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(93.9 MIA)   The all-time shiattiest hiding place to avoid police capture: a motel septic tank   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, septic tanks, The Modesto Bee, Ninth Street, Stanislaus County  
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4949 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Aug 2012 at 3:46 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-01 02:02:28 PM  
3 votes:

2012-08-01 07:00:50 PM  
2 votes:
Sure did pick a bad day to quit smoking. Hey wait, I still got my Zippo so I can at least see what I'm doing.
2012-08-01 05:48:57 PM  
1 vote:

/couldn't find it sans the stupid caption
2012-08-01 05:26:21 PM  
1 vote:
A man caused a disturbance this morning,
When the police came he did split,
Looking around for a place to hide,
He jumped in a big tank of Shaving Cream

shiat smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to.
2012-08-01 04:09:03 PM  
1 vote:

Schindler's shiat list?
2012-08-01 04:06:07 PM  
1 vote:
Ceres firefighters responded to the scene to extricate the man, but he didn't want to be rescued.

Bad Boys, Bad Boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when you're standing in poo?
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