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(Killeen Daily Herald)   When getting in an argument with your boyfriend, do you A) slap him? B) throw a pot of cooking oil at him? C) grab the household stripper pole and beat him in the head? D) all of the above?   (kdhnews.com) divider line 53
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2012-08-02 09:39:27 AM  
Did she Hulk out, or was that pole not properly installed? Details, people, I need details!
 
2012-08-02 09:46:50 AM  
Pity there's no mugshot
 
2012-08-02 09:49:05 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Did she Hulk out, or was that pole not properly installed? Details, people, I need details!


God Is My Co-Pirate: Did she Hulk out, or was that pole not properly installed? Details, people, I need details!


You set the anchors in permanently and take the pole down till you need it, I'd wager.

Also, anyone who tries to hit me with a pole better know what they're doing. I would be insulted to have some rank amateur take an overhead swing or a horizontal slash with enough telegraphing to send a message to Chicago preceding it. If I got a head wound from a blow like that I would probably bleed out because I'd be too ashamed of myself to seek medical attention in time.

But a hot an heavy pole assault? There's no dishonor in succumbing to that.
 
2012-08-02 09:50:44 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Did she Hulk out, or was that pole not properly installed? Details, people, I need details!


mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-08-02 10:06:06 AM  
*sigh* I think I'm in love!
 
2012-08-02 11:11:54 AM  
stripper poll

Was it a Rasmussen? AP?
 
2012-08-02 11:13:22 AM  
I really want to watch that video.
 
2012-08-02 11:14:26 AM  
Mom?
 
2012-08-02 01:30:49 PM  
That time of the month, sweet-cheeks?
 
2012-08-02 01:32:12 PM  
Who keeps a pot of cooking oil laying around? That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Is C the right answer?
 
2012-08-02 01:32:35 PM  
She grabbed a pink, steel stripper poll and tried to hit him in the head. The man used his arms to block her from hitting his head with the pole, the affidavit states.


Does ANYBODY proofread these days?
 
2012-08-02 01:32:54 PM  
I see slapping, oiling, head, and beating a pole. Why is this not a happy ending?
 
2012-08-02 01:33:07 PM  
Inside the home, police found Howell curled up in the fetal position on her bed crying

Pussy... at least cry on your own bed.
 
2012-08-02 01:34:36 PM  

sulco: Inside the home, police found Howell curled up in the fetal position on her bed crying

Pussy... at least cry on your own bed.


Huh?
 
2012-08-02 01:35:02 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: She grabbed a pink, steel stripper poll and tried to hit him in the head. The man used his arms to block her from hitting his head with the pole, the affidavit states.


Does ANYBODY proofread these days?


Sadly, no.

/poll//pole///pohl

////paul?
 
2012-08-02 01:35:22 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Who keeps a pot of cooking oil laying around? That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Is C the right answer?


The answer is always C, so there was no pot of cooking oil.
 
2012-08-02 01:38:54 PM  

Worst part of the story:

Inside the home, police found Howell curled up in the fetal position on her bed crying. Howell told police the man, her live-in boyfriend, had assaulted her.

However, the man had used his cellphone to take a video of the alleged assault.
Police viewed the video, which depicted Howell screaming and trying to force her way through a door the man was holding closed.


It should be a felony with a minimum prison time if you falsely accuse someone of domestic violence and it's proven otherwise. It's idiots like this woman who diminish the term and end up ruining the lives of their domestic partners for bullshiat reasons.
 
2012-08-02 01:39:55 PM  
What is this 'stripper pole' and for what is it used?
 
2012-08-02 01:40:34 PM  
Hmm. I'm now reconsidering installing our new household stripper pole.
 
2012-08-02 01:40:40 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Who keeps a pot of cooking oil laying around? That sounds like a recipe for disaster.


Yep. This is what I think about when I hear that.
 
2012-08-02 01:42:43 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: AverageAmericanGuy: Who keeps a pot of cooking oil laying around? That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Yep. This is what I think about when I hear that.


HOLY shiat!
 
2012-08-02 01:42:47 PM  

NowhereMon: Pity there's no mugshot



www.mugshotsonline.com

Right age range and right city. Different crime, but probably the same girl - particularly since both the charges from this arrest and those in the most recent event tend to indicate problems with self-restraint and/or substance abuse.

Also

passtheword.files.wordpress.com

is very applicable.
 
2012-08-02 01:45:44 PM  
This is my hometown *facepalm*.

/Haven't been back in years.
//Live very, very far away.
///No, really.
 
2012-08-02 01:48:10 PM  
A pot of cooking oil? I bet that fried him.
 
2012-08-02 01:49:31 PM  

Scaevola: This is my hometown *facepalm*


Where is this? These sites assume you're from there, but crazy news goes crazy all over the internet. Their front page suggests "Central Texas" is that the kind of crazy we have here? Central Texas crazy?
 
2012-08-02 01:49:31 PM  
Is the dude's name Een? If it is, he should have seen this coming.
 
2012-08-02 01:50:25 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: She grabbed a pink, steel stripper poll and tried to hit him in the head. The man used his arms to block her from hitting his head with the pole, the affidavit states.


Does ANYBODY proofread these days?


They were asking questions about steel strippers?
 
2012-08-02 01:56:15 PM  
Hmm, household stripper pole... gonna need to ad that to the project list.

Now do i prioritize it before or after the urinal...
 
2012-08-02 01:56:57 PM  
note she was found crying on her bed, playing the role role of defenseless female victim, after she had gone ape shiat. thank god the dude had the presence of mind to video tape it.
 
2012-08-02 02:00:58 PM  

Kniggit: It should be a felony with a minimum prison time if you falsely accuse someone of domestic violence and it's proven otherwise. It's idiots like this woman who diminish the term and end up ruining the lives of their domestic partners for bullshiat reasons.


What's scary is that if it weren't for the video, he'd likely have been arrested and brought up on charges.
 
2012-08-02 02:04:17 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Scaevola: This is my hometown *facepalm*

Where is this? These sites assume you're from there, but crazy news goes crazy all over the internet. Their front page suggests "Central Texas" is that the kind of crazy we have here? Central Texas crazy?


The very same town that brought you this...
 
2012-08-02 02:09:09 PM  
I used to know this couple that had domestic problems. He was this huge mountain of a man who made me look like a midget, and she was this tiny blonde who was all boobs and a Southern accent. Whenever she had a bad day, she'd go after him with whatever was handy and he wouldn't put up a fight. The one time he did defend himself, she had used a kitchen knife to destroy a bathroom door to get to him (he was too big to get out the bathroom window). As soon as she stuck her head through the hole in the door, he knocked her unconscious.

And when the police came, guess who they took away?
 
2012-08-02 02:09:36 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Scaevola: This is my hometown *facepalm*

Where is this? These sites assume you're from there, but crazy news goes crazy all over the internet. Their front page suggests "Central Texas" is that the kind of crazy we have here? Central Texas crazy?


Killeen is roughly halfway between Waco and Austin, about 30 miles west of I-35. It's the city connected to Ft. Hood.

So, in answer to your other question: This is quintessential Central Texas CrazyTM
 
2012-08-02 02:10:44 PM  

JustGetItRight: NowhereMon: Pity there's no mugshot


[www.mugshotsonline.com image 270x341]

Right age range and right city. Different crime, but probably the same girl - particularly since both the charges from this arrest and those in the most recent event tend to indicate problems with self-restraint and/or substance abuse.

Also

Smash or pass?
 
2012-08-02 02:12:01 PM  

GF named my left testicle thundercles: note she was found crying on her bed, playing the role role of defenseless female victim, after she had gone ape shiat. thank god the dude had the presence of mind to video tape it.


/\ THIS /\

Sounds just like my deranged ex wife. Needless to say that episode ended the relationship. She then took up with my supposed best friend, the poor bastard. Good riddance to both of them.
 
2012-08-02 02:12:24 PM  

Babboonrash: Fark Rye For Many Whores: Scaevola: This is my hometown *facepalm*

Where is this? These sites assume you're from there, but crazy news goes crazy all over the internet. Their front page suggests "Central Texas" is that the kind of crazy we have here? Central Texas crazy?

The very same town that brought you this...


True, but the shooter didn't live there; he was a couple of towns down the road. Some friends of mine lost parents and grandparents in that shooting.
 
2012-08-02 02:31:33 PM  

Kniggit: Worst part of the story:
Inside the home, police found Howell curled up in the fetal position on her bed crying. Howell told police the man, her live-in boyfriend, had assaulted her.

However, the man had used his cellphone to take a video of the alleged assault. Police viewed the video, which depicted Howell screaming and trying to force her way through a door the man was holding closed.


It should be a felony with a minimum prison time if you falsely accuse someone of domestic violence and it's proven otherwise. It's idiots like this woman who diminish the term and end up ruining the lives of their domestic partners for bullshiat reasons.


This. Any DV/rape accusation that doesn't come with accompanying bruises/cuts/scars gets the instant call of bullshiat from me. It will be a cold day in Hell before I ever just take a woman's word for it.

/I don't care if this makes me an asshole
//better to let 100 guilty men go free, and all that
 
2012-08-02 02:40:50 PM  
www.dodgerblues.com

Maybe he just couldn't make her moist anymore. He's no Mike Douglas, that's for sure.
 
2012-08-02 02:48:43 PM  

Job Creator: JustGetItRight: NowhereMon: Pity there's no mugshot


[www.mugshotsonline.com image 270x341]

Right age range and right city. Different crime, but probably the same girl - particularly since both the charges from this arrest and those in the most recent event tend to indicate problems with self-restraint and/or substance abuse.

Also

Smash or pass?


Pass. Or did you mean smash with a hammer?
 
2012-08-02 02:50:07 PM  
People be crazy, yo.
 
2012-08-02 02:50:38 PM  
I wonder if it's the same woman from this article?

Not too bad looking but crazy.
 
2012-08-02 02:57:14 PM  

Phony_Soldier: name


Maybe he lives in Ooo, set in Adventure Time.
 
2012-08-02 03:05:39 PM  

umad: Kniggit: Worst part of the story:
Inside the home, police found Howell curled up in the fetal position on her bed crying. Howell told police the man, her live-in boyfriend, had assaulted her.

However, the man had used his cellphone to take a video of the alleged assault. Police viewed the video, which depicted Howell screaming and trying to force her way through a door the man was holding closed.


It should be a felony with a minimum prison time if you falsely accuse someone of domestic violence and it's proven otherwise. It's idiots like this woman who diminish the term and end up ruining the lives of their domestic partners for bullshiat reasons.

This. Any DV/rape accusation that doesn't come with accompanying bruises/cuts/scars gets the instant call of bullshiat from me. It will be a cold day in Hell before I ever just take a woman's word for it.

/I don't care if this makes me an asshole
//better to let 100 guilty men go free, and all that


i was jailed for Aggravated Menacing once.
biatch was screaming about calling the cops on me because i took the cds she was breaking away from her. i said 'Shouldn't there be a reason to call the cops?'
She ran across the street, they arrived about five minutes later and tackled me in the driveway.
Charges were dropped, but i've been Googled by prospective dates and having to explain why this charge is still in my public dossier is getting old. i had never had a DV charge or incident in my life until i was with that lunatic.
She is presently in the system for DV charges and undergoing Anger Management as part of her probation. Funny how it took almost 20 years of various altercations before the law finally saw it was her, not the guys she was putting in jail all the time.
Never stick my dick in crazy again. It's just not worth it.

/End CSB
 
2012-08-02 03:08:28 PM  
Good thing he took video or else he'd probably be in jail.......it's getting old when police automatically assume the male is the guilty party.

/yes I had a situation like this with a friend, she admitted she was the aggressor, and the police STILL tried to find a way to blame me.
 
2012-08-02 03:20:27 PM  
Where I am from he would have been hit "upside" the head with the pole.
 
2012-08-02 03:36:04 PM  
GF named my left testicle thundercles: note she was found crying on her bed, playing the role role of defenseless female victim, after she had gone ape shiat. thank god the dude had the presence of mind to video tape it.

So much This. I so hate it when women pull shait like this. It makes it all the more difficult for women who have been genuinely abused by men. If the boyfriend hadn't taped her assault on him, he'd be sitting in a jail cell right now.
 
2012-08-02 03:42:32 PM  

XplodedSynapses: umad: Kniggit: Worst part of the story:
Inside the home, police found Howell curled up in the fetal position on her bed crying. Howell told police the man, her live-in boyfriend, had assaulted her.

However, the man had used his cellphone to take a video of the alleged assault. Police viewed the video, which depicted Howell screaming and trying to force her way through a door the man was holding closed.

It should be a felony with a minimum prison time if you falsely accuse someone of domestic violence and it's proven otherwise. It's idiots like this woman who diminish the term and end up ruining the lives of their domestic partners for bullshiat reasons.

This. Any DV/rape accusation that doesn't come with accompanying bruises/cuts/scars gets the instant call of bullshiat from me. It will be a cold day in Hell before I ever just take a woman's word for it.

/I don't care if this makes me an asshole
//better to let 100 guilty men go free, and all that

i was jailed for Aggravated Menacing once.
biatch was screaming about calling the cops on me because i took the cds she was breaking away from her. i said 'Shouldn't there be a reason to call the cops?'
She ran across the street, they arrived about five minutes later and tackled me in the driveway.
Charges were dropped, but i've been Googled by prospective dates and having to explain why this charge is still in my public dossier is getting old. i had never had a DV charge or incident in my life until i was with that lunatic.
She is presently in the system for DV charges and undergoing Anger Management as part of her probation. Funny how it took almost 20 years of various altercations before the law finally saw it was her, not the guys she was putting in jail all the time.
Never stick my dick in crazy again. It's just not worth it.

/End CSB


I got lucky. My ex-wife tried to tell the police I assaulted her daughter (my stepdaughter). The police didn't buy her bullshiat. They were extremely familar with the situation and were getting tired of dealing with my stepdaughter. What had actually happened (which the police believed) was my stepdaughter came at me with a knife and I used a tray as a shield to block her and take away the knife. I was the one who called the police. Of the three police officiers who showed up at my home, one was new (and female) and she was giving me a hard time until the other two officers took her aside and filled her in on the back story.
 
2012-08-02 06:21:50 PM  

Cyno01: Hmm, household stripper pole... gonna need to ad that to the project list.



It's more common than you would think. It's a fitness fad in some communities, and *shudder* some of women also have their prepubescent daughters do it.
It does seem like it could be a good work out.
 
2012-08-02 08:47:30 PM  

OgreMagi: XplodedSynapses: umad: Kniggit: Worst part of the story:


This. Any DV/rape accusation that doesn't come with accompanying bruises/cuts/scars gets the instant call of bullshiat from me. It will be a cold day in Hell before I ever just take a woman's word for it.

/I don't care if this makes me an asshole
//better to let 100 guilty men go free, and all that

i was jailed for Aggravated Menacing once.
biatch was screaming about calling the cops on me because i took the cds she was breaking away from her. i said 'Shouldn't there be a reason to call the cops?'

Never stick my dick in crazy again. It's just not worth it.

/End CSB

I got lucky. My ex-wife tried to tell the police I assaulted her daughter (my stepdaughter). The police didn't buy her bullshiat. They were extremely familar with the situation and were getting tired of dealing with my stepdaughter. What had actually happened (which the police believed) was my stepdaughter came at me with a knife and I used a tray as a shield to block her and take away the knife. I was the one who called the police. Of the three police officers who showed up at my home, one was new (and female) and she was giving me a hard time until the other two officers took her aside and filled her in on the back story.


Indeed. i am glad you were able to avoid injury. Also glad the police were less inclined to haul you off than in my case.
 
2012-08-02 09:16:30 PM  
There are officially too many of this type of headline in play.
 
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