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10252 clicks; posted to Business » on 02 Aug 2012 at 2:21 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-02 07:56:19 AM  
3 votes:

RickyWilliams'sBong: Have a friend who owns an '04-ish Harley. Nice-looking, but it seems like every time we go to their house, something's wrong with that damned bike.

98% of all Harley's ever made are still on the road.

The other 2% made it home.
2012-08-02 07:58:00 AM  
2 votes:
Q: Why don't Harley riders wave back?
A: They are affraid to let go with even one hand.

Q: Why are Harley's so expensive?
A: The price includes the EPA fee for all the oil it will leak.

I heard the new Harley's come with a dog to keep you company while you are sitting on the side of the road.

/i keed
2012-08-02 01:07:04 PM  
1 vote:
Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

A: The location of the dirt bag.
2012-08-02 11:38:17 AM  
1 vote:
Posting this again from another HD thread:

I love this bike. She's been quiet, GREAT handling, reliable, comfortable, and most importantly FUN. You can pick up one of the older models for a pretty good price.

The haters can eat a bag of dicks.
2012-08-02 09:53:56 AM  
1 vote:


It "autocorrected" my correct spelling on my phone. Sorry to offend your sensibilities. But keep adding valuable information to this post.

I shall.

Keeping one's automobile tires properly inflated will help to optimize handling and fuel mileage.

The Socratic Method is a useful teaching tool.

Using apostrophes to create plurals is incorrect.
hej [TotalFark]
2012-08-02 06:59:54 AM  
1 vote:
The other day I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and I let loose with some rather impressive sputtering mixed in with all the poo. Which left me to wonder; Is it that my flatulence sounds like a Harley, or do Harley's just sound like flatulence?
2012-08-02 02:20:24 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I have friends that not only own Harleys, but they also own every bit of gear and apparel available. As usual with things like this, people wind up demonstrating their individuality by being exactly like everyone else

Bingo. If you sample 100 riders of every other brand, you will find a diverse collection of gear, riding style/class, etc. With Harley, there's just one: Wear no helmet (or minimal novelty skull cap as required state-by-state) + $1000 in stupid fashion-weight, branded 'gear' that offers little to zero protection in the event of an accident.

I'm sorry to troll you guys, but Harley riders are, as a percentage, the biggest morons on the road. And that would be fine if you dolts weren't trying to tell me that loud pipes are a safety feature while fumbling through second gear out of the Hooters happy hour parking lot with a farking bandanna and some tassels to protect you.

Seriously, you guys are a joke, and you're not replenishing your rapidly aging fanbase with younger riders. Even Gen-Xers (like myself) who are approaching their 40s think you're lame. You are the Republican party of motorcycles.

/Triumph Speed Triple
//daily urban commuter for nearly 20 years
///by all means, come on in and defend HD as a company that does anything but sell an image
2012-08-02 02:18:18 AM  
1 vote:
Harley = $26000 vibrator.
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