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(Gawker)   One Kansas couple found Walmart so erotic that a cleanup was later needed on Aisle 6   (gawker.com) divider line 84
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2012-08-01 01:02:21 PM
eeewww...
 
2012-08-01 01:02:24 PM
To be fair what else is there to do in Hutchinson on a Friday night?
 
2012-08-01 01:02:50 PM
 
2012-08-01 01:03:14 PM
Another reason to boycott Wal-mart. I wonder if this stuff happens at Target.
 
2012-08-01 01:03:37 PM
FTFA: Surprisingly, no alcohol or drugs are said to be involved.

Obviously... if it was bath salts, there would have been nudity.
 
2012-08-01 01:04:11 PM
Looks like

(rips off sunglasses)

he got the stink finger discount.

Yeeeaaahhhhhhhhaaahhhh!!!
 
2012-08-01 01:04:30 PM
Ya know, I KNEW I didn't want to read that. And yet I did.
 
2012-08-01 01:04:52 PM
" Irv, I was never IN Isle 6! "

slacktory.com
 
2012-08-01 01:04:55 PM
Has there ever been a solicited sex show at Walmart?
 
2012-08-01 01:05:28 PM
Police Arrest Couple for Putting On Unsolicited Sex Show at Walmart

Do they have solicited sex shows at Walmart?
 
2012-08-01 01:05:32 PM
FTFA "Surprisingly, no alcohol or drugs are said to be involved"

Because you would need to be drunk or stoned to have sex in a Wal*Mart.
 
2012-08-01 01:05:50 PM
i149.photobucket.com
Basking in the afterglow.
 
2012-08-01 01:07:06 PM

True Value: FTFA "Surprisingly, no alcohol or drugs are said to be involved"

Because you would need to be drunk or stoned to have sex in a Wal*Mart.


tobacco (and caffeine) were probably involved
 
2012-08-01 01:07:59 PM
Exhibitionism is a legally recognized fetish. Exhibitionists need to get their rocks off too, dammit!
 
2012-08-01 01:09:09 PM
Disappointed he wasn't caught sticking it her pooper:(
 
2012-08-01 01:09:36 PM
Subby, it's not their fault. They're Kansans. Feral animals who think that "RAWK CHAWK JAY HAWK" is a creative team chant, lack the ability to drive a vehicle safely (case in point: Johnson County), and can't remember Civil War history correctly to save their (ultimately wasted) lives.

/Mizzou student
//Manhattan I've got no qualms with
 
2012-08-01 01:09:37 PM
Yeah. Alcohol was definitely involved.

On a related note, why don't people just submit the link to the orginal article instead of a half baked summary of the article.
 
2012-08-01 01:10:02 PM
Ah love...

cdn1.ticketsinventory.com

The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.
 
2012-08-01 01:12:20 PM

Some Bass Playing Guy: Yeah. Alcohol was definitely involved.

On a related note, why don't people just submit the link to the orginal article instead of a half baked summary of the article.


Actually, it could just be boredom. Other than the Cosmosphere, there is nothing to do in Hutchinson. Might as well fark in the Wal-Mart.
 
2012-08-01 01:12:20 PM
At least they weren't walking around the store with their butt cracks or back boobs showing.
 
2012-08-01 01:12:47 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

Pictured: Cops huddled over camera phone "reviewing evidence".

O_o
 
2012-08-01 01:13:01 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

To be honest, the chick is hittable..

 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 01:13:21 PM

Voiceofreason01: To be fair what else is there to do in Hutchinson

Kansas on a Friday night?

/ftfy
 
2012-08-01 01:14:34 PM
well the whole logo/theme of walmart is ANAL sex
so we might have something here.

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2012-08-01 01:15:12 PM

Marine1: Subby, it's not their fault. They're Kansans. Feral animals who think that "RAWK CHAWK JAY HAWK" is a creative team chant, lack the ability to drive a vehicle safely (case in point: Johnson County), and can't remember Civil War history correctly to save their (ultimately wasted) lives.

/Mizzou student
//Manhattan I've got no qualms with


as bad as Johnson country drivers are Missouri drivers are worse
 
2012-08-01 01:15:24 PM

whyerhead: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x1069] To be honest, the chick is hittable..


To be honest, that's a lot better than I thought it would be.
 
2012-08-01 01:17:08 PM

Voiceofreason01: Marine1: Subby, it's not their fault. They're Kansans. Feral animals who think that "RAWK CHAWK JAY HAWK" is a creative team chant, lack the ability to drive a vehicle safely (case in point: Johnson County), and can't remember Civil War history correctly to save their (ultimately wasted) lives.

/Mizzou student
//Manhattan I've got no qualms with

as bad as Johnson country drivers are Missouri drivers are worse


*pats Voiceofreason on head*

Sure they are, buddy. Sure they are.
 
2012-08-01 01:17:23 PM

jbc: Voiceofreason01: To be fair what else is there to do in Hutchinson Kansas on a Friday night?

/ftfy


There's cool stuff in Kansas City.

/some of it's even on the Kansas side
 
2012-08-01 01:18:41 PM
For a WalMart that is equal to Kate Upton.
 
2012-08-01 01:19:08 PM

whyerhead: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x1069] To be honest, the chick is hittable..


they are at least 3 times smaller then i expected from people who'd beach themselves in a walmart
 
2012-08-01 01:19:14 PM

whyerhead: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x1069]To be honest, the chick is hittable..


So's the dude ... with a shovel.
 
2012-08-01 01:19:16 PM

munchy: For a WalMart that is equal to Kate Upton.


No kidding. She's the belle of the ball in that store.
 
2012-08-01 01:20:55 PM

whyerhead: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x1069]

To be honest, the chick is hittable..


You need your vision checked.
 
2012-08-01 01:21:50 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
 
2012-08-01 01:22:04 PM
By the way, "pics or it didn't happen." Oh and TOGTFO.
 
2012-08-01 01:22:15 PM
So no sex in the champagne room or the PBR store?
 
2012-08-01 01:22:38 PM

topcon: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


busy with yourself maybe

BWAHAHAHA
 
2012-08-01 01:22:38 PM

whyerhead: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x1069] To be honest, the chick is hittable..


And, apparently, she's hooked up with Chino Moreno. Nice to see he lost some weight.
 
2012-08-01 01:23:54 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: topcon: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

busy with yourself maybe

BWAHAHAHA


Woosh.
 
2012-08-01 01:25:46 PM

topcon: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


You had it your way, then?
 
2012-08-01 01:25:56 PM
plaidout.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-01 01:26:51 PM

MAYORBOB: topcon: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

You had it your way, then?


Is it bad that I can just see the King peering over the bathroom stall?
 
2012-08-01 01:27:47 PM

MAYORBOB: topcon: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

You had it your way, then?


sloppy, salty and you regretted as soon as you were done?
 
2012-08-01 01:28:10 PM

topcon: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


content.internetvideoarchive.com
Sees what you did there
 
2012-08-01 01:29:25 PM
Dave and Chainsaw give the show a Two Thumbs Down.
 
2012-08-01 01:32:33 PM

Current Resident: Ah love...

[cdn1.ticketsinventory.com image 480x360]

The kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.


Is that Obama?
 
2012-08-01 01:34:48 PM

StewMcG: topcon: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]
Sees what you did there


Well, thankfully SOMEONE does.
 
2012-08-01 01:36:02 PM
So someone got a handy under their clothes? Sounds like they were surrounded by prudes.
 
2012-08-01 01:38:00 PM

topcon: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


Thank you, was about to ask WTF is wrong with a Burger King bathroom...kids these days.
 
2012-08-01 01:42:36 PM
img.getglue.com
Not amused.
 
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