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(NewsMax)   The Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency issues a warning to its employees and contractors regarding the use of government computers for unauthorized launches   (newsmax.com) divider line 18
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2012-08-02 10:33:32 AM  
DEFCON 5

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encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-08-02 12:22:01 PM  
So they should just stick to wasting resources by surfing Fark? Right?
 
2012-08-02 12:25:35 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com

Will not allow his purity of essence to be sapped.
 
2012-08-02 12:26:30 PM  
i can still post photos of my junk though, right?
 
2012-08-02 12:26:46 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-02 12:27:44 PM  
My mom's company, a defense contractor, has some pretty tight controls on the internet. You see, they bill the government by the hour and if your employees are surfing porn or Facebook while charging to a DoD contract program you're engaged in fraud. And they actually have two oversight agencies with segregated offices in the building.

Of course, this doesn't mean you can't sit there and think about porn and sex all day rather than turning out work product. You just can't use the network to do it.
 
2012-08-02 12:29:35 PM  
ishootthepictures.files.wordpress.com

"Crank your knob!"
 
2012-08-02 12:30:05 PM  
Surfing Pron on work computers, at work, when you're not the IT overlord? That's just plain dumb!! Besides, that's what ipads, tablets, and smartphones are for, duh.
 
2012-08-02 12:32:21 PM  
I totaly read that as The Pentagon's Miss Defense Agency issues a warning to its employees and contractors regarding the use of government computers for unauthorized launches .

Still works. But I was disapointed there was no Miss Defense Agency contest.
 
2012-08-02 12:39:42 PM  
How hard is it for those in IT to just block those sites? Granted there's a lot of them, but at least you can block the heaviest visited sites.
 
2012-08-02 12:44:29 PM  
The Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency warned its employees and contractors last week to stop using their government computers to surf the Internet for porn sites, according to the agency's executive director

Probably lost billions of dollars to sticky keyboards AND "PREMATURE EVACUATIONS."
 
2012-08-02 12:47:34 PM  

PsyLord: How hard is it for those in IT to just block those sites? Granted there's a lot of them, but at least you can block the heaviest visited sites.


In a word: no.

The only way we kept porn off of exhibit computers at the museum I worked at was to have a white list of places you COULD go. Porn sites have mastered the art of just about anything random you can type in containing boobies. Letter off of a real site. Just about any female first name. It's re-dick-ulous.
 
2012-08-02 12:48:50 PM  

PsyLord: How hard is it for those in IT to just block those sites? Granted there's a lot of them, but at least you can block the heaviest visited sites.


Type one ambiguous word for a GIS, and you'll spank bank will be loaded up in about 10 seconds.
 
2012-08-02 12:57:33 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: PsyLord: How hard is it for those in IT to just block those sites? Granted there's a lot of them, but at least you can block the heaviest visited sites.

Type one ambiguous word for a GIS, and you'll spank bank will be loaded up in about 10 seconds.


Rule 34 in action
 
2012-08-02 02:46:10 PM  
www.70slivekidvid.com

I said lunch not launch!!!
 
2012-08-02 04:20:19 PM  
UPDATE: see almost the same article in 3 hours RIGHT HERE ON FARK
 
2012-08-02 08:26:34 PM  
I get my porn from reliable sources: Google Video and Pirate Bay. Never had a problem.
 
2012-08-02 10:28:51 PM  
Am I the only one happy that our missile defense force has nothing to do?
 
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