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(SeattlePI)   Wicked Burglar of the West steals woman's kitchen knife, potato peeler, and her little dog, too   (seattlepi.com) divider line 8
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jasonvatch [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 12:00:25 PM
Sounds like dinner prep
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 01:11:44 PM
Was her name Dorothy?

/Auntie Em!
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 01:38:59 PM
M-O-O-N, that spells drunk burglar.
 
toraque [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 02:11:26 PM
jasonvatch: Sounds like dinner prep

Don't use a potato peeler on a dog! Just blanch it for thirty seconds in boiling water, like a tomato.

Also, he probably should have picked up some kind marinade or something.
 
the-meter-man
2012-08-01 03:18:07 PM
What a world, what a world!
 
Elroydb [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 03:20:33 PM
A+ on headline
 
dervish16108
2012-08-01 05:31:13 PM
That sucks, I hope the dog was safely returned.
 
bratface
2012-08-01 05:36:56 PM
"Wicked burglar of the west"

Since when is Pennsylvania in the west?
 
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