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SnarfVader: I sense a new Urban Dictionary entry coming on.
oh_please: Ceres firefighters responded to the scene to extricate the man, but he didn't want to be rescued.Bad Boys, Bad BoysWhatcha gonna do?Whatcha gonna do when you're standing in poo?
sweet-daddy-2: Before he died a WWII vet (friend of my dad) recalled his narrow miss of capture by German soldiers.During the first stage of the Battle of the Bulge he and three others were cut off behind German lines in heavy snow. They hid,standing, for four days in a septic tank adjacent to a farmhouse as German troopspassed by.Not until the tides of battle turned were they able to rejoin American troops and continue into battle.I guess the moral of this story is if you really don't want to be caught you'll be willing to stand in any old hole in the ground.
blatz514: Ceres firefighters responded to the scene to exrement the man, but he didn't want to be rescued.
Tanthalas39: blatz514: Ceres firefighters responded to the scene to exrement the man, but he didn't want to be rescued.Highlighting your own spelling errors? I mean, not to be a grammar nazi, but you're just taunting at this point.
illannoyin: Here's a fun fact...In England a slang term for an American is 'septic'.septic: n American: Hey, did you hear Bob had moved to New York and married a septic? From Cockney rhyming slang "septic tank" / "yank," where "yank" is in turn used in the U.K. to mean "American." The Australians use the same term and have further abbreviated septic to "seppo."/The more you know?
trappedspirit: Wouldn't that tank just be slowing filling up with used condoms? What's the break down rate on those?
Bit'O'Gristle: Ceres firefighters responded to the scene to extricate the man, but he didn't want to be rescued.Battalion Chief Bryan Hunt estimates that the tank is about 7 feet deep and said the liquid inside it reached the man's shoulders.Ok..so..weld the lid down and call it a day. He's where he wants to be...the taxpayers don't have to spend any more money on his ass. And really, why would you be willing to hide in sewage up to your shoulders to avoid a minor law infraction?
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