Calmamity: Well that quit doing it and maybe people will stop--*looks at picture* Never mind, do whatever you want.

Yeah she needs all the distractions to take away from her hideous appearance.

spentmiles: mycathatesyou: So you won't be banging your (imaginary)wife?

Hmmm. To respond with a royal smack down or not? Ok I think I will.

Here's a Facebook photo of the girl I've been banging since we met at Joe's Crab Shack.

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It's okay to be jealous. Everyone else is.

ugly shoes.

Tat'dGreaser: Mugato: Pale girls rule.

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Attractive girls rule


DING!
I don't know who that girl is, but she could be pale, tan, dyed blue, wearing a burlap sack with a rope around it, or whatever and she'd still be gorgeous.

What, we've become immune to "smoking hot" so now you do this to us subby? Why why :(

lost count, how many bites is Spentmiles up to?

\\you are the wind
\beneath my slashies

drjekel_mrhyde: Someone needs to shoot the father

I agree. Someone needs to go back 20 years in time and shoot the father.

spentmiles: mycathatesyou: So you won't be banging your (imaginary)wife?

Hmmm. To respond with a royal smack down or not? Ok I think I will.

Here's a Facebook photo of the girl I've been banging since we met at Joe's Crab Shack.

[i45.tinypic.com image 480x640]

It's okay to be jealous. Everyone else is.

No homo, but I love you

The tan is slimming on her.... *snicker, snicker*

ExperianScaresCthulhu: He didn't buy her a treadmill, he's not looking after the diet fed in that home, and he's not paying for medical to find out if there's something else going on with her that's a medical condition instead of just eating corn products.

It's an old proverb: The cobbler's children go barefoot.

spentmiles: Why all the hate for tan women? Personally, I don't like sticking my dick inside someone who has the complexion of a fish belly. The woman I marry will probably be pale because I would only consider marrying another gamer, but the girls I bang need to be tan. This chick is fifteen. Her only concerns should be partying and screwing because YOLO will never let you down. She'll have time to let the tan wear off when she's out of school and working at the factory. I think the people here just hate youth, not the tanning lifestyle specifically. All you old, chain smoking cubical cows can go suck it.

16 so far . . .

might be going fo a new olympic record!

\\might want to watch out for the dismount
\can be tricky

All I can say is W-T-F!

MY EYES!!!!

Mugato: escherblacksmith: lost count, how many bites is Spentmiles up to?

\\you are the wind
\beneath my slashies

Why? Trolling is farking retarded.

if it is non-interesting/non-creative like "{insert political/race/creed} sucks!" then I agree. But it if subtley done where no one could really believe it, yet people do, then it is funny as hell.

\\your mileage may vary
\death by ennui is a terrible way to go

One of my good friends is incredibly pale. Prior to a group trip to Florida, she mentioned possibly getting a spray tan. I didn't think much of it. She and my other friend arrived in Florida before the rest of us and proceeded immediately to the bar. We landed, hunted them down and whoa nelly...before we even said anything, she drunkenly looked at us and said, "Be nice to me, I'm...orange" and hung her head in shame.

She was BRIGHT orange. And she'd gotten a one-time spray tan in the lightest color they offered.

Pockafrusta: [www.pitch.com image 400x265]

WTF is going on in that photo?

The Muthaship: How does he keep getting bites.....

He earned his favorite star with me!!!

The Weeners on the article says it all: "Wow, if she is that dedicated to tanning...imagine what would happen if she put that much energy into dieting or exercise!"

ha

Elegy: spentmiles: mycathatesyou: So you won't be banging your (imaginary)wife?

Hmmm. To respond with a royal smack down or not? Ok I think I will.

Here's a Facebook photo of the girl I've been banging since we met at Joe's Crab Shack.



It's okay to be jealous. Everyone else is.

And this right here is a prime example of why you're on my favorites list.

THIS

I can't help it. Every time I see a fat person I try to picture them skinny and if they would be attractive.
As of today, I have a 0% success rate.

if i ever feel the need to get greasy that is probably the go to girl!

Amatuer

escherblacksmith: spentmiles: Why all the hate for tan women? Personally, I don't like sticking my dick inside someone who has the complexion of a fish belly. The woman I marry will probably be pale because I would only consider marrying another gamer, but the girls I bang need to be tan. This chick is fifteen. Her only concerns should be partying and screwing because YOLO will never let you down. She'll have time to let the tan wear off when she's out of school and working at the factory. I think the people here just hate youth, not the tanning lifestyle specifically. All you old, chain smoking cubical cows can go suck it.

16 so far . . .

might be going fo a new olympic record!

\\might want to watch out for the dismount
\can be tricky

You do know some of those are just responses, not bites, right? Like, most of them, from their content.

BeezyBates: I can't help it. Every time I see a fat person I try to picture them skinny and if they would be attractive.
As of today, I have a 0% success rate.

i bet you've seen overweight/obese people that aren't "fat".

They are not yelling "'Oompa Loompa" at you because of your tan...just saying.

Still a cute girl.

You would think 4 hours of painting flab would burn a calorie or two.

English eye bleach Link
Slide show, complete with some tan photos.

"Her dad Bryn, 51, a fitness instructor, was footing the bill and had even bought her her own spray-tan machine for her bedroom."

Really??

DreamSnipers: English eye bleach Link
Slide show, complete with some tan photos.

Gee thanks for the warning NOT OKAY FOR WORK!

That gal was built when meat was cheap.

KimNorth: DreamSnipers: English eye bleach Link
Slide show, complete with some tan photos.

Gee thanks for the warning NOT OKAY FOR WORK!

My apologies, I was just coming back on to put in a warning. SORRY!

Come on now.. I've seen a lot worse.

AbbeySomeone: RodneyToady: Quasar: That chick is Snookier than Snooki.

I heard that in my head as White Zombie-inspired "More Snooki Than Snooki" to the tune of "More Human Than Human."

goddammit.

Let me reiterate-

GODDAMMIT

Any 15-year-old with an addiction to ANYTHING has a parenting problem. The addiction is merely a symptom of that problem.

Gotta' say the girl grew some boobs..... if you are a boob guy. I'm a smaller boob guy so not much here for me. next..

spentmiles: mycathatesyou: So you won't be banging your (imaginary)wife?

Hmmm. To respond with a royal smack down or not? Ok I think I will.

Here's a Facebook photo of the girl I've been banging since we met at Joe's Crab Shack.

[i45.tinypic.com image 480x640]

It's okay to be jealous. Everyone else is.

Am I missing a meme in here or what?

The Sun is there...aaaaand she's revolving around it.

ColSanders:

Y'know, the really sad thing is that she actually looks BETTER that way.

untaken_name: escherblacksmith: spentmiles: Why all the hate for tan women? Personally, I don't like sticking my dick inside someone who has the complexion of a fish belly. The woman I marry will probably be pale because I would only consider marrying another gamer, but the girls I bang need to be tan. This chick is fifteen. Her only concerns should be partying and screwing because YOLO will never let you down. She'll have time to let the tan wear off when she's out of school and working at the factory. I think the people here just hate youth, not the tanning lifestyle specifically. All you old, chain smoking cubical cows can go suck it.

16 so far . . .

might be going fo a new olympic record!

\\might want to watch out for the dismount
\can be tricky

You do know some of those are just responses, not bites, right? Like, most of them, from their content.

Well, this isn't scientifiic, I was going off those with even a modicum of outrage, not all that just quote. Now some of the outrage may have been retrolling or crosstrolling or even just playing along, one cannot be certain without interviews and vetting.

\\citation
\never liked that car.

spentmiles: mycathatesyou: So you won't be banging your (imaginary)wife?

Hmmm. To respond with a royal smack down or not? Ok I think I will.

Here's a Facebook photo of the girl I've been banging since we met at Joe's Crab Shack.

[i45.tinypic.com image 480x640]

It's okay to be jealous. Everyone else is.

probesport: spentmiles: It's okay to be jealous. Everyone else is.

Do you still have to pay hourly?


Not saying I wouldn't want to bang that, but a full body condom comes to mind.....
/maybe 2

wildstarr: spentmiles: mycathatesyou: So you won't be banging your (imaginary)wife?

Hmmm. To respond with a royal smack down or not? Ok I think I will.

Here's a Facebook photo of the girl I've been banging since we met at Joe's Crab Shack.

[i45.tinypic.com image 480x640]

It's okay to be jealous. Everyone else is.

Am I missing a meme in here or what?

I was wondering the same thing. What are the odds that girl he's "banging" is from Canada?