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2012-08-02 09:41:47 AM  
He was just rising up against the oppressive hegemonic matriarchy and asserting his status as a person of worth by refusing to be objectified.
 
2012-08-02 09:44:05 AM  
FTFA: "Newington police arrested a man they said became angry when a store clerk called him 'honey' and then punched her in the face."

I laughed way to hard at that sentence.
 
2012-08-02 09:44:09 AM  
Don't question my intentions.
 
2012-08-02 09:44:29 AM  
Pow! Right in the kisser!
 
2012-08-02 09:45:24 AM  
As a southerner, I'm hurt when a waitress/clerk/service worker doesn't call me "honey."
 
2012-08-02 09:45:41 AM  
Clerk calls customer 'honey', gets punched in the face

OK, I can see how some women might get offended, but to punch a guy for it?

Newington police arrested a man they said became angry when a store clerk called him 'honey' and then punched her in the face.

Oh. Uhm....
 
2012-08-02 09:45:58 AM  
spaghetti bolognese... is that like spaghetti or boloney?
 
2012-08-02 09:47:39 AM  
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2012-08-02 09:48:46 AM  

blatz514: I laughed way totwo hard at that sentence.

/ftfy
 
2012-08-02 09:49:33 AM  

genepool lifeboat: [gabtor.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]


I'd punch her in the face....with my PENIS......
 
2012-08-02 09:50:33 AM  

ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh totwo hard at that sentence.
/ftfy


/ftfy
 
2012-08-02 09:51:27 AM  
Clerk:: My point is this. The price is a little higher than you thought, honey.


David Wright, 52, of Burgundy Hill Lane in Middletown:
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2012-08-02 09:52:24 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh totwo hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy


You grammar nazi's are loosing you're mind's
 
2012-08-02 09:52:40 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh totwo hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy


Wow, do I feel like a moran now.
 
2012-08-02 09:53:11 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh totwo hardheard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy


u guys are slipping

/ftfy
 
2012-08-02 09:54:17 AM  

WhippingBoy: He was just rising up against the oppressive hegemonic matriarchy and asserting his status as a person of worth by refusing to be objectified.


Shut up.
 
2012-08-02 09:54:21 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh whey totwo too hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy


ftfy
 
2012-08-02 09:56:53 AM  

genepool lifeboat: [gabtor.files.wordpress.com image 850x566]


god, she is so hot.

/nothing to add
 
2012-08-02 09:57:38 AM  
Photoshop me a "Breach of Peace"

thanks
 
2012-08-02 09:57:39 AM  
What the hell is wrong with this thread.
 
2012-08-02 09:59:00 AM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: What the hellhail is wrong with this thread.


FTFY
 
2012-08-02 09:59:14 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh whey nguey totwo too teu hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy

ftfy


/ftfy
//google it if you have to....
/// I nguyen
 
2012-08-02 09:59:19 AM  

DrZiffle: As a southerner, I'm hurt when a waitress/clerk/service worker doesn't call me "honey."


What if they were male
 
2012-08-02 09:59:52 AM  
I told you I was going to hit you
i49.photobucket.com

/obscure?
 
2012-08-02 10:00:33 AM  
The other day waiting in line to pay at 7-11 the female clerk asked the guy in front of me "how are you today?".....his response?....."I'm delicious". Wth?....I will say though, the kinda cute clerk thought it was adorable and laughed very sweetly...
 
2012-08-02 10:00:59 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: DrZiffle: As a southerner, I'm hurt when a waitress/clerk/service worker doesn't call me "honey."

What if they were male day wear mail

Fixed for thread
 
2012-08-02 10:00:59 AM  

probesport: Fark Rye For Many Whores: What the hellhail heil is wrong with this thread.

FTFY


/ftfy
/you did nazi that coming, did you?
 
2012-08-02 10:01:11 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: DrZiffle: As a southerner, I'm hurt when a waitress/clerk/service worker doesn't call me "honey."

What if they were male


I like my gays FLAMING!
 
2012-08-02 10:01:17 AM  
FTFA: The clerk was able to get a description and partial licence plate number on the vehicle.

Um, Connecticut, you're in NEW England.
 
2012-08-02 10:01:45 AM  
The clerk then questioned Wright's intentions and that's when she said he reached over the counter and punched her in the face.

Look I hate these euphamisms, could you just repeat what she said? "Sir are you here to buy something?" This is like "larceny" or "misdemeanor controlled substances charge" look that shiat doesn't work in a news report, just say "stealing" and "small drugs crime" for us uneducated masses.
 
2012-08-02 10:02:23 AM  

Zygar: ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh totwo hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy

You grammar nazi's are loosing you're mind's


Rotsky Lives
 
2012-08-02 10:03:05 AM  
This is why I call all my customers "dickface."

Less ambiguity.
 
2012-08-02 10:04:48 AM  

probesport: Fark Rye For Many Whores: What the hellhail is wrong with this thread.

FTFY


ChipNASA: probesport: Fark Rye For Many Whores: What the hellhail heil is wrong with this thread.

FTFY

/ftfy
/you did nazi that coming, did you?


*facestab* Go on! I can't hold the grammar zombies off much longer, GO!
 
2012-08-02 10:06:24 AM  
Calling someone honey is like saying fark you with a smile.

Part of me understands why he punched her.
 
2012-08-02 10:07:20 AM  
Bears?

[RTFA]

So, yes.
 
2012-08-02 10:08:15 AM  

btraz70: The other day waiting in line to pay at 7-11 the female clerk asked the guy in front of me "how are you today?".....his response?....."I'm delicious". Wth?....I will say though, the kinda cute clerk thought it was adorable and laughed very sweetly...


Chicks always think gay men are amusing
 
2012-08-02 10:08:50 AM  

wynper: Calling someone honey is like saying fark you with a smile.

Part of me understands why he punched her.


I'm surprised she didn't say "how nice, bless your heart."
 
2012-08-02 10:09:37 AM  
the-feeding-tube.com
 
2012-08-02 10:10:57 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Zygar: ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh totwo hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy

You grammar nazi's are loosing you're mind's

Rotsky Lives


Wow! I forgot about the Rotsky. How many years ago was that? That was an epic thread!
 
2012-08-02 10:14:14 AM  

wynper: Calling someone honey is like saying fark you with a smile.

Part of me understands why he punched her.


What about "Sugar?" That one's popular amongst IHOP and Denny's waitresses around here. To me it just sounds like something they say at the end of every sentence, like "know what I'm sayin" in certain circles. It's just a meaningless sound they routinely make after a while.
 
2012-08-02 10:14:25 AM  

killiemary: Crewmannumber6: Zygar: ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh totwo hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy

You grammar nazi's are loosing you're mind's

Rotsky Lives

Wow! I forgot about the Rotsky. How many years ago was that? That was an epic thread!


http://www.freewebs.com/rotsky/TheStoryofRotsky.htm

2007
 
2012-08-02 10:15:03 AM  

untaken_name: wynper: Calling someone honey is like saying fark you with a smile.

Part of me understands why he punched her.

What about "Sugar?" That one's popular amongst IHOP and Denny's waitresses around here. To me it just sounds like something they say at the end of every sentence, like "know what I'm sayin" in certain circles. It's just a meaningless sound they routinely make after a while.

Bless your hearts

/{;-D
 
2012-08-02 10:18:08 AM  

ChipNASA: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh whey nguey totwo too teu hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy

ftfy

/ftfy
//google it if you have to....
/// I nguyen


i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-02 10:25:10 AM  

wynper: Calling someone honey is like saying fark you with a smile.

Part of me understands why he punched her.


That says more about you than it does about them.
 
2012-08-02 10:25:33 AM  
Newington police arrested a man they said became angry when a store clerk called him 'honey' and then punched her in the face.

....wait...she punched herself in the face?

I would be more confused than angry if a store clerk punched herself in the face.
 
2012-08-02 10:27:46 AM  
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She was punched 37 times? In a row?

/try not to get punched on your way to the parking lot!
 
2012-08-02 10:34:11 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ChipNASA: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh whey nguey totwo too teu hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy

ftfy

/ftfy
//google it if you have to....
/// I nguyen

[i46.tinypic.com image 850x758]


Well whatever you do, do NOT google "chick sharpie ass". For the love of god, don't do it.
 
2012-08-02 10:38:06 AM  

dj_spanmaster: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ChipNASA: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: blatz514: I laughed wayweigh whey nguey totwo too teu hard at that sentence.
/ftfy

/ftfy

ftfy

/ftfy
//google it if you have to....
/// I nguyen

[i46.tinypic.com image 850x758]

Well whatever you do, do NOT google "chick sharpie ass". For the love of god, don't do it.


Welcome to the internet, cowboy.
 
2012-08-02 10:38:34 AM  
When a woman calls me honey I assume she wants to have sex with me.

More than likely, I'll hit it but not punch it.
 
2012-08-02 10:41:06 AM  
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2012-08-02 10:25:10 AM


wynper: Calling someone honey is like saying fark you with a smile.

Part of me understands why he punched her.

That says more about you than it does about them
.


Went to a store last week and the saleswoman who was helping me kept saying "honey" to me. The store is in MIlwaukee, Wisconsin (hence, for the geographically disinclined - nowhere near the south). While not punch worthy, it is annoying. However, I smiled and was polite

"Honey" is a term of enderment to another person you are familiar with. Not a proper term to refer to a customer.
 
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