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(Metro US)   What if every sport was photographed like women's volleyball? (Possibly not safe for some workplaces)   (metro.us) divider line 56
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2012-08-02 12:40:47 AM  
I don't see the problem, here.
 
2012-08-02 12:57:09 AM  
img834.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-02 01:06:10 AM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I don't see the problem, here.


answers.bettor.com
 
2012-08-02 01:10:00 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I don't see the problem, here.

[answers.bettor.com image 369x390]


Ha! You FirstNationalBastard you!
 
2012-08-02 01:12:32 AM  

The Iconoclast: FirstNationalBastard: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I don't see the problem, here.

[answers.bettor.com image 369x390]

Ha! You FirstNationalBastard you!


Just feel lucky I didn't post the Women's Volleyball shots of the sumo wrestlers.
 
2012-08-02 01:18:25 AM  
Yeah... there's a few events we should avoid, as noted above

/damn you, FirstNationalBastard
 
2012-08-02 01:36:51 AM  
Yeah, maybe it doesn't work for everything...

i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-02 01:40:39 AM  
media.metronews.topscms.com

Can't tell if I'm turned on or just stoned and want to finally bake those Pillsbury biscuits that have been in the freezer for a year.

/why not both
 
2012-08-02 01:56:38 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: Yeah, maybe it doesn't work for everything...

[i1079.photobucket.com image 533x400]


More like undressage, amirite?
 
2012-08-02 02:13:08 AM  
Compared to the women's gymnastics the beach volleyball footage has been more demure than bonnet shots at an Amish barn raising. Only when that 24-year-old Romanian hit the beam did I stop waiting for Chris Hansen's stormtroopers to crash through the window.
 
2012-08-02 03:14:44 AM  
First 4 pics had me liking the article, and then...

Damn you subby!
 
2012-08-02 05:03:10 AM  
I feel like they're only telling half the story here.
 
2012-08-02 05:24:00 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: Yeah, maybe it doesn't work for everything...

[i1079.photobucket.com image 533x400]


Freakin' bronies....
 
2012-08-02 05:24:30 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I feel like they're only telling half the story here.


Uh yeah, where are the chicks? That's like sexist or something.
 
2012-08-02 05:56:17 AM  
Well, it's not like volleyball is such a fascinating sport. How else are they going to get men to watch it? It's the same reason they show wrecks during Nascar. Otherwise, people would just watch the last two minutes to see the results, or not care at all.
 
2012-08-02 08:06:14 AM  
Point taken

/i'm still gonna look at their asses
 
2012-08-02 08:10:24 AM  
i1247.photobucket.com


Can't seem to get this out of my mind, already dreaming about 2016......
 
2012-08-02 08:17:24 AM  
i.imgur.com

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.
 
2012-08-02 08:17:55 AM  
Ef ewe, subby.

/owes u 1 punch in the nuhts
 
2012-08-02 08:18:29 AM  
Now I'm gay. Thanks a lot subby.
 
2012-08-02 08:25:03 AM  

gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.


It's really tacky olympic tattoo.

I mean really. Get a tat to commemorate it, maybe even the rings on your abs, but that's just an awful one. He's just lucky Street Philosophy is no longer an Olympic event.
 
2012-08-02 08:25:23 AM  

PhiloeBedoe: Yeah, maybe it doesn't work for everything...

[i1079.photobucket.com image 533x400]


are you a brony?
 
2012-08-02 08:49:46 AM  
It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.
 
2012-08-02 08:53:04 AM  

gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.


I'm a straight guy and even I paused on that one...
 
2012-08-02 08:54:17 AM  

UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.


Why?
 
2012-08-02 08:56:10 AM  
It's good to be the king
www.bothteamsplayedhard.net
 
2012-08-02 09:03:47 AM  
They do women's beach volleyball like they do Men's Water Polo. It's fair for both sexes.
 
2012-08-02 09:12:15 AM  
Very frankly, the only reason I ever watched men's Olympic gymnastics is for the sweet, sweet ass.
Also, for some reason I'm attracted to tears, and in Olympics, there's always a chance of that. I guess I'm just a girl who appreciates nice butts and likes them submissive.

/Yes, doing fine. ;)
 
2012-08-02 09:12:35 AM  

fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?


i1247.photobucket.com


Cause no one would want to see that........
 
2012-08-02 09:12:38 AM  

doglover: gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.

It's really tacky olympic tattoo.

I mean really. Get a tat to commemorate it, maybe even the rings on your abs, but that's just an awful one. He's just lucky Street Philosophy is no longer an Olympic event.


To be fair, I wasn't really looking at the tattoo that closely.
 
2012-08-02 09:18:34 AM  

threedingers: gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.

I'm a straight guy and even I paused on that one...


That's the only one I would think that a woman would really be interested in. I could see a gay man getting all ups on this page, though.
 
2012-08-02 09:22:12 AM  
Thank you subby.
 
2012-08-02 09:25:29 AM  
At first, I read the headline "What if every sport had uniforms like women's volleyball?", and I was in my bunk imagining women's hockey in bikinis.
 
2012-08-02 09:27:25 AM  
I am very much ok with this.
 
2012-08-02 09:31:12 AM  
Dat ass (new window)
 
2012-08-02 09:36:08 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: At first, I read the headline "What if every sport had uniforms like women's volleyball?", and I was in my bunk imagining women's hockey in bikinis.


funnymeme.com

Oblig...
 
2012-08-02 09:42:03 AM  

fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?


Go have a seat over there. Mr. Hansen will be right with you.
 
2012-08-02 09:45:52 AM  

gulogulo: doglover: gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.

It's really tacky olympic tattoo.

I mean really. Get a tat to commemorate it, maybe even the rings on your abs, but that's just an awful one. He's just lucky Street Philosophy is no longer an Olympic event.

To be fair, I wasn't really looking at the tattoo that closely.


I am a happily married man and I didn't even the notice the tattoo till someone said it was ugly.
 
2012-08-02 09:45:54 AM  

The Slush: fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?

Go have a seat over there. Mr. Hansen will be right with you.


They need to make 2 immediate changes to women's gymnastics:

1 - Raise the competitor's minimum age to the legal age of the host country.
2 - Add the vertical pole as a new event.
 
2012-08-02 09:56:05 AM  

Guelph35: The Slush: fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?

Go have a seat over there. Mr. Hansen will be right with you.

They need to make 2 immediate changes to women's gymnastics:

1 - Raise the competitor's minimum age to the legal age of the host country.
2 - Add the vertical pole as a new event.


1. Yes

2. Pole dancing as an olympic sport
 
2012-08-02 09:56:31 AM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?

[i1247.photobucket.com image 502x394]


Cause no one would want to see that........


later that night, "Honestly honey, i was looking at the scoreboard that was behind and above her. Just a bad angle really."
 
2012-08-02 09:59:34 AM  
If I have the choice between looking at Kerri Walsh's ass and looking at Kerri Walsh's face, I know which one I'm choosing.
 
2012-08-02 10:03:21 AM  

abhorrent1: Dat ass (new window)


I wonder why they cut away when she removed her pants?

My new favorite Olympic sport
 
2012-08-02 10:52:54 AM  
Anxiously waiting for women's lingerie curling.
 
2012-08-02 10:53:58 AM  

TheHappTroll: abhorrent1: Dat ass (new window)

I wonder why they cut away when she removed her pants?

My new favorite Olympic sport


Link may be NSFW
 
2012-08-02 11:00:31 AM  
If the networks would try to attract female viewers by volleyballing all the men's sports, instead of obsessing over gymnastics, synchronized diving, and human interest features, I'd be okay with that.

Synchronized diving isn't even a thing. It just makes a pretty picture on the tv.
 
2012-08-02 11:10:54 AM  

fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?


She's 16 15 14 12 a Chinese toddler, dude.
 
2012-08-02 11:12:18 AM  

Dear Jerk: If the networks would try to attract female viewers by volleyballing all the men's sports, instead of obsessing over gymnastics, synchronized diving, and human interest features, I'd be okay with that.

Synchronized diving isn't even a thing. It just makes a pretty picture on the tv.


Actual Conversation Time With Friend:

Her: I love synchronized diving. I'm amazed they can hit the water at the same time.

Me: How, precisely, do you think gravity works? I'd give the gold to the guy who manages to jump at the same time, to the same height, and hit the water later than his partner.
 
2012-08-02 12:28:39 PM  
Mr Guy
How, precisely, do you think gravity works?

I'm 6'3" and I thought it would be funny to synchronize dive with a midget. Once, maybe, for a ten second web video. Not for a career.
 
2012-08-02 12:30:09 PM  

Mr Guy: Actual Conversation Time With Friend:

Her: I love synchronized diving. I'm amazed they can hit the water at the same time.

Me: How, precisely, do you think gravity works? I'd give the gold to the guy who manages to jump at the same time, to the same height, and hit the water later than his partner.


That for me makes the synchronized springboard diving a little more impressive than the platform. Yes, both are impressive, but I'd guess it takes more coordination to bounce in synch up to the same height in addition to everything else (rather than just falling).
 
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