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2012-08-02 12:36:57 AM
7 votes:
Imagine what those plucky Al-Qaida fighters will be able to do with the U.S. on their team again.

/We're gettin' the Taliband back together!
2012-08-02 12:30:40 AM
4 votes:
God dammit, Nappa. I read that as "Saiyan Rebels".
2012-08-02 12:32:10 AM
3 votes:
Republicans joining Iran in support of Assad regime in 3...2...1...
2012-08-02 12:29:32 AM
3 votes:
What's the first rule of Syria Overthrow Club?
2012-08-02 07:28:18 AM
2 votes:

shotglasss: And this is just another attempt by Obama to create a tough guy image, just in time for the election.


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"Well, I'm convinced."

www.sadanduseless.com
"Ditto."
2012-08-02 01:41:10 AM
2 votes:

Teufelaffe: Team Coors Light: Teufelaffe: Team Coors Light: MFAWG: Team Coors Light: cc_rider: Misleading news headline is misleading.

Eh...not really.

It's okay though...all you lefties can make Fight Club jokes all you want...If it was a "Republican" in Office and the same article came out, you would all be crying your liberal, butt-hurt tears.

I am not saying that I agree or disagree with the "actions taken" to this point, but in typical FARK fashion, you clowns make jokes about something that, if under the "other party" you would scream at the clouds about instead.

...but who are we kidding here...the thousands of people killed there thus far make no difference to you...as long as you can FARK.

You sound concerned, and butthurt.

You can hear me?

We would try to explain to you what a "figure of speech" is, but that would really just be a waste of time since I doubt you'd get it.

Really...your mom. How about that. Your mom.

/grow up

I always love it when someone on Fark goes for a "your mom" insult followed by "grow up." It's one of the more entertaining forms of "No, YOU!"


Your mom is so fat that I hope she can find the willpower to stick to a diet and lose the weight before it affects her heart.

/Grow up. :)
2012-08-02 12:42:12 AM
2 votes:

Sergeant Grumbles: God dammit, Nappa. I read that as "Saiyan Rebels".


...and I read that in Vegeta's voice.

Congratulations, I think we can wrap this thread up now.

/might vote for Romney if he picks Nappa as his VP
2012-08-02 12:37:17 AM
2 votes:

Loucifer: What's the first rule of Syria Overthrow Club?


His name is Bashar al-Assad Paulson.
2012-08-02 01:50:26 PM
1 votes:

penetrating_virga: BeesNuts: penetrating_virga: EyeballKid: penetrating_virga: Obama is involving us in another civil war? Gat dammit! Where is the outrage?! If a Republican had done this there would be a sea of accusations about being a war monger, funding the war machine and how the President was personally benefiting from defense contracts. Fncking hypocrites.

And which company that Obama worked at previously as CEO is getting no-bid contracts into Syria?

I know this may come as a shock to you, but both sides aren't the same. Grab some smelling salts, and be sure to fall near the fainting couch.

This stinks of the same smell as our other military conflicts over the last decade. Fainting couch? clever Cletus, you need to wake the fnck up.

I mean, you're absolutely right. That's exactly what this stinks like... if you have literally not read or heard a single thing about Syria lately.


oh sure.. saddam hussein was a benevolent leader.. and afghanistan wasn't brewing a civil war between sunni vs shia.. ...and you believe everything CNN reports right? Especially when the last line of the report is "this story could not be verified." Your ignorance is showing.


You sure figured out a lot about me based on a two sentence post. Imagine what you could tell me about myself if you knew I was a Cancer! Do you do this professionally, or is this something you do pro bono?

/Actually I get all my news from Michael Moore's ass-drippings.
//They teach me how to force you to gay marry a turtle, buy every poor person in the country a ferrari and pay for it with YOUR tax dollars.
2012-08-02 11:08:22 AM
1 votes:

Ned Stark: That's a bit stretched, but I'm gonna go with "no."


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That's what I told your mother last night.
2012-08-02 10:26:20 AM
1 votes:

MugzyBrown:

Unfortunately when the fark threads reach 300+, my work computer starts farking up and not loading threads properly.. so that's the end of my day here.


Wow, that has got to be the most chick shiat excuse for back out of a losing argument I have seen on fark in a while. Not quite as good as blaming it on the wife but still pretty solid weaseling.
2012-08-02 10:12:18 AM
1 votes:

MugzyBrown: S. Vietnam = Syria. S. Vietnam gov't = Assad. Chinese = US. N. Vietnamese = Rebels


BZZT:

The correct form:

xx:yy :: aa:bb

As in:

Mugzy Brown:persuasion :: GWB:Presidentin'
2012-08-02 09:57:06 AM
1 votes:

Ned Stark: It doesn't matter how you shove your nose into Syria! Its none of your goddamn business!


Your just pissed because you got yourself caught in the middle of a dynastic struggle between two different noble houses and GWB got beheaded as a result.
2012-08-02 09:08:17 AM
1 votes:

MugzyBrown: I am willing to admit something I supported was wrong. I'm sure you're willing to admit that if McCain were in office today involving us in Lybia and Syria you'd be yelling about PNAC and such.


It totally seems fair and reasonable to ask someone to admit a moral failing for doing something in an imaginary reality because you admitted to being proven incorrect in the real world.
2012-08-02 08:12:28 AM
1 votes:
I love it when news gets posted here before Limbaugh has a chance to tell his listeners what to think about it.
2012-08-02 07:56:33 AM
1 votes:
dont-tread-on.me

Jack Ryan: I didn't sign up for this. This is someone's bullshiat political agenda. Who authorized this? Cutter?
Ritter: Cutter couldn't tie his own shoes without permission.
Jack Ryan: If I go down you're coming with me.
Ritter: Wrong again. I have an *autographed get-out-of-jail-free card*! "The President of the United States authorizes Deputy Director of the CIA Robert Ritter to conduct 'Operation Reciprocity' including all necessary funding and support. This action is deemed important to the national security of the United States etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." You don't *have* one of these, do you Jack?
[as Ryan walks away]
Ritter: Gray! The world is gray, Jack!
2012-08-02 07:54:57 AM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: keylock71: .. And now the GOP , which has been screaming that Obama is ignoring Syria will seamlessly switch to calling him a warmonger.

It's the Gingrich/Libya shuck and jive.

"We would do the opposite of Obama! What did he do today? Yes, the opposite of that. And if that changes tomorrow, we would do the opposite of whatever that is."


Heh... Obama just needs to come out against drinking bleach and we'll probably raise the collective IQ of the country in a few minutes.

"0bama doesn't want me to drink bleach!!!!! Goddamn Socialists ain't gonna tell me what to do!!!!"

*Chug*

*Thud*
2012-08-02 07:11:23 AM
1 votes:
So he's Dictatorbama again this week. Empty suit apologist must be next week, I lose track sometimes.
2012-08-02 06:14:07 AM
1 votes:
lh6.googleusercontent.com

TappingTheVein: www.titaniumteddybear.net

It never ceases to amaze me how the West has no farking clue about Middle-Eastern mentality.


Thanks it's very refreshing against the rampant derptitude of the masses.

/lh3.googleusercontent.com
//once again i am genius
2012-08-02 04:56:30 AM
1 votes:

randomjsa: Oh wait you mean they might actually win? Obama can now swoop in to offer them support so he can once again take credit for something he doesn't deserve.


Your bum sounds like it is bothering you. I'm sure you can find ointment for that. What would you have have Obama do exactly anyways? It is an extremely volatile situation with potential for sectarian conflict and ethnic cleansing, among other geo-political ramifications like massive numbers of refugees and the de-stabilization of the entire region. Assad is a brutal tyrant who is now a war-criminal but the rebels have indicated that the Alawites are going to face terrible consequences for what he has done, once he is gone. You don't seem to have any idea of what is going on there (nor do I really, for that matter) so you should probably stick to threads about where the microfilm of Obama's birth certificate is.
2012-08-02 02:41:13 AM
1 votes:

Team Coors Light: cc_rider: Misleading news headline is misleading.

Eh...not really.

It's okay though...all you lefties can make Fight Club jokes all you want...If it was a "Republican" in Office and the same article came out, you would all be crying your liberal, butt-hurt tears.

I am not saying that I agree or disagree with the "actions taken" to this point, but in typical FARK fashion, you clowns make jokes about something that, if under the "other party" you would scream at the clouds about instead.

...but who are we kidding here...the thousands of people killed there thus far make no difference to you...as long as you can FARK.


Yeah, us libs always love murderous dictators. You sure got us pegged.
2012-08-02 02:35:15 AM
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: jaytkay:
Why not? They'd sell weapons to Iran if it meant achieving their goals.


www.seniorreligion.com

Approves.
2012-08-02 01:46:17 AM
1 votes:

Team Coors Light: Do you know everything? Do you have the Intel? Are you Kaiser Soyze?


And that is exactly why your last post was Down's Syndrome stupid.
2012-08-02 01:40:42 AM
1 votes:

jaytkay: TheGogmagog: Better than those Symbian Rebels.

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/ Old


Oh, my beloved Tania
How I long to see your face
Photographed in fifteen second intervals
In a bank in San Leandro
A Polaroid of you, Cinque
With a seven-headed dragon
In a house in Daly City

cvb
2012-08-02 01:04:38 AM
1 votes:
If only GW was still in power and he could scream WMD's. Ahhhh, the good old days!
2012-08-02 01:01:37 AM
1 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: jaytkay: Republicans joining Iran in support of Assad regime in 3...2...1...

Why not? They'd sell They have already sold weapons to Iran if it meant achieving their goals.

2012-08-02 12:56:40 AM
1 votes:
fineartamerica.com
2012-08-02 12:56:39 AM
1 votes:

jaytkay: TheGogmagog: Better than those Symbian Rebels.

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/ Old


Too bad one of Rupert Murdoch's grand kids don't go all radical left wing .
 
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