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(NBC News)   Psychiatrist of the Colorado shooter warned his university about his murderous fantasies weeks before the shooting. University's response: "oh well we don't need to do anything cuz he's dropping out anyway"   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 23
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2012-08-02 10:11:21 AM  
4 votes:

Smoking GNU: ChipNASA: ATTENTION FARK:

I am giving notice that I plant to shoot the following in the face:

[www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com image 450x654]

[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 470x705]

[celebritywonder.ugo.com image 449x600]

/and by shoot in the face....i mean with my penis.....and baby batter as ammunition.....

As opposed to shooting her with your penis and using wasabi as the ammo?


You just made my urethra cringe.....
2012-08-02 10:37:39 AM  
3 votes:

ChipNASA: Jon iz teh kewl: ChipNASA: Smoking GNU: ChipNASA: ATTENTION FARK:

I am giving notice that I plant to shoot the following in the face:

[www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com image 450x654]

[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 470x705]

[celebritywonder.ugo.com image 449x600]

/and by shoot in the face....i mean with my penis.....and baby batter as ammunition.....

As opposed to shooting her with your penis and using wasabi as the ammo?

You just made my urethra cringe.....

[images.zap2it.com image 360x270]


I'm sure there's a fetish for penile wasabi


OK so serious question....

Next time I go out with the wife for sushi, do you think I'd cause a commotion .....stay with me here.....(visualize this) .. If I stand up and then unzip and then pull out my wang and slap it on the table and grab a *huge* pinch of nice creamy wasabi....and while stroking my manhood to make the insertion easier....take my meat missile and then start stuffing great gobs of green spicy condiment in my stretched open pee hole..... Maybe if I brought an industrial Q-Tip to facilitate insertion.....much like loading black powder and shot in to a cannon and then ramming it home.

do you think I'd cause a commotion??
2012-08-02 11:34:10 AM  
2 votes:

PsiChi: "Twenty-one Questions You Will Not Hear Asked About the Dark Knight Movie Massacre," by Kazi Kearse, a therapist from New York: Link


#22. "Other than that, how was the movie?"
2012-08-02 10:38:03 AM  
2 votes:

Andulamb: The NCAA should punish Colorado by stripping its football team of fourteen seasons worth of victories.


Sadly, as mathematically impossible as it seems, that might actually improve their record.
2012-08-02 10:19:56 AM  
2 votes:

rugby-n-beers: HotWingConspiracy: Yeah they should have told the cops!....who would have said he hasn't done anything wrong and all of his weapons were legally purchased.

Actually, no, in Colorado mentally ill people are barred from buying or owning firearms.


But holding public office is A-OK!
2012-08-02 10:08:45 AM  
2 votes:
Can your psychiatrist really do this? Doesn't it goes against their oath?
2012-08-02 10:05:36 AM  
2 votes:
ATTENTION FARK:

I am giving notice that I plant to shoot the following in the face:

www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com

static.thehollywoodgossip.com

celebritywonder.ugo.com

/and by shoot in the face....i mean with my penis.....and baby batter as ammunition.....
2012-08-02 03:18:49 PM  
1 votes:

PsiChi: "Twenty-one Questions You Will Not Hear Asked About the Dark Knight Movie Massacre," by Kazi Kearse, a therapist from New York: Link


That post actually removed information from my brain as I read it. That has to be about the dumbest thing I've seen in months. If anyone deserves a psychiatric screening, it's the guy who typed that screed.
2012-08-02 11:38:25 AM  
1 votes:

PsiChi: "Twenty-one Questions You Will Not Hear Asked About the Dark Knight Movie Massacre," by Kazi Kearse, a therapist from New York: Link


First thing that came to mind:
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2012-08-02 11:23:31 AM  
1 votes:
I'll wait to make up my mind on this matter until after it's on Law & Order.
2012-08-02 11:00:43 AM  
1 votes:
A psychiatrist once told me that statistically 50% of the population has a diagnosable mental disorder whether they seek treatment for it or not. That seems a little high to me, but if I think about everyone I know who takes Paxil or the like just to make it through their crappy day at a job they can't afford to leave... well... it does seem like a lot of people have trouble. Do we count people who take Xanax to fly? Being afraid to fly but not to drive is irrational, after all.

TLDR: How would we determine who is too mentally ill to own a gun? If they have ever spent time in a psych ward? Been Baker Acted? Just been diagnosed with an irrational fear of spiders...?
2012-08-02 10:57:16 AM  
1 votes:

Dynascape: Wait.

How crazy is too crazy to have guns?

I have OCD... does that make me mentally unfit to go to the range?

Not necessarily, so long as you take appropriate safety precautions. Check that the chamber is clear exactly 7 times. If you overshoot and check 8 times, you have to unload, dismantle and clean the weapon, then try again.
2012-08-02 10:55:22 AM  
1 votes:

MycroftHolmes: way south: HotWingConspiracy: Yeah they should have told the cops!....who would have said he hasn't done anything wrong and all of his weapons were legally purchased.

Its illegal to buy pr keep a firearm if you're entirely off your rocker. If the Doc suspected he was a threat, she probably should have notified the authorities of the homicidal maniac in their midst.

She knew he needed to be flagged in the system.

OK, so he should be convicted and his rights restricted based on a judgement call? You do understand that psychiatry is far from an exact science. Are you really advocating that we 'flag' someone and restrict their rights based on the decisions of entirely fallible human beings?

I bet the same people who whine that he should have been flagged and charged with futurecrime are the same people who whine about police acting overzealously and without justification


Flagging someone and restricting their rights based on a judgement call is pretty much how it works in the mental health field. Sure there are standard threat assessments, but it ultimately comes down to the judgement of the clinician. Luckily, most mental health professionals are careful about who they involuntarily commit, it's not an easy decision to take someone's freedom away even if it's for a 24 stay in a psych hospital for more evaluation. Which is why, they let someone go who ends up doing bad things more often than they put an entirely harmless person in a hospital. You never hear stories of, I was entirely sane and lucid but they held me against my will for a week in a hospital.

Also on college campuses, potential problem students get flagged all the time. Where I worked there is an entire committee that deals with problem students. If they are showing up on one radar on campus, it usually means they're causing problems all over the place. Usually oversight committees are there to determine how to best handle/accommodate these students whether that is mandating they get professional help or kicking them out of the university.
2012-08-02 10:44:43 AM  
1 votes:
In all seriousness, it must be said that the formatting of this article is appalling...

Headline
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The reader's eye certainly gets a workout.
2012-08-02 10:42:56 AM  
1 votes:
If only the university had dragged his arse to university-court, found him guilty of pre-crime, and thrown him in university-jail; then this tragedy would have been avoided.
2012-08-02 10:39:38 AM  
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu: mister aj: Universities that fail to act on vague rumours of serious criminal activity should have the death penalty applied to their athletics program.

Holmes hadn't done anything.
Sandusky was caught raping a child.

Holmes was a loner.
Sandusky was allowed to rape children
because his presence was comforting
to Paterno and PSU football (Good luck charm? the kids
were virgin sacrifices? who knows).


was this shiat supposed to be a haiku, or do you need accompanying bongos or something?
2012-08-02 10:21:27 AM  
1 votes:
Expel all of the football players, remove their scholarships and fire the head coach. This university has to be PUNISHED.
2012-08-02 10:12:33 AM  
1 votes:

GORDON: We need to just divide the country in half. This half is "the government," and the other half are "the citizens." "The government" half is above the law. A person from "the government" is paired off with a "citizen." The government person watches the citizen 24/7.

Then things like that shooting could never, ever happen.... if a person from "the government" shoots a place up, they are above the law and it isn't newsworthy.

Bigger government... is there anything it can't fix?


Congratulations. It's early yet, but I do believe we can crown you the winner of "Stupidest Response in Thread".
2012-08-02 10:10:13 AM  
1 votes:
Universities that fail to act on vague rumours of serious criminal activity should have the death penalty applied to their athletics program.
2012-08-02 10:08:53 AM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: ATTENTION FARK:

I am giving notice that I plant to shoot the following in the face:

[www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com image 450x654]

[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 470x705]

[celebritywonder.ugo.com image 449x600]

/and by shoot in the face....i mean with my penis.....and baby batter as ammunition.....


As opposed to shooting her with your penis and using wasabi as the ammo?
2012-08-02 10:07:21 AM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: ATTENTION FARK:

I am giving notice that I plant to shoot the following in the face:

[www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com image 450x654]

[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 470x705]

[celebritywonder.ugo.com image 449x600]

/and by shoot in the face....i mean with my penis.....and baby batter as ammunition.....


I was with you until Rosie.

So what if they didn't do anything? What exactly were they supposed to do?
2012-08-02 10:06:46 AM  
1 votes:
Clearly the best way to have this shooter entered into our mental health system would have been to ban high capacity magazines.
2012-08-02 10:04:55 AM  
1 votes:
Someone without shame needs to dress as Captain Hindsight for the backgrounds in CNN's coverage. Give them something worthwhile on the screen. Like a Where's Waldo while non-interesting trivia is repeated.
 
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