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(North Jersey)   It's not everyday that you see a python in your backyard, but seeing two in four days is something special   (northjersey.com) divider line 27
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2012-08-02 10:06:38 AM
TFA: "The snake, which hadn't moved but 10 feet in all of a half hour, was probably calm because it had recently eaten..."


I other unrelated news, a nearby neighbor's toy poodle has turned up missing. If you see a stray toy poodle in the area, please phone county animal control.
 
2012-08-02 10:15:31 AM
It's something completely different.
 
2012-08-02 10:16:20 AM
Subby,
Ask your Mom...she's seen my Python at least twice in the last four days......

/there was a line....or else I'd have been back sooner.
 
2012-08-02 10:17:45 AM
Seeing two pythons in four days isn't normal. But in img1.fark.net it is.
 
2012-08-02 10:17:54 AM
"I'll be pretty happy when the winter comes because it will kill any more pythons that are out there," Geist said. "I just hope there's no cobras."

In the meantime, can we interest you in a few gorillas?
 
2012-08-02 10:19:07 AM
Hello police? GET THESE MOTHERF**KIN' SNAKES OUT OF MY MOTHERF**KIN' LANDSCAPING!
 
2012-08-02 10:19:27 AM
"I'll be pretty happy when the winter comes because it will kill any more pythons that are out there," Geist said. 

Got news for ya, buddy. Snakes hibernate.
 
2012-08-02 10:21:07 AM
alsharif2008.files.wordpress.com

What a pair of very large pythons might look like, brother.
 
2012-08-02 10:22:30 AM
So dude just gave away $10 grand because he's afraid of pet snakes? Nice work genius. I'm not even a reptile guy, but even I know a giant female albino python is worth a pretty penny.
 
2012-08-02 10:22:52 AM
Every [SPACE] Day

perryan7.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-02 10:25:06 AM
Looks left, looks rights, looks down.

I just saw 3 enormous pythons.
 
2012-08-02 10:25:08 AM
I don't dislike snakes. I let them be unless it's a dangerous snake near the house or an invasive species.

Big pythons in the U.S.? I'd have just gone out with an axe and solved the problem myself. We're having snake for dinner.
 
2012-08-02 10:25:58 AM
Really? I use both CPython and Jython for a number of different tasks, and I've considered adding PyPy and IronPython to my repertoire for testing, so I see at least two pythons all the time.

Oh, wait...
 
2012-08-02 10:56:43 AM
West Milford is like the Florida of North Jersey, anyway, so it may as well have Pythons. On second thought, all the development there recently may have pushed out some of the weirdness, so maybe it's less like that now.

There were always stories of nudist colonies, dirt roads you should never travel down or you might get shot (according to friends), haunted roads (Clinton Road), etc etc..

The area was also known for an even greater than normal amount of underage drinking.
 
2012-08-02 11:14:52 AM
brobinson2001: "I'll be pretty happy when the winter comes because it will kill any more pythons that are out there," Geist said. 

Got news for ya, buddy. Snakes hibernate.


Got news for ya, pal. Pythons don't hibernate.
 
2012-08-02 11:21:07 AM
Won't the snake eating gorillas eat them BEFORE wintertime?
 
2012-08-02 11:28:43 AM
CheekyMonkey: brobinson2001: "I'll be pretty happy when the winter comes because it will kill any more pythons that are out there," Geist said. 

Got news for ya, buddy. Snakes hibernate.

Got news for ya, pal. Pythons don't hibernate.


Got news for ya, chief. I just wanted to say "chief."
 
2012-08-02 11:32:19 AM
Gaboo: CheekyMonkey: brobinson2001: "I'll be pretty happy when the winter comes because it will kill any more pythons that are out there," Geist said. 

Got news for ya, buddy. Snakes hibernate.

Got news for ya, pal. Pythons don't hibernate.

Got news for ya, chief. I just wanted to say "chief."


Got nuthin' for ya, Gaboo.
 
2012-08-02 11:36:26 AM
"Everyday" and "every day" do not mean the same thing, subby.
 
2012-08-02 11:54:20 AM
I got a python for ya.
heh heh heh.
 
2012-08-02 12:03:03 PM
towatchoverme: Every [SPACE] Day

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THANK YOU
 
2012-08-02 12:57:50 PM
CheekyMonkey: brobinson2001: "I'll be pretty happy when the winter comes because it will kill any more pythons that are out there," Geist said. 

Got news for ya, buddy. Snakes hibernate.

Got news for ya, pal. Pythons don't hibernate.


Brumate, then.
 
2012-08-02 01:37:36 PM
i.ytimg.com

So that's where all my ducks went!
 
2012-08-02 01:49:38 PM
Santánico Pandemónium - not available for comment.
 
2012-08-02 01:59:26 PM
CheekyMonkey: Gaboo: CheekyMonkey: brobinson2001: "I'll be pretty happy when the winter comes because it will kill any more pythons that are out there," Geist said. 

Got news for ya, buddy. Snakes hibernate.

Got news for ya, pal. Pythons don't hibernate.

Got news for ya, chief. I just wanted to say "chief."

Got nuthin' for ya, Gaboo.


Winter is coming...
 
2012-08-03 02:06:03 AM
Subby has clearly never visited Australia.

The only time I've heard a gunshot in real life was at a bbq at a mate's parents' place in the Adelaide Hills near my place last summer. A snake slid straight past us in the garden where we were sitting. Mate's mum grabbed their dogs while mate's dad grabbed his shotgun from the house, and I was left with the job of keeping a close (but not too close) eye on the snake 'til the shotgun arrived. The snake was up against the wall of the shed, mate's dad took aim and -BLAMMO-. The shot went over the top of the snake and ripped a decent hole in the shed wall.

The snake disappeared at very high speed down under the fence and into a paddock. "Well I don't think he'll be back for a while" said mate's mum. "And the shed won't be giving you any shiat either" replied my wife.

It was the first snake they'd had there in a while but in hot summers they're a regular occurance.
 
2012-08-03 06:04:49 AM
Aussie_As: Subby has clearly never visited Australia.

The only time I've heard a gunshot in real life was at a bbq at a mate's parents' place in the Adelaide Hills near my place last summer. A snake slid straight past us in the garden where we were sitting. Mate's mum grabbed their dogs while mate's dad grabbed his shotgun from the house, and I was left with the job of keeping a close (but not too close) eye on the snake 'til the shotgun arrived. The snake was up against the wall of the shed, mate's dad took aim and -BLAMMO-. The shot went over the top of the snake and ripped a decent hole in the shed wall.

The snake disappeared at very high speed down under the fence and into a paddock. "Well I don't think he'll be back for a while" said mate's mum. "And the shed won't be giving you any shiat either" replied my wife.

It was the first snake they'd had there in a while but in hot summers they're a regular occurance.


My dog's name is "Adelaide". She's an Australian Shepherd.
 
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