a month habit would definitely cause some collapsed veins.

/ 4 years clean, going strong


Good job.
 
2012-08-02 02:59:36 PM
If I used to have sex with Mila Kunis, then had to stop, I would likely turn to drugs too.
 
2012-08-02 03:01:01 PM
Maybe he's just taking the breakup with Mila Kunis as bad as Demi Moore is taking her breakup with Ashton Kutcher... especially since they hooked up. Hey, there you go... McCauley should hook up with Demi! They could do whippits together and get F'd up.
 
2012-08-02 03:03:50 PM

Serpoltas: The transformation into Rickety Cricket is almost complete.


I think he looks more like Late Stage AIDS Denis Leary.
 
2012-08-02 03:04:51 PM

Jubeebee: $6,000 a month for drugs is a little more than a habit, right? I mean, stopping at Starbucks every morning is a habit. I think once your drug use hits four figures a month we can start calling it a passion for drugs. Or maybe he's a drug enthusiast. You don't tell a yacht owner who drops $6,000 a month on their boat that they have a boating habit. Have some respect for the man's interests.


It IS a little more than a habit... but honestly, it's not really that much money. $200/day, is not much money if opiates are your drug of choice. Just trying to add some perspective, without any other opinions of the subject.
 
2012-08-02 03:09:00 PM

alwaysjaded: / 4 years clean, going strong


Good for you!
 
2012-08-02 03:10:13 PM
Death pool favorite for 2013?
 
2012-08-02 03:14:53 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

He's just in the early stages of progeria
 
2012-08-02 03:15:21 PM
Kinda sad, he has an interesting face, it would've been fun to see him in some new roles.
 
2012-08-02 03:16:30 PM

JDAT: Death pool favorite for 2013?


How about 2012?!?
 
2012-08-02 03:18:20 PM

alwaysjaded: / 4 years clean, going strong


High five!
 
2012-08-02 03:18:39 PM

hbk72777: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x657]

He's just in the early stages of progeria


can't be for sure but that is the exact physical look of an old coworker of mine who had a serious speed/meth/coke habit, so i'm going with junky for $600 Alex.
 
2012-08-02 03:18:53 PM
31? He looks 51 in that pic.
 
2012-08-02 03:22:53 PM
Sickly-lookin' kid grew up to be a sickly-lookin' adult. Whadda the odds.
 
2012-08-02 03:24:20 PM
He needs a sammitch.
 
2012-08-02 03:25:54 PM

alwaysjaded: Can't really say from just one picture but I will say when I was hooked on heroin and in a strange city, he looks exactly like the type of person I would have asked to help me score. Those types of sleeves he's wearing is the type I would wear to hide the fact I was shooting in my knuckles. And a 6k a month habit would definitely cause some collapsed veins.

/ 4 years clean, going strong


clicks link...

Hell, even a Mormon missionary would know to hit that guy up to score drugs.
 
2012-08-02 03:26:54 PM
He looks like a marionette in the first pic.
 
2012-08-02 03:27:57 PM

alwaysjaded: Can't really say from just one picture but I will say when I was hooked on heroin and in a strange city, he looks exactly like the type of person I would have asked to help me score. Those types of sleeves he's wearing is the type I would wear to hide the fact I was shooting in my knuckles. And a 6k a month habit would definitely cause some collapsed veins.


Yeah, I spotted those sleeves too, from sad experience with a friend. And those eyes - not quite blank, not quite unfocused, but not quite "there" either.

4 years clean, going strong

Dude, keep it up. My man still calls me occasionally when he feels the urge. It always passes.

/20+ years, I've lost track and he threw away his chips ages ago
 
2012-08-02 03:28:13 PM
I think it's mostly the scraggly goatee.
 
2012-08-02 03:31:55 PM
Why would one shoot up in their knuckles? Once met a junkie that looked like he shot up in his neck, good lord, is that even possible?
 
2012-08-02 03:33:12 PM
MaCaulay Culkin's representatives have denied claims he has a $6,000-a-month drug habit while muttering "make that more like $7,500 a month".
 
2012-08-02 03:34:48 PM

Bathysphere: Why would one shoot up in their knuckles? Once met a junkie that looked like he shot up in his neck, good lord, is that even possible?


Knuckles and the areas between your for a are a last resort when your arm veins look like beef jerkey sticks.
 
2012-08-02 03:35:59 PM

89 Stick-Up Kid: Bathysphere: Why would one shoot up in their knuckles? Once met a junkie that looked like he shot up in his neck, good lord, is that even possible?

Knuckles and the areas between your for a are a last resort when your arm veins look like beef jerkey sticks.


I meant to add 'between your toes'...damn this POS phone keyboard.
 
2012-08-02 03:36:26 PM
Guys, guys, why are we dwelling on Macaulay Culkin when we could be swimming in hot pics of Mila Kunis...with a few Home Alone girls thrown in for good measure!
 
2012-08-02 03:49:04 PM
Farking loser.

What's wrong with non bank breaking weed smoking and beer drinking?
 
2012-08-02 03:50:24 PM
That's what my ex looked like on pain pills. There is definitely something wrong with him. I hope he doesn't die. It's amazing how family and friends can be in such denial.
 
2012-08-02 03:53:21 PM

JohnAnnArbor:

Good job.


airsupport:

Good for you!


Doogled:

High five!


OldManDownDRoad:

Dude, keep it up. My man still calls me occasionally when he feels the urge. It always passes.

/20+ years, I've lost track and he threw away his chips ages ago


Thanks. It really has been its own reward though. I was 10 years into that shiat and I was lucky I got out of it when I did without doing too much damage that I couldn't walk away from. Can't say the same for the 6 friends I buried though. And I can honestly I have never had a temptation or an urge since. In fact, just talking about it makes me queesy and I just help those that I can.

whither_apophis:

Hell, even a Mormon missionary would know to hit that guy up to score drugs.


Heh. Yea. For me the clothes and the demeanor are just screaming "make sure you take my wallet before I run off with your money to score."
 
2012-08-02 03:57:32 PM
I'm 38 with more grey hair than not, and I look considerably younger than he does...no way is that a clean and healthy 31-year old.
 
2012-08-02 04:09:08 PM
I know some guys who hang out with him on occasion out at bars and such. While I've never personally heard anything about heroin on those nights out, to say he's drug free would be a gross misstatement.
 
2012-08-02 04:11:00 PM
It's just Action Johnny

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2012-08-02 04:12:43 PM

Jake Havechek: Farking loser.

What's wrong with non bank breaking weed smoking and beer drinking?


weed and beer is serious and dangerous combination. take away the alcohol and you'll be just fine, maybe a little apathetic but fine none the less.
 
2012-08-02 04:13:54 PM

CityExile: I know some guys who hang out with him on occasion out at bars and such. While I've never personally heard anything about heroin on those nights out, to say he's drug free would be a gross misstatement.


My daughter's an ER anesthesiologist in NYC, she's pretty good at spotting druggies. She's seen Culkins out on the town and had him pegged as a user of some sort. She was shocked, to say the least - they are about the same age and she says "Dad, he looks as old as you."

"Thanks, sweetie, I love you too."
 
2012-08-02 04:14:11 PM
MaCaulay Culkin's representatives have denied claims he has a $6,000-a-month drug habit.

Wait...what?! MaCaulay Culkin still has representatives?!
 
2012-08-02 04:16:52 PM
FTFA: "In February, pictures of of Culkin looking emaciated and shockingly made headlines."

Come on, you dumbass Limeys; you invented the goddamned language - at least learn to use it properly.
 
2012-08-02 04:19:35 PM
Current technology doesn't possess the capability to measure how much I don't give a fark
 
2012-08-02 04:20:59 PM

Holfax: If I used to have sex with Mila Kunis, then had to stop, I would likely turn to drugs too.


Came here to say this, but it looks like we have that covered already.
 
2012-08-02 04:25:53 PM
"My client does not have a $6000 a month drug habit"

Does your client have a $5000 a month drug habit?

"No comment"
 
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2012-08-02 04:30:08 PM

wildstarr: He looks like a marionette in the first pic.


It's like he's swaying to the symphony of destruction.
 
2012-08-02 04:33:54 PM

hbk72777: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x657]

He's just in the early stages of progeria


I would have said Bizzaro-universe David Bowie based on that picture
 
2012-08-02 04:34:12 PM

Bathysphere: Kinda sad, he has an interesting face, it would've been fun to see him in some new roles.


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