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(CBS Philadelphia)   A gun-toting suspect had victimized five people in less than 24 hours. He has been arrested twice before for robbery-related offenses. This time around he's going to be SOOOO grounded   (philadelphia.cbslocal.com) divider line 47
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2012-08-02 10:30:21 AM
Those five should of been carrying.
 
2012-08-02 10:32:15 AM
Grounded for Life:
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2012-08-02 10:36:14 AM
I didn't think anyone carried cash anymore anyways. Muggers gotta get you to take them to an ATM machine to give them money.
 
2012-08-02 10:38:40 AM
Jezuz, the comments are pure TeaBagger gold.
 
2012-08-02 10:41:41 AM
He's lucky weed wasn't involved in his priors cause he'd be in jail unable to fark around.
 
2012-08-02 10:43:31 AM

Deathfrogg: Jezuz, the comments are pure TeaBagger gold.


Maybe one day it will be a little white kid so Jesse, Quanel X and Al can chime in. Until then, we'll just have to put with teabaggers since these kids always seem to be black.
 
2012-08-02 10:45:51 AM
In before the left starts posting 5 year old pictures of this snowflake to prove his innocence.
 
2012-08-02 10:46:35 AM
"Approaches the victims, asks what time it is"

Time to give him money, apparently.

His big mistake was mugging a reporter. Front page news tend to get a felon caught quickly, especially when they can't drive a car.
 
2012-08-02 10:49:25 AM
he sounds black.
 
2012-08-02 10:49:36 AM
Let's get this out of the way...no, the NRA doesn't advocate letting 13 year olds illegally obtain a firearm of any caliber or functionality for any reason. Actually, they don't advocate allowing a 13 year old to even hold a firearm without adult supervision. Of course, some of you will rage anyway. Your brethren who rage about the termination of the pregnancy in the first trimester of a 13 year old girl who was raped by her dad as being murder will save your seat for you.

/not a member of the NRA
//how about we try fixing people instead?
 
2012-08-02 10:52:01 AM
This kid has nothing on young, little Latarian... pops
 
2012-08-02 10:52:55 AM
I can see it now. This kid is going to end up dead before he's sixteen. His momma will be on TV screaming about what a good kid he was and how she doesn't understand how he ended up like this because he went to church all the time.
 
2012-08-02 10:54:14 AM

Deathfrogg: Jezuz, the comments are pure TeaBagger gold.


One of the comments reads "I'm assuming since NO description was given on the kid, just his bike, that the kid is black. Why is it that Big Media, in order to protect "Obama's children" would endanger the rest of society just to not appear "rayciss?""

The article itself reports "Sources say the suspect is a black male who turned 13-years-old just two months ago."

I am now confused.
 
2012-08-02 10:55:09 AM

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She always looked like an older, heavier Stacy Kiebler to me.
 
2012-08-02 10:59:30 AM
"In April, Jon-Jon's brother, Laquam Smith, 20, was arrested for his alleged involvement in a February shooting death in Juniata Park."

Seems to run in the family.
 
2012-08-02 10:59:41 AM

hdhale: //how about we try fixing people instead?


With bullets?

The little shiat scarred 5 people for life. He shoulda been shot to death on the first robbery.

Chances my ass, these types of people never "turn themselves around" until they've been in prison, murdered two people, etc. They just get old and mellow out. You don't see too many 50 year old's doing this stuff now do ya? That's 30 years of criminal career we have to look forward to.

Might as well wipe them out young. Fixed = Dirt Nap for these guys.

So, yeah, we should try to "fix" the people.
 
2012-08-02 11:03:59 AM

hdhale: Let's get this out of the way...no, the NRA doesn't advocate letting 13 year olds illegally obtain a firearm of any caliber or functionality for any reason. Actually, they don't advocate allowing a 13 year old to even hold a firearm without adult supervision. Of course, some of you will rage anyway. Your brethren who rage about the termination of the pregnancy in the first trimester of a 13 year old girl who was raped by her dad as being murder will save your seat for you.

/not a member of the NRA
//how about we try fixing people instead?


But of course the NRA is okay with the mentally ill and folks on the no-fly list have guns, so keep white-knighting for them.
 
2012-08-02 11:05:51 AM
I expect reasoned discussion.
 
2012-08-02 11:06:32 AM

Rufus Lee King: FTA: "Police say the 13-year-old will be charged accordingly."

Translated, that means put back on the street to rob more white folks. One of these days he'll pull the trigger.


The article never said the race of the victims. However, if it helps your narrative, feel free to inject your own "facts".
 
2012-08-02 11:09:54 AM
What the suspect might have to say about his actions:
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2012-08-02 11:09:55 AM
RACE OF PEACE!

but seriously...he's turning his life around! He was even planning on graduating 5th grade!
 
2012-08-02 11:10:27 AM
You gotta let kids express themselves.
 
2012-08-02 11:11:28 AM

Dimensio: Deathfrogg: Jezuz, the comments are pure TeaBagger gold.

One of the comments reads "I'm assuming since NO description was given on the kid, just his bike, that the kid is black. Why is it that Big Media, in order to protect "Obama's children" would endanger the rest of society just to not appear "rayciss?""

The article itself reports "Sources say the suspect is a black male who turned 13-years-old just two months ago."

I am now confused.


Since when do TeaBaggers have reading comprehension (much less the ability to read)? Hope that helps to clear it up.
 
2012-08-02 11:12:04 AM
The suspect looked like Obama's son.
 
2012-08-02 11:12:19 AM

bujin: hdhale: Let's get this out of the way...no, the NRA doesn't advocate letting 13 year olds illegally obtain a firearm of any caliber or functionality for any reason. Actually, they don't advocate allowing a 13 year old to even hold a firearm without adult supervision. Of course, some of you will rage anyway. Your brethren who rage about the termination of the pregnancy in the first trimester of a 13 year old girl who was raped by her dad as being murder will save your seat for you.

/not a member of the NRA
//how about we try fixing people instead?

But of course the NRA is okay with the mentally ill and folks on the no-fly list have guns, so keep white-knighting for them.


So a list that you can get on with no trial, no notice, and with no published criteria which can't even differentiate between people with the same name should be able to strip constitutionally enumerated rights now?

The damned thing shouldn't even keep you off an airplane!
 
2012-08-02 11:12:46 AM
You know, if I had only paid more in taxes and given more to his community, he wouldn't be going around robbing all those people. Man, I am feeling so guilty right now. www.wpclipart.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-02 11:13:55 AM

hdhale: Let's get this out of the way...no, the NRA doesn't advocate letting 13 year olds illegally obtain a firearm of any caliber or functionality for any reason. Actually, they don't advocate allowing a 13 year old to even hold a firearm without adult supervision. Of course, some of you will rage anyway. Your brethren who rage about the termination of the pregnancy in the first trimester of a 13 year old girl who was raped by her dad as being murder will save your seat for you.

/not a member of the NRA
//how about we try fixing people instead?


The NRA advocates making weapons easily available to practically everyone, and then suggests absurdly impossible solutions whenever someone suggests fixing the problem.

Yes, we can't trust the government to regulate guns, but we can totally trust it to decide who should be locked up because they might commit a crime someday.
 
2012-08-02 11:14:34 AM
Cowards unite in panic and aid the banks in disarming the debt slaves.

Only the stand up guys in uniform should be armed.

The people who cut their checks are so benevolent. I trust them completely!
 
2012-08-02 11:15:16 AM
Waiting for someone to come up with the "some how, we as a society, have failed this poor young man" excuse.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-02 11:15:41 AM

Rufus Lee King: bujin: Rufus Lee King: FTA: "Police say the 13-year-old will be charged accordingly."

Translated, that means put back on the street to rob more white folks. One of these days he'll pull the trigger.

The article never said the race of the victims. However, if it helps your narrative, feel free to inject your own "facts".

Thanks for you permission. I will.


Are you from Port St. Joe? I think I just read an article about you.
 
2012-08-02 11:17:24 AM
LOUD NOISES!!!

/Am I doing this right?
 
2012-08-02 11:20:38 AM
Police say the 13-year-old will be charged accordingly.

Euthanasia?

/no good is ever going to come from this thug in training
 
2012-08-02 11:22:20 AM

Babboonrash: This kid has nothing on young, little Latarian... pops


They made fun of that kid on the Boondocks, quoted him directly and everything.
 
2012-08-02 11:25:57 AM
The derp went to 11 pretty quick here.
 
2012-08-02 11:30:05 AM

Rufus Lee King: NutznGum: The derp went to 11 pretty quick here.

How so?


If you have to ask....
 
2012-08-02 11:34:02 AM
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Yo, where's Omar?
 
2012-08-02 11:38:23 AM
Ah, that's why the warning from the University City police trickled down to us yesterday. And why there were a gazillion bicycle cops swarming the Market Street area yesterday afternoon.

The warning we received said there were multiple muggers at large, and more muggings have occurred than this particular precocious career criminal is being charged for. I need to be more careful.

/still like Philly
/despite Philly
 
2012-08-02 11:38:28 AM
Two robbery arrests by age 12 and to celebrate turning 13, he grabs his gun, hops on his bicycle and tries to mug 5 people at gunpoint. It's pretty clear that this kid won't be making any positive contributions to society. The only question is how many lives is he going to ruin.

I say permanently assign him to Sandusky's jail cell and be done with it.
 
2012-08-02 11:41:45 AM

Ned Stark: bujin: hdhale: Let's get this out of the way...no, the NRA doesn't advocate letting 13 year olds illegally obtain a firearm of any caliber or functionality for any reason. Actually, they don't advocate allowing a 13 year old to even hold a firearm without adult supervision. Of course, some of you will rage anyway. Your brethren who rage about the termination of the pregnancy in the first trimester of a 13 year old girl who was raped by her dad as being murder will save your seat for you.

/not a member of the NRA
//how about we try fixing people instead?

But of course the NRA is okay with the mentally ill and folks on the no-fly list have guns, so keep white-knighting for them.

So a list that you can get on with no trial, no notice, and with no published criteria which can't even differentiate between people with the same name should be able to strip constitutionally enumerated rights now?

The damned thing shouldn't even keep you off an airplane!


You are neglecting to consider that bujin may be an authoritarian fascist.
 
2012-08-02 11:43:21 AM

bujin: hdhale: Let's get this out of the way...no, the NRA doesn't advocate letting 13 year olds illegally obtain a firearm of any caliber or functionality for any reason. Actually, they don't advocate allowing a 13 year old to even hold a firearm without adult supervision. Of course, some of you will rage anyway. Your brethren who rage about the termination of the pregnancy in the first trimester of a 13 year old girl who was raped by her dad as being murder will save your seat for you.

/not a member of the NRA
//how about we try fixing people instead?

But of course the NRA is okay with the mentally ill and folks on the no-fly list have guns, so keep white-knighting for them.


I am curious: for what reason do you believe that a secretly compiled list of names and no other identifying characteristics (thus a listing affects any and all individuals who have the name listed, even those individuals not responsible for the listing) should be used as the basis for denying Constitutionally protected liberties while offering those affected neither due process beforehand nor any defined means of appeal after?
 
2012-08-02 11:48:22 AM
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2012-08-02 11:13:55 AM


hdhale: Let's get this out of the way...no, the NRA doesn't advocate letting 13 year olds illegally obtain a firearm of any caliber or functionality for any reason. Actually, they don't advocate allowing a 13 year old to even hold a firearm without adult supervision. Of course, some of you will rage anyway. Your brethren who rage about the termination of the pregnancy in the first trimester of a 13 year old girl who was raped by her dad as being murder will save your seat for you.

/not a member of the NRA
//how about we try fixing people instead?

The NRA advocates making weapons easily available to practically everyone, and then suggests absurdly impossible solutions whenever someone suggests fixing the problem.Yes, we can't trust the government to regulate guns, but we can totally trust it to decide who should be locked up because they might commit a crime someday.


That's funny right there. You guys suggest fixing the problem, but never offer any solutions. The closest thing I've heard to a "solution" is banning guns, and you have to be retarded to think that will do anything but make the problem worse
 
2012-08-02 12:03:46 PM
Snake: I'll be back on the streets in 24 hours

Wiggum: We'll try to make it 12
 
2012-08-02 12:39:40 PM

arcas: Two robbery arrests by age 12 and to celebrate turning 13, he grabs his gun, hops on his bicycle and tries to mug 5 people at gunpoint. It's pretty clear that this kid won't be making any positive contributions to society. The only question is how many lives is he going to ruin.

I say permanently assign him to Sandusky's jail cell and be done with it.


What we should do is set up a special army division where we can zerg rush our enemies with these guys.
 
2012-08-02 02:00:05 PM

Magnanimous_J: arcas: Two robbery arrests by age 12 and to celebrate turning 13, he grabs his gun, hops on his bicycle and tries to mug 5 people at gunpoint. It's pretty clear that this kid won't be making any positive contributions to society. The only question is how many lives is he going to ruin.

I say permanently assign him to Sandusky's jail cell and be done with it.

What we should do is set up a special army division where we can zerg rush our enemies with these guys.


*Insert "I'm okay with this" pic here*
 
2012-08-02 02:11:37 PM

Gdalescrboz: vpb Smartest
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2012-08-02 11:13:55 AM


hdhale: Let's get this out of the way...no, the NRA doesn't advocate letting 13 year olds illegally obtain a firearm of any caliber or functionality for any reason. Actually, they don't advocate allowing a 13 year old to even hold a firearm without adult supervision. Of course, some of you will rage anyway. Your brethren who rage about the termination of the pregnancy in the first trimester of a 13 year old girl who was raped by her dad as being murder will save your seat for you.

/not a member of the NRA
//how about we try fixing people instead?

The NRA advocates making weapons easily available to practically everyone, and then suggests absurdly impossible solutions whenever someone suggests fixing the problem.Yes, we can't trust the government to regulate guns, but we can totally trust it to decide who should be locked up because they might commit a crime someday.

That's funny right there. You guys suggest fixing the problem, but never offer any solutions. The closest thing I've heard to a "solution" is banning guns, and you have to be retarded to think that will do anything but make the problem worse


Representative Carolyn McCarthy proposed banning "shoulder things that go up" as an alternative to banning firearms entirely.
 
2012-08-03 02:30:40 AM

Deathfrogg: Jezuz, the comments are pure TeaBagger gold.


Kee-rist, you ain't kidding! I was just shaking my head in disbelief.
 
2012-08-03 02:33:06 AM

Dimensio: Deathfrogg: Jezuz, the comments are pure TeaBagger gold.

One of the comments reads "I'm assuming since NO description was given on the kid, just his bike, that the kid is black. Why is it that Big Media, in order to protect "Obama's children" would endanger the rest of society just to not appear "rayciss?""

The article itself reports "Sources say the suspect is a black male who turned 13-years-old just two months ago."

I am now confused.


Don't be. They're stupid and dishonest - and you're not.

/It's as simple as that. .
 
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