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(News4Jax)   Aint nothin' like going one way, crashing a truck, stripping naked and running toward a national monument, am I rite?   (news4jax.com) divider line 31
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2012-08-01 09:04:41 PM
Go naked.
 
2012-08-01 09:07:01 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-01 09:08:51 PM
Authorities believe he was under the influence of some sort of substance, but they do not yet know what.

Bath salts FTW!
 
2012-08-01 09:08:56 PM
Going one way? As opposed to going the other way? The road less traveled, perhaps?
 
2012-08-01 09:17:20 PM
Don't forget that he also got a helicopter ride to the hospital because his dumb ass jumped off the bridge... so he gets a nice bill as well as jail time!
 
2012-08-01 09:20:13 PM

Walker: Authorities believe he was under the influence of some sort of substance, but they do not yet know what.

Bath salts FTW!


Or a schizophrenic off his meds.
 
2012-08-01 09:22:49 PM
I live in St Auggie - - First thing I thought was -- 'How long before it hits Fark?' That guy ran a long way naked, to the Fort, and probably by a farkload of tourists.
 
Biv
2012-08-01 09:25:00 PM
"Gentlemen, I'm a deputized man and I do things the law way."
"Which way?"
"Law way."
"Law way, I see. "
 
2012-08-01 09:32:32 PM

Biv: "Gentlemen, I'm a deputized man and I do things the law way."
"Which way?"
"Law way."
"Law way, I see. "


*focus*

*refocus*

"See?"
 
2012-08-01 09:34:01 PM

Indubitably: Biv: "Gentlemen, I'm a deputized man and I do things the law way."
"Which way?"
"Law way."
"Law way, I see. "

*focus*

*refocus*

"See?"


"But I am blind, sir, have no hands, no legs, and crawl upon the ground...you?"
 
Biv
2012-08-01 09:34:59 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Biv: "Gentlemen, I'm a deputized man and I do things the law way."
"Which way?"
"Law way."
"Law way, I see. "

*focus*

*refocus*

"See?"

"But I am blind, sir, have no hands, no legs, and crawl upon the ground...you?"




What did you do to my simple movie quote?
 
2012-08-01 09:40:11 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Going one way? As opposed to going the other way? The road less traveled, perhaps?


Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the road less traveled by, and stuck it in her pooper... and that has made all the difference.
 
2012-08-01 09:42:19 PM

Walker: Authorities believe he was under the influence of some sort of substance, but they do not yet know what.

Bath salts FTW!


i.imgur.com

Stripping naked is a big clue here. Heart rate @ 185 tends to make you feel hot.
 
2012-08-01 09:51:29 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Going one way? As opposed to going the other way? The road less traveled, perhaps?


My way or the highway.
 
2012-08-01 09:53:39 PM

Biv: Indubitably: Indubitably: Biv: "Gentlemen, I'm a deputized man and I do things the law way."
"Which way?"
"Law way."
"Law way, I see. "

*focus*

*refocus*

"See?"

"But I am blind, sir, have no hands, no legs, and crawl upon the ground...you?"



What did you do to my simple movie quote?


I absconded with it.
 
2012-08-01 09:55:02 PM
*Eisenhower's Roads Unite!*

;)
 
2012-08-01 10:02:56 PM
"As he was doing that he was disrobing for whatever reason, we have yet to determine." - Sgt. Brian Frasca with the St. Augustine Police Department.

dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2012-08-01 10:11:49 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: Going one way? As opposed to going the other way? The road less traveled, perhaps?


This guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' Guy's got a nice head of white hair, it's beautiful
 
2012-08-01 10:17:38 PM
What is the deal with crooks getting naked?

If I knew I was soon to go to jail, the last thing I would want to be is naked.

I know quite a few people who like to be naked a lot, and none of them are crooks.
 
2012-08-01 10:17:52 PM
If that's wrong, I don't wannabe right
 
2012-08-01 10:21:48 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: "As he was doing that he was disrobing for whatever reason, we have yet to determine." - Sgt. Brian Frasca with the St. Augustine Police Department.

[dvdmedia.ign.com image 460x307]


That was such a great show.
 
2012-08-01 10:27:02 PM
What stripping naked and running toward a national monumentto porn might look like:

ak2.static.dailymotion.com
 
2012-08-01 10:27:09 PM

Fano: LowbrowDeluxe: Going one way? As opposed to going the other way? The road less traveled, perhaps?

This guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' Guy's got a nice head of white hair, it's beautiful


I love me some green backgrounded posts.
 
2012-08-01 11:04:37 PM

Fano: LowbrowDeluxe: Going one way? As opposed to going the other way? The road less traveled, perhaps?

This guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' Guy's got a nice head of white hair, it's beautiful


One dog's goin' one way, the other dog's goin' the other, so what?
 
2012-08-01 11:07:12 PM
"He started fighting with them in an effort to get away from the officers," Sgt. Frasca said. He jumped over the balcony and fell about 12 to 14 feet and hit his head.
The man was taken to the hospital and according to police, is doing ok.

That's amazing! Because he doesn't seem like he was doing okay before he hit his head!
 
2012-08-01 11:48:44 PM
No, you're wrong. I gave this up years ago out of boredom.
 
2012-08-01 11:49:33 PM
www.zuguide.com

/agrees
 
2012-08-02 12:01:10 AM
So...you shouldn't go one way? I thought that's how everyone else goes. Weird. So I should go two ways? Like AC/DC fashion?
 
2012-08-02 04:01:48 AM

trappedspirit: So...you shouldn't go one way? I thought that's how everyone else goes. Weird. So I should go two ways? Like AC/DC fashion?


Double your pleasure, double your fun.

Beats jackin' it in San Diego.
 
2012-08-02 05:29:43 AM
Running?
Nekkid?
National Monument?

ONON!

/we need a fark hash.
//How about in Frederick MD?
 
2012-08-02 10:33:28 AM

jake_lex: Fano: LowbrowDeluxe: Going one way? As opposed to going the other way? The road less traveled, perhaps?

This guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?' Guy's got a nice head of white hair, it's beautiful

One dog's goin' one way, the other dog's goin' the other, so what?


Don't paint anymore religious pictures.
 
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