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(MSNBC)   Rep. Mike Kelly (R-eally insane): Free birth control will live "in infamy" alongside 9/11 and Pearl Harbor   (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 208
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2012-08-01 02:23:56 PM
Yep, because when the USS Arizona was sinking, or when the South Tower was falling, I'm sure the victims were thinking, "Damn those public health initiatives. We'd still be alive if not for that".
 
2012-08-01 02:32:53 PM
STFU and GBTW

/f*cking chicken little
 
2012-08-01 02:41:52 PM
Is this such a disaster for them because people won't be getting as many abortions?
 
2012-08-01 02:54:41 PM
Jesus farking christ. What the hell is wrong with people, and why the hell do the keep getting into elected positions?
 
2012-08-01 02:56:30 PM
This is repugnant and insulting to the people who died in those tragedies.
 
2012-08-01 02:57:11 PM
Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in fa me!
 
2012-08-01 02:57:14 PM
how the hell do these people get elected!?

how do I go about running for office? Hell, I"d run as a gotdamn democrat if it would weaken the GOP nutballs in this state.
 
2012-08-01 02:59:20 PM
Yeah, folks NOT having unwanted babies, THAT'S the real enemy...
 
2012-08-01 03:01:14 PM
If the Founding Fathers of this nation believed that, 236 years later, a black President would be giving free birth control to women, they wouldn't have started the American Revolution.
 
2012-08-01 03:03:52 PM

vernonFL: If the Founding Fathers of this nation believed that, 236 years later, a black President would be giving free birth control to women, they wouldn't have started the American Revolution.


Stupid or trolling? Stupid or trolling? I'm gonna have to go with...both.
 
2012-08-01 03:05:58 PM

Lando Lincoln: Stupid or trolling? Stupid or trolling? I'm gonna have to go with...both.


seriously does anyone around here have more than a 5 second memory for people's usernames jesus christ
 
2012-08-01 03:06:15 PM
the republican party has lost it. it has gone completely batshiat, bugfark insane. it may win an election or two in the next decade, but it is in its death throes.
 
2012-08-01 03:10:02 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: This is repugnant and insulting to the people who died in those tragedies.


You mean...sperm?
 
2012-08-01 03:10:36 PM
So...the GOP would prefer more abortions or more unwanted kids on welfare?!?
 
2012-08-01 03:12:43 PM
I have no words to express how much disgust I feel for every one of these goddamned moronic idiots.

NO ONE IS FORCING YOU OR YOUR FAMILY TO USE THE CONTRACEPTIVES, SHIATHEADS!
 
2012-08-01 03:13:56 PM

Blues_X: I have no words to express how much disgust I feel for every one of these goddamned moronic idiots.

NO ONE IS FORCING YOU OR YOUR FAMILY TO USE THE CONTRACEPTIVES, SHIATHEADS!


THEIR KIDS WILL BE TEMPTED TO USE BIRTH CONTROL IF IT'S AVAILABLE! WHY ARE PEOPLE TEMPTING GOOD CHRISTIANS TO NOT BE PREGNANT?
 
2012-08-01 03:17:02 PM
"Off the rails" hasn't been a sufficient term to describe the GOP in quite some time, has it? Wow...
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 03:17:44 PM

CapeFearCadaver: Jesus farking christ. What the hell is wrong with people, and why the hell do the keep getting into elected positions?


The same thing that's the matter with the people who vote for them, and that's why.
 
2012-08-01 03:18:17 PM
THINK OF MILLIONS OF SPERMS THAT ARE PRE-MURDERED THANKS TO FARTBONGO
 
2012-08-01 03:19:01 PM

GWLush: Is this such a disaster for them because people won't be getting as many abortions?


Well, they've been redefining what an abortion is to mean that if you had sex and didn't get pregnant, then you had an abortion.
 
2012-08-01 03:20:00 PM

Aarontology: THINK OF MILLIONS OF SPERMS THAT ARE PRE-MURDERED THANKS TO FARTBONGO


Premurdered? So they were dead before I killed them? Damn, farking waste of time that was...

WHY MUST OBAMA TAKE AWAY ALL MY FUN?!
 
2012-08-01 03:20:36 PM

hubiestubert: Blues_X: I have no words to express how much disgust I feel for every one of these goddamned moronic idiots.

NO ONE IS FORCING YOU OR YOUR FAMILY TO USE THE CONTRACEPTIVES, SHIATHEADS!

THEIR KIDS WILL BE TEMPTED TO USE BIRTH CONTROL IF IT'S AVAILABLE! WHY ARE PEOPLE TEMPTING GOOD CHRISTIANS TO NOT BE PREGNANT?


The devil made them do it.
 
2012-08-01 03:27:01 PM

FlashHarry: the republican party has lost it. it has gone completely batshiat, bugfark insane. it may win an election or two in the next decade, but it is in its death throes.


You might be right if 1/3 of the country didn't vote for them every time an another 1/3 is willing to do so depending on their mood.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 03:28:00 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 03:31:07 PM
www.overpopulation.org
 
2012-08-01 03:32:03 PM

Donnchadha: Aarontology: THINK OF MILLIONS OF SPERMS THAT ARE PRE-MURDERED THANKS TO FARTBONGO

Premurdered? So they were dead before I killed them? Damn, farking waste of time that was...

WHY MUST OBAMA TAKE AWAY ALL MY FUN?!


SEE HOW INSIDIOUS HE IS? HIS PRE-MURDERS ALSO POST MURDERED YOUR HOBBIES!
 
2012-08-01 03:33:27 PM

Nadie_AZ: hubiestubert: Blues_X: I have no words to express how much disgust I feel for every one of these goddamned moronic idiots.

NO ONE IS FORCING YOU OR YOUR FAMILY TO USE THE CONTRACEPTIVES, SHIATHEADS!

THEIR KIDS WILL BE TEMPTED TO USE BIRTH CONTROL IF IT'S AVAILABLE! WHY ARE PEOPLE TEMPTING GOOD CHRISTIANS TO NOT BE PREGNANT?

The devil made them do it.


What's entertaining, is that more often than not, these folks likewise complain about the Nanny State. Yet, they expect for folks to "think of the children!" and keep their precious snowflakes from being exposed to dirty thoughts, sex ed, differing faiths, evolution, or anything that they don't like...
 
2012-08-01 03:38:47 PM

Lando Lincoln: vernonFL: If the Founding Fathers of this nation believed that, 236 years later, a black President would be giving free birth control to women, they wouldn't have started the American Revolution.

Stupid or trolling? Stupid or trolling? I'm gonna have to go with...both.


C) Sarcasm.
 
2012-08-01 03:44:15 PM
The rhetoric, while insane, is horribly insulting to the memories of the cited days.

A surprise attack by the Japanese Empire in an attempt to weaken the United States and leave it in a position to potentially be invaded by an army bent on world rule in no way comes close to a mandate that women can have birth control pills.

Further, when I think back to the live video of humans jumping from the 100th floor of the Trade Center Towers, choosing the horrible kiss of cement over the prospect of burning alive, I find his analogy, well, lacking.

In short, fark you, sir. fark you.
 
2012-08-01 03:50:13 PM
Yes, because allowing women to determine when they choose to become pregnant is the same as a surprise bombing attack and hijacked planes downing skyscrapers. They are exactly the same thing. Kudos to you Mr. Kelly for cracking the case.
 
2012-08-01 03:51:38 PM
Mike Kelley is one of my favorite visual artists. He did stuff with stuffed animals. His work always made me happy. I am sorry that he passed away in January. I don't know this other Mike Kelly and I don't think I want to.

I had no idea he was in Destroy All Monsters (the band). Jesus, that guy did a lot of stuff that makes me happy.
 
2012-08-01 03:57:14 PM
Was it over when the Germans bukkaked Mike Kelly's Mom? No!
 
2012-08-01 04:06:47 PM
Hey does anyone know if birth control still works if you take steroid eye drops?

I'm asking...for a friend?
 
2012-08-01 04:27:02 PM
I always knew that somehow, latex rubber would cause the downfall of America.

That, and "conservatives".
 
2012-08-01 04:31:24 PM

FlashHarry: the republican party has lost it. it has gone completely batshiat, bugfark insane. it may win an election or two in the next decade, but it is in its death throes.


We've been saying that for quite some time, though. It doesn't seem to have had a noticeable effect on the GOP's electoral chances.
 
2012-08-01 04:35:11 PM
What do the Taliban think about free birth control?
 
2012-08-01 04:36:00 PM

qorkfiend: FlashHarry: the republican party has lost it. it has gone completely batshiat, bugfark insane. it may win an election or two in the next decade, but it is in its death throes.

We've been saying that for quite some time, though. It doesn't seem to have had a noticeable effect on the GOP's electoral chances.


For a good example; see earlier thread on Texas election that went to a Tea-bagger.
 
2012-08-01 04:36:17 PM
Really? Can he tell us the date that Roe vs Wade became law?
 
2012-08-01 04:37:50 PM

vernonFL: If the Founding Fathers of this nation believed that, 236 years later, a black President would be giving free birth control to women, they wouldn't have started the American Revolution. boned all those 12 y/o slaves of theirs.

 
2012-08-01 04:38:30 PM
VIAGRA.......totally covered.
 
2012-08-01 04:39:13 PM
F*cking disgusting.

Is there no filter anymore between a Republican's brain and his or her mouth? Do they just not bother to inhibit themselves from saying every stupid bullsh*t offensive thought that enters the barely functional and increasingly unhinged minds of theirs?

WHY THE F*CK DO IDIOTS LIKE THIS KEEP GETTING ELECTED?!?!
 
2012-08-01 04:39:18 PM
This is worse than Kristallnacht.
 
2012-08-01 04:39:20 PM

Blues_X: I have no words to express how much disgust I feel for every one of these goddamned moronic idiots.

NO ONE IS FORCING YOU OR YOUR FAMILY TO USE THE CONTRACEPTIVES, SHIATHEADS!


Well, in Rep. Kelly's case, his mother should have been forced to swallow the load he was swimming around in.
 
2012-08-01 04:39:46 PM
I totally understand where he's coming from, i caught my shin on the tiles exiting the pool last weekend & it was just like the Holocaust.
 
2012-08-01 04:40:22 PM
You will never control the Freebirths! Clan scum!
 
2012-08-01 04:40:39 PM

FlashHarry: the republican party has lost it. it has gone completely batshiat, bugfark insane. it may win an election or two in the next decade, but it is in its death throes.


Don't count out motivated crazy people and the apathetic voting public. Plus, people are always willing to vote against their own interests if they feel that they'll strike a blow against some imaginary enemy and stick it to them.

They'll only start caring when they realize these issues actually affect them, and that thing they hate benefits them. See all the "Obamacare" critics who are now for it when the provisions already in place saved their lives, or the lives of family members.
 
2012-08-01 04:41:50 PM
I like cheap and accessible birth control options. It keeps women farking and that's a good thing.
 
2012-08-01 04:42:24 PM
Wait, you can get free birth control now? Where?

Oh, TFA is about insurance. Subby realizes that insurance is something you pay for, yeah? We're not on a public health system, y'know.
 
2012-08-01 04:42:35 PM
For every baby Republicans won't kill, I'm going to kill THREE.
 
2012-08-01 04:45:12 PM

FuturePastNow: For every baby kitten Republicans won't kill, I'm going to kill THREE.


ftfm
 
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