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(MSNBC)   Rep. Mike Kelly (R-eally insane): Free birth control will live "in infamy" alongside 9/11 and Pearl Harbor   (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 44
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3818 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Aug 2012 at 4:30 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-01 03:01:14 PM  
8 votes:
If the Founding Fathers of this nation believed that, 236 years later, a black President would be giving free birth control to women, they wouldn't have started the American Revolution.
2012-08-01 04:39:46 PM  
6 votes:
I totally understand where he's coming from, i caught my shin on the tiles exiting the pool last weekend & it was just like the Holocaust.
2012-08-01 07:21:15 PM  
4 votes:
I'll never forget watching the attacks happen live on the morning of 9/11. After the initial shock wore off I remember calmly watching it all happen. The second plane hitting, the people willingly jumping to their death to avoid burning to death, the towers collapsing, and then the horror of wondering if my wife who worked in the Pentagon at the time was OK when they started reporting a plane had hit there as well.

Through it all I remember thinking, "I told that stupid biatch not to start taking the pill."
2012-08-01 03:57:14 PM  
4 votes:
Was it over when the Germans bukkaked Mike Kelly's Mom? No!
2012-08-01 02:57:11 PM  
4 votes:
Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in fa me!
2012-08-01 02:23:56 PM  
4 votes:
Yep, because when the USS Arizona was sinking, or when the South Tower was falling, I'm sure the victims were thinking, "Damn those public health initiatives. We'd still be alive if not for that".
2012-08-01 05:20:28 PM  
3 votes:
www.harikari.com
2012-08-01 04:48:00 PM  
3 votes:
Okay, shills, earn your keep. Defend this talking point as if it was handed down on high from Jehovah Himself. Let me see your contortions and prezel logic. Dance for my pleasure, craven monkeys.
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 03:28:00 PM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-08-01 03:13:56 PM  
3 votes:

Blues_X: I have no words to express how much disgust I feel for every one of these goddamned moronic idiots.

NO ONE IS FORCING YOU OR YOUR FAMILY TO USE THE CONTRACEPTIVES, SHIATHEADS!


THEIR KIDS WILL BE TEMPTED TO USE BIRTH CONTROL IF IT'S AVAILABLE! WHY ARE PEOPLE TEMPTING GOOD CHRISTIANS TO NOT BE PREGNANT?
2012-08-01 03:10:02 PM  
3 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: This is repugnant and insulting to the people who died in those tragedies.


You mean...sperm?
2012-08-01 07:53:34 PM  
2 votes:
media.makeadare.com

CONTRACEPTIVES ARE PURE EVIL
2012-08-01 07:53:30 PM  
2 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: "And as Mike said, August the 1st is a day that we as American will look at as the largest assault on our First Amendment rights."

Because Christians will be hunted down and slaughtered just for praying after today.

i can't worship Jesus openly because that woman over there is taking birth control.

Or something. I really can't get a handle on their argument. Anyone want to help me out?


Religious freedom means everyone in the country doing exactly what your religion tells them to do. Now, that might sound like some sort of Theocracy to those that haven't studied the Bible, but if you read it enough, and follow the appropriate interpretations, edits, reworkings, skipping of entire chapters, and so on that our sect tells you to, you will obviously see why everyone should follow the random set of unrelated policies we prescribe or burn in hell.
2012-08-01 07:52:02 PM  
2 votes:
well, its a day that certainly won't live in infancy
2012-08-01 06:17:32 PM  
2 votes:
a new mandate that insurers offer coverage for contraceptive services to Pearl Harbor and the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks against the United States.

Offering contraception to national tragedies is something I am firmly against for the financial aspect of research into this unlikely ability, but I do support on the off-chance we can assure those tragedies do not reproduce...
2012-08-01 05:46:43 PM  
2 votes:
Yoo-hoo, League of FAIL! Where are you? Come out to defend this Real American and his not-at-all hyperbolic position!
2012-08-01 05:11:48 PM  
2 votes:
As your voting base gets littler
and your mind becomes brittler
just rip out a page
of the Book of Rage
and say your opponent is Hitler.

Link
2012-08-01 05:01:01 PM  
2 votes:
Boy, when Republicans declare War on Women, they don't go halfway do they?
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 03:31:07 PM  
2 votes:
www.overpopulation.org
2012-08-01 03:19:01 PM  
2 votes:

GWLush: Is this such a disaster for them because people won't be getting as many abortions?


Well, they've been redefining what an abortion is to mean that if you had sex and didn't get pregnant, then you had an abortion.
2012-08-01 03:18:17 PM  
2 votes:
THINK OF MILLIONS OF SPERMS THAT ARE PRE-MURDERED THANKS TO FARTBONGO
2012-08-01 08:21:11 PM  
1 votes:

cchris_39: Lorelle: So...the GOP would prefer more abortions or more unwanted kids on welfare?!?

No.....and this will come as a shock to most liberals on here.......our actual preference is for you to PAY FOR IT YOURSELF.

The fact that you feel "entitled" to something in no way obligates the American Taxpayer to pay for it.


IT'S FOR PRIVATE INSURANCE, YOU GODDAMN MORAN.
2012-08-01 07:25:58 PM  
1 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: I'll never forget watching the attacks happen live on the morning of 9/11. After the initial shock wore off I remember calmly watching it all happen. The second plane hitting, the people willingly jumping to their death to avoid burning to death, the towers collapsing, and then the horror of wondering if my wife who worked in the Pentagon at the time was OK when they started reporting a plane had hit there as well.

Through it all I remember thinking, "I told that stupid biatch not to start taking the pill."


farm4.staticflickr.com
2012-08-01 07:06:49 PM  
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Do you even understand what insurance is and how it works?


He's a Republican. I doubt he knows how contraception works.
2012-08-01 07:00:43 PM  
1 votes:

cchris_39: Lorelle: So...the GOP would prefer more abortions or more unwanted kids on welfare?!?

No.....and this will come as a shock to most liberals on here.......our actual preference is for you to PAY FOR IT YOURSELF.

The fact that you feel "entitled" to something in no way obligates the American Taxpayer to pay for it.


Do you even understand what insurance is and how it works?
2012-08-01 06:41:09 PM  
1 votes:

cchris_39: Lorelle: So...the GOP would prefer more abortions or more unwanted kids on welfare?!?

No.....and this will come as a shock to most liberals on here.......our actual preference is for you to PAY FOR IT YOURSELF.

The fact that you feel "entitled" to something in no way obligates the American Taxpayer to pay for it.


And had conservatives not spent the last few decades farking up our economy with trickle down economics, they might be able to and this wouldn't be a problem.

But since the system now favors what's become little more than a pyramid scheme economy, people working hard for 80 hours a week can't afford premiums. You want to eliminate welfare and the need for it? Stop pissing around with trickle down and start working on making so people get paid for the work they do, rather than the people above them getting rich off the backs of everybody else.
2012-08-01 06:10:00 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: Hey does anyone know if birth control still works if you take steroid eye drops?

I'm asking...for a friend?


Yes, but only if the semen is injected via the rectum.
2012-08-01 05:53:50 PM  
1 votes:

poonesfarm: "Off the rails" hasn't been a sufficient term to describe the GOP in quite some time, has it? Wow...


Hell they derailed jumped the shark and a couple of other animals all while using only one hand to strap the dog to the roof of the car.
Ta-da.
2012-08-01 05:51:00 PM  
1 votes:

whidbey: theorellior: Yoo-hoo, League of FAIL! Where are you? Come out to defend this Real American and his not-at-all hyperbolic position!

They were all sent to the Farkistan Gulags during the Great Troll Purge of 2012. Good farking riddance, too.


Unfortunately, a few evaded capture
2012-08-01 05:48:38 PM  
1 votes:

theorellior: Yoo-hoo, League of FAIL! Where are you? Come out to defend this Real American and his not-at-all hyperbolic position!


They were all sent to the Farkistan Gulags during the Great Troll Purge of 2012. Good farking riddance, too.
2012-08-01 05:22:46 PM  
1 votes:

don't understand: It used to be funny when these morons said sh*t like this. But now it's downright sad.

Stick a fork in America the Republican party. She's done.


FTFY.

The Republican party is self destructing. They're increasingly relying on the lunatics of their base, and as they legitimize the loons, the loons push out the less-loony.

Eventually, the Republican party will consist of two people, each screaming at the other for being a RINO because they refuse to cut off their left foot for being too leftist.
2012-08-01 05:08:28 PM  
1 votes:
How much paint did this motherfarker huff to become this farking dumb?
2012-08-01 05:02:59 PM  
1 votes:

hubiestubert: Yeah, folks NOT having unwanted babies, THAT'S the real enemy...


To be fair, the type of people who vote for Mike Kelly do not have a shot at getting a decent mate unless they knock her up real good.
2012-08-01 05:02:35 PM  
1 votes:
"And as Mike said, August the 1st is a day that we as American will look at as the largest assault on our First Amendment rights."

Because Christians will be hunted down and slaughtered just for praying after today.

i can't worship Jesus openly because that woman over there is taking birth control.

Or something. I really can't get a handle on their argument. Anyone want to help me out?
2012-08-01 05:01:05 PM  
1 votes:
This is worse then the Empire's destruction of Alderaan
2012-08-01 04:54:35 PM  
1 votes:
Yes, this moron of a car salesman whose father gave him everything he ever had rode in on the 2010 tea party wave.

How did you guess?
2012-08-01 04:53:03 PM  
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Was it over when the Germans bukkaked Mike Kelly's Mom? No!


Was it over when Obama bombed Pearl Harbor with RU-486? NO!
2012-08-01 04:46:59 PM  
1 votes:
"This is a right that every American should be outraged, outraged about what this administration and Secretary Sibelius has set forth here on August the 1st," New York Rep. Ann Marie Buerkle (R) said at the same press conference as Kelly. "And as Mike said, August the 1st is a day that we as American will look at as the largest assault on our First Amendment rights.".

No, that would be the Citizens United Decision on January 21, 2010, you stupid cow.
2012-08-01 04:42:35 PM  
1 votes:
For every baby Republicans won't kill, I'm going to kill THREE.
2012-08-01 04:40:22 PM  
1 votes:
You will never control the Freebirths! Clan scum!
2012-08-01 04:37:50 PM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: If the Founding Fathers of this nation believed that, 236 years later, a black President would be giving free birth control to women, they wouldn't have started the American Revolution. boned all those 12 y/o slaves of theirs.

2012-08-01 03:20:00 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: THINK OF MILLIONS OF SPERMS THAT ARE PRE-MURDERED THANKS TO FARTBONGO


Premurdered? So they were dead before I killed them? Damn, farking waste of time that was...

WHY MUST OBAMA TAKE AWAY ALL MY FUN?!
2012-08-01 03:03:52 PM  
1 votes:

vernonFL: If the Founding Fathers of this nation believed that, 236 years later, a black President would be giving free birth control to women, they wouldn't have started the American Revolution.


Stupid or trolling? Stupid or trolling? I'm gonna have to go with...both.
2012-08-01 02:32:53 PM  
1 votes:
STFU and GBTW

/f*cking chicken little
 
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