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(SportsGrid)   Paulina Gretzky has #99 tattooed on her pelvis. Photos? We believe you are correct sir. Accompanying Video? Exactamundo. Will Subby be found in his bunk for the remainder of this month? Let's just say that the Rooster Crows at Midnight   (sportsgrid.com) divider line 42
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2012-08-02 03:44:44 AM  
Subby is funny.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-08-02 03:56:12 AM  
This is relevant to my interests
 
2012-08-02 05:46:29 AM  
During an intense 69 she dreams of Mario?
 
2012-08-02 07:01:35 AM  

2wolves: During an intense 69 sheeveryone dreams of Mario?


FTFY
 
2012-08-02 10:24:42 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-08-02 10:29:07 AM  
that's kinda creppy getting daddy's number on you
 
2012-08-02 10:33:36 AM  
You're killing your father, Larry Paulina
 
2012-08-02 10:33:47 AM  
Anyone else freaked out by her very plastic features? That smile is so manufactured looking. Odd what the rest of you consider pretty.
 
2012-08-02 10:42:08 AM  
click

"I so love LA. I wouldn't live anywhere else"

/click
 
2012-08-02 10:42:26 AM  
Seeing Paulina makes me remember just how ridiculously smoking hot her mom was back in the 80's...
 
2012-08-02 10:43:05 AM  
Almost NSFW
 
2012-08-02 10:43:48 AM  

capitafun: Anyone else freaked out by her very plastic features? That smile is so manufactured looking. Odd what the rest of you consider pretty.


[sharpknees.jpg]


/I keed
 
2012-08-02 11:01:40 AM  

chevydeuce: Seeing Paulina makes me remember just how ridiculously smoking hot her mom was back in the 80's...


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img2.bdbphotos.com

and never forget:
bp0.blogger.com

hummina hummina hummina.
 
2012-08-02 11:12:40 AM  
She's quite the saucy little attention whore, ain't she.

I wonder if the Gretzky kids will ever get an actual job....ever.
 
2012-08-02 11:18:16 AM  

AuralArgument: that's kinda creppy getting daddy's number on you


Creppy? Do you mean creepy or crappy? Because actually both words apply to this situation.

/AW just like her mom
//Wayne must be so proud
 
2012-08-02 11:35:26 AM  
Shes' really hot, but getting your dad's number tattooed on you anywhere, especially that close to your cooter is creepy as shiat.
 
2012-08-02 11:36:12 AM  
When is she gonna show the five hole?
 
2012-08-02 11:37:39 AM  

Ishkur: She's quite the saucy little attention whore, ain't she.

I wonder if the Gretzky kids will ever get an actual job....ever.

 
2012-08-02 11:38:17 AM  

dallylamma: Ishkur: She's quite the saucy little attention whore, ain't she.

I wonder if the Gretzky kids will ever get an actual job....ever.


Odd...let's try that again...

Minor league baseball is a job...kinda. And Paulina has had a boob job...so there's that.
 
2012-08-02 11:54:49 AM  
I'm In hockey withdrawal already. And it's only August. This is not good.
 
2012-08-02 12:14:29 PM  

dallylamma: dallylamma: Ishkur: She's quite the saucy little attention whore, ain't she.

I wonder if the Gretzky kids will ever get an actual job....ever.

Odd...let's try that again...

Minor league baseball is a job...kinda. And Paulina has had a boob job...so there's that.


When the Cubs drafted Trevor Gretzky there was a minor wave of excitement in Chicago, until the scouting reports came out saying that Trevor had all of Wayne's lack of strength and none of Wayne's hand-eye coordination. Also, he needed shoulder surgery as soon as he signed.

But it must have an effect on the Gretzky kids when they know that nothing they ever do in life, short of becoming the unquestioned Greatest X of All Time, will ever even be able to match what their father did. I could see that causing problems with motivation.
 
2012-08-02 12:26:46 PM  
Unless I am missing something and those are see through, the number is on the outfit, not her.
 
2012-08-02 01:16:47 PM  
[motherofgod.jpg]

 
2012-08-02 01:31:18 PM  
This is Waynes karma for raising his family in California instead of Canada
where she would have to keep her clothes on for most of the year.
 
2012-08-02 01:45:38 PM  

ontariolightning: This is Waynes karma for raising his family in California instead of Canada
where she would have to keep her clothes on for most of the year.


Canada's chief exports to the United States are soft timber, petroleum, wheat, and strippers.
 
2012-08-02 01:53:39 PM  

defone: Unless I am missing something and those are see through, the number is on the outfit, not her.


This.

Jubeebee: But it must have an effect on the Gretzky kids when they know that nothing they ever do in life, short of becoming the unquestioned Greatest X of All Time, will ever even be able to match what their father did. I could see that causing problems with motivation.


I think it also depends on the parents. Gordie Howe was Mr. Hockey before Gretzky even laced up a skate. And yet Gordie had two sons he played professional hockey with, including one who is also a Hall of Famer. I don't know if you could say they were ever as good as Gordie, but they easily held their own, especially Mark Howe. Of course, Gordie's wife was also a pretty damn amazing woman and not, you know, an "actress/model" in Hollywood.
 
2012-08-02 02:01:04 PM  
She is absolutely gorgeous, but I watched that video with the sound down and I could tell she is vapid.
 
2012-08-02 02:02:18 PM  

Jubeebee: But it must have an effect on the Gretzky kids when they know that nothing they ever do in life, short of becoming the unquestioned Greatest X of All Time, will ever even be able to match what their father did. I could see that causing problems with motivation.


They shouldn't go into sports. Period. Just don't go there.

Become attorneys or use their inheritance to own businesses. Or something. They will probably be running daddy's legacy after he's gone. That's what a lot of famous people's children do (ie: Tim Cherry runs Don's empire).
 
2012-08-02 02:12:08 PM  

killershark: I think it also depends on the parents. Gordie Howe was Mr. Hockey before Gretzky even laced up a skate. And yet Gordie had two sons he played professional hockey with, including one who is also a Hall of Famer. I don't know if you could say they were ever as good as Gordie, but they easily held their own, especially Mark Howe. Of course, Gordie's wife was also a pretty damn amazing woman and not, you know, an "actress/model" in Hollywood.


Yeah, but the difference is Gordie Howe was an athletic freak who passed some of his physical gifts onto his sons. Aside from Gretzky's Wolverine-like recuperative abilities, he wasn't particularly impressive physically. Wayne's brain just happened to be wired in a way that made him precognitive on the ice, and that sort of thing doesn't get carried on in your genes.

Ishkur: They shouldn't go into sports. Period. Just don't go there.


This is what I'm saying. Don't even bother with rec leagues. Open a restaurant with the family name or something, whatever. Save some poor shrink the trouble.
 
2012-08-02 02:18:18 PM  

Tickle Mittens: ontariolightning: This is Waynes karma for raising his family in California instead of Canada
where she would have to keep her clothes on for most of the year.

Canada's chief exports to the United States are soft timber, petroleum, wheat, and strippers.


Oil & hydro as well
 
2012-08-02 02:43:02 PM  

Jubeebee: Yeah, but the difference is Gordie Howe was an athletic freak who passed some of his physical gifts onto his sons. Aside from Gretzky's Wolverine-like recuperative abilities, he wasn't particularly impressive physically. Wayne's brain just happened to be wired in a way that made him precognitive on the ice, and that sort of thing doesn't get carried on in your genes.


That's a good way of putting it. I'm coached by a guy who played against Gretzky a couple of times when he was in the OHL. As a defenseman, he was assigned to Gretzky in a tournament and got shiat from his coach when he couldn't put a single hit on him. Gretzky always seemed to know a split second ahead of time and would simply step out of the way.
 
2012-08-02 02:50:35 PM  

AuralArgument: that's kinda creppy getting daddy's number on you


www.latimes.com

The original 99.

/link hotter than a Bobby Hull slap shot.
 
2012-08-02 03:51:25 PM  
Yes, that is creepy and wrong.
 
2012-08-02 04:18:39 PM  

Jubeebee: Aside from Gretzky's Wolverine-like recuperative abilities, he wasn't particularly impressive physically. Wayne's brain just happened to be wired in a way that made him precognitive on the ice, and that sort of thing doesn't get carried on in your genes.


Wayne has obsessive-compulsive disorder. I'm sure of it. It's not a bad disorder to have so long as whatever you're obsessed with is useful. I bet a lot of the greatest thinkers and builders throughout history, from Isaac Newton to Steve Jobs, had it. To be successful, you must have that level of obsessive determination. For Gretzky, it just happened to be hockey. Walter always tells the story about how he could not get his toddler son off the rink. The boy would literally cry if they told him to stop, so they left him out there for hours every day, skating and stickhandling and shooting. He couldn't stop playing hockey even if he tried.

So I think his vision and hockey intelligence was self-taught. He trained himself to think that way simply through the thousands of hours he logged in the backyard rink. He would also watch hockey night in Canada with a chalk board and draw the path the puck would go, looking for patterns and common areas where it would always pop up. He used these tendencies to his advantage -- that's how he always seemed to know what would happen next. A famous quote by one of the old Soviet coaches was "Gretzky is like invisible man. He come from nowhere, pass to nobody, and then goal is scored."

It's highly unlikely that he would pass off his obsessive-compulsive behavior to his kids (its not known as a genetic trait anyway. Neither of his siblings had it). So its doubtful that any of them could match their father's feats even if they wanted to.

So yeah. No sports. Just don't go there.
 
2012-08-02 06:28:28 PM  
Going top shelf or 5-hole. Not sure which but I'll be in my penalty box.
 
2012-08-02 06:50:58 PM  

AuralArgument: that's kinda creppy getting daddy's number on you


Number 1 or number 2?
 
2012-08-02 06:55:21 PM  
www.myfacewhen.net

I come in here for good pics, and so far all I get some pics of an old broad, an animated gif of some dude nutting, and George Mikan. WTF?

/Fark, you're letting me down.
 
2012-08-02 09:02:52 PM  
Eh, not sure if I'm willing to say "she's yours, Canada" on this one. Sure, her dad is The Great One and she's smoking hot, but she's also an AW.

That being said, I'm in Ontario right now, and I'm at Niagara Falls. Uh... is this the Canadian attempt at Atlantic City/ Vegas? Because... really... when one looks at Niagara Falls, one does not say, "You know what this naturally beautiful symbol of shared American/Canadian history needs? Casinos."
 
2012-08-02 09:30:32 PM  

Tumunga: [www.myfacewhen.net image 480x600]

I come in here for good pics, and so far all I get some pics of an old broad, an animated gif of some dude nutting, and George Mikan. WTF?

/Fark, you're letting me down.


Okay here ya go.

3.bp.blogspot.com

/link hotter than the dreams you may have tonight
//also please tell me there is no rule 34 of this
 
2012-08-03 07:37:47 AM  

Mole Man: Tumunga: [www.myfacewhen.net image 480x600]

I come in here for good pics, and so far all I get some pics of an old broad, an animated gif of some dude nutting, and George Mikan. WTF?

/Fark, you're letting me down.

Okay here ya go.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x388]

/link hotter than the dreams you may have tonight
//also please tell me there is no rule 34 of this



Is that a beer in Moose's hand? Love that guy
 
2012-08-03 01:51:04 PM  
Another little rich girl who wants to be famous. When does the "stolen" sex tape surface?
 
2012-08-03 02:41:21 PM  

intelligent comment below: Mole Man: Tumunga: [www.myfacewhen.net image 480x600]

I come in here for good pics, and so far all I get some pics of an old broad, an animated gif of some dude nutting, and George Mikan. WTF?

/Fark, you're letting me down.

Okay here ya go.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x388]

/link hotter than the dreams you may have tonight
//also please tell me there is no rule 34 of this


Is that a beer in Moose's hand? Love that guy


Yep, looks like a Molson Export judging by the label colour.
 
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