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(Think Progress)   FWD:FWD:FWD: Obama planning to fake own death to impose martial law From: Tennessee State Representative Kelly Keisling (R-idiculous)   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 91
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2012-08-01 01:00:10 PM
I'm sure that if you looked a little harder, subby, you could have found an article about this article and linked to that instead. Why only take me one link away from the original when a little more effort might have gotten us an even less fleshed-out summary? Try harder, please.
 
2012-08-01 01:03:03 PM
What the heck is wrong with these people.

And by these people, I mean the derp brigade.
 
2012-08-01 01:03:38 PM
"and then he'll make a move to enslave all of our white womens"
 
2012-08-01 01:03:46 PM
An elected official. The man is an elected official.
 
2012-08-01 01:04:20 PM
I heard the same kind of nutty shiat about Bush in 2008.

But we on the left don't elect our crazies to public office.
 
2012-08-01 01:04:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-01 01:05:29 PM
Would anybody possible know which mental disease this is because such an idea cannot come from a sane mind.
 
2012-08-01 01:07:09 PM
Gotta say, I think I love Obama just because the news cycle these last 3 1/2 years has been legendary. I don't care if the country burns, as long as I can laugh at the shapes the fire makes.
 
2012-08-01 01:07:24 PM
it's all true I a sector field Marshall, I have to round up all the conservative people in the hulahulapukapuka district of Hawaii when the signal is given.
 
2012-08-01 01:07:54 PM
I've been saying for a while now that elected officials should undergo at least two independent psych evaluations with the results posted publicly for all to see when they decide to run for office.
 
2012-08-01 01:08:34 PM
"Earlier this week, I forwarded an email from my legislative office that should not have been sent out. The message was inappropriate for distribution. I regret the error and pledge to be more cautious regarding the information distributed from my office in the future."

Well that was farking fast.
 
2012-08-01 01:09:31 PM
As I asked yesterday... WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU REPUBLICANS!?!

This has gone from derp to mental illness really fast.
 
2012-08-01 01:12:15 PM
Haha.. I get it. You're poking fun at the people that forward these stories they've been forwarded, so you post a link to a site with a link to the site where the actual story is.

..right?
 
2012-08-01 01:12:41 PM
Sorry guys, he's still black. He's probably gonna stay that way too :(
 
2012-08-01 01:12:43 PM

Surool: As I asked yesterday... WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU REPUBLICANS!?!

This has gone from derp to mental illness really fast.


What do you mean "really fast"? This crap has been building for the last 12 years and really since the Reagan administration.
 
2012-08-01 01:13:54 PM
How do these f*cks get elected? Is America really this dumb? It blows my mind that these morons are elected officials. What the f*ck has happened to this country?
 
2012-08-01 01:14:35 PM

Kanemano: it's all true I a sector field Marshall, I have to round up all the conservative people in the hulahulapukapuka district of Hawaii when the signal is given.


Goddamnit Charles, we talked about this in the meetings, you're not Sector Field Marshall! Stop calling yourself that! I know "sectional muster operative-UN5066 doesn't sound glamorous, but goddamnit, we're running a shadowy conspiracy here! Stick to the nomenclature!


/the coffe cake was delicious last meeting, thank your wife again, see you next week.
 
2012-08-01 01:15:01 PM

Surool: As I asked yesterday... WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU REPUBLICANS!?!

This has gone from derp to mental illness really fast.


This is nothing new. Every election year since mid-90s, someone recycles a rumor that whatever President is in office is not ready to relinquish power and has hundreds of boxcars and UN troops ready to round up dissidents and send them to secret FEMA death camps that have already been established out in the middle of nowhere. The players change, but the rumor persists. I've heard it about Obama, Bush and Clinton.

The Republican party has increasingly pandered to the mentally ill vote since the middle of 2008, and it's the main reason for the Tea Party "revolution" in 2010.
 
2012-08-01 01:15:46 PM

Esc7: "Earlier this week, I forwarded an email from my legislative office that should not have been sent out. The message was inappropriate for distribution. I regret the error and pledge to be more cautious regarding the information distributed from my office in the future."

Well that was farking fast.


Note: Unless there is more to the statement he doesn't say he disagrees with the content in any way.
 
2012-08-01 01:16:43 PM

Surool: As I asked yesterday... WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU REPUBLICANS!?!

This has gone from derp to mental illness really fast.


No, it always was mental illness... a mass delusion reinforced continuously within their own cohort. From gravely whispered warnings amongst friends to FW:FW:FW:FW: email chains to unhinged screeds in the freepzone to A.M. radio call-in shows... it has become an ever-more deafening echo-chamber of toxic, patently unAmerican derp. Non-stop hate noise.

They aren't any worse today. They have just grown comfortable with being public about it.
 
2012-08-01 01:16:56 PM
The best part of the original email is that the author signs it "Conservatively, JA". For some reason, that's just hilarious to me.
 
2012-08-01 01:17:30 PM
Where's the parade of anuses, telling us to wake up and smell the conspiracy?

Are they going to own this tardation?
 
2012-08-01 01:18:12 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Esc7: "Earlier this week, I forwarded an email from my legislative office that should not have been sent out. The message was inappropriate for distribution. I regret the error and pledge to be more cautious regarding the information distributed from my office in the future."

Well that was farking fast.

Note: Unless there is more to the statement he doesn't say he disagrees with the content in any way.


An astute observation. What an asshole.
 
2012-08-01 01:18:16 PM

Dwight_Yeast: Surool: As I asked yesterday... WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU REPUBLICANS!?!

This has gone from derp to mental illness really fast.

What do you mean "really fast"? This crap has been building for the last 12 years and really since the Reagan administration.


Yup. It got rolling faster with Clinton, then that blah guy got elected and it went all pear-shaped. I mostly blame the elimination of the Fairness Doctrine, which paved the way for a *lot* of this sort of bullshiat.
 
2012-08-01 01:18:51 PM
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! DAMN YOU 0BAMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!

/got nothin'
 
2012-08-01 01:18:59 PM
How the hell are our traveling carnivals doing business when all of their employees are holding public office?
 
2012-08-01 01:21:52 PM

Esc7: /the coffe cake was delicious last meeting, thank your wife again, see you next week.


Looking forward to it, gents. You'll love the chocolate cupcakes I'm serving, I had them baked in the shape of little black helicopters.
 
2012-08-01 01:22:22 PM
Dear Republicans: How many certifiably insane and woefully ignorant @ssholes are you going to elect? Is there a quota that you have in mind, or is the goal just "all of 'em"?
 
2012-08-01 01:22:24 PM

pointblank79: The best part of the original email is that the author signs it "Conservatively, JA". For some reason, that's just hilarious to me.


It's like conservatism is their hobby. I imagine them eating conservat-Os and spend all day playing with conserv-a-action figures. On thursday nights they meet and play conserva-poker. They LOVE IT and don't deal with anything that isn't it.

It'd be cute if they weren't trying to destroy this country through misinformed views, theocratic overtones, and a pathological pandering to the rich at the expense of the poor.
 
2012-08-01 01:23:04 PM
Is this the same state that's had Republican Party Headquarters in five counties send resolutions to the Governor, also Republican, to force him and the state government to stop hiring Democrats and gays?
 
2012-08-01 01:23:21 PM

RevLovejoy: An elected official. The man is an elected official.


From Tennessee, so take it with a grain of salt. They elected a REPRESENTATIVE for their constituency.
 
2012-08-01 01:23:46 PM
can you imagine ol' blue collar Biden running the country? so, it could be worse.
 
2012-08-01 01:23:52 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: Esc7: "Earlier this week, I forwarded an email from my legislative office that should not have been sent out. The message was inappropriate for distribution. I regret the error and pledge to be more cautious regarding the information distributed from my office in the future."

Well that was farking fast.

Note: Unless there is more to the statement he doesn't say he disagrees with the content in any way.


Standard non-apology apology. He isn't sorry he did it, he's just sorry he got caught.
 
2012-08-01 01:24:38 PM

Esc7: It's like conservatism is their hobby.


It's not a hobby. It's a way of life.
 
2012-08-01 01:25:39 PM

RevLovejoy: An elected official. The man is an elected official.


Have a stupid voting block, get stupid elected officials.
 
2012-08-01 01:26:01 PM
Obama is going to kill himself and rule from the grave. Silvia Browne will be the new White House press secretary.
 
2012-08-01 01:26:25 PM
obamas re election is in the bag. No need to fake your death Obama!
 
2012-08-01 01:26:32 PM

theorellior: Esc7: /the coffe cake was delicious last meeting, thank your wife again, see you next week.

Looking forward to it, gents. You'll love the chocolate cupcakes I'm serving, I had them baked in the shape of little black helicopters.


www.halolz.com
 
2012-08-01 01:29:13 PM
all i can say is thank god for the Canadian Free Press. this isn't the only truth they have uncovered. they have another report, equally as well documented, on how Obama will give amnesty to all the illegals. and if i read it correctly in time for them to vote.
 
2012-08-01 01:30:34 PM

Curious: all i can say is thank god for the Canadian Free Press. this isn't the only truth they have uncovered. they have another report, equally as well documented, on how Obama will give amnesty to all the illegals. and if i read it correctly in time for them to vote.


what does the sign say taped on your back?
 
2012-08-01 01:30:51 PM
Comrade, first they found out about the Kenyan birth. Now this.... Awaiting orders
 
2012-08-01 01:33:03 PM
One wonders what the qualifications might be to appeal properly to the General Derpulation for State Representative in rural Tennessee.

"Keisling's watched 'Smokey and the Bandit' more times than his opponent. He's got my vote!"
"Yes, but the opponent flunked out of *third* grade, whereas Keisling's an intellectual elitist with his sixth-grade education. Fractions aren't in the Bible, you know."
"That's an outstanding point, but I'm forced to point to Keisling's performance in the debate where he replied to the question 'What can be done to better prepare Tennessee students for the high-tech, high-wage jobs of the 21st century?' by jamming his fingers in his ears and screaming 'JESUSJESUSJESUSJESUS' for his entire allotted 45 seconds."
"That is compelling evidence to be sure, but the opponent *has* promised to use the office of State Representative to instantly have the UN Building bulldozed into the East River, change the alphabet so the letters that spell 'Islam' are eliminated and put Barack Obama in the Cobra Clutch until he starts singing the Kenyan National Anthem, which I believe was written by Snoopy Diddly Man."
"We're blessed to have such qualified candidates, old friend. I guess we're going with the number of 'Dale's in Heaven looking down on Junior winning Daytona' t-shirts in the candidate's closet yet again."
 
2012-08-01 01:33:19 PM
btw the canadian free press is an american website
they just put canadian free press as the title to make it sound legit
 
2012-08-01 01:34:20 PM
a warning that the President and the Department of Homeland Security are potentially working together to try to implement martial law, heading off an election by pretending the President has been killed.

So uh...how would this benefit Obama if he has to pretend to be dead?

"Elections suspended, which means the dead guy is still president. Oh look, he woke up."
 
2012-08-01 01:35:28 PM
Lol, check out the link to the always amusing Constitution Party link:

A good journalist is usually taught not to print rumors or at least never to present them as the truth.
What I'm going to report here is only a rumor that presently can't be confirmed. But it is of such magnitude that it must be made known if only to prepare America for a possible terrible eventuality. And while it has not been confirmed, neither can it authoritatively and convincingly be denied, certainly not in a United States where our Constitutional rights are under constant attack.

This rumor involves an agent of the Department of Homeland Security who allegedly informed a reporter at the Canada Free Press of a "false flag" or faked event to be initiated by Obama administration operatives in the hope of preventing the November presidential elections.


Being a journalist, it pains me to have to print this. But I have a rumor that the Constitution Party is considering adding goat-farking to its official platform. It can't be authoritatively and convincingly denied, certainly not in a party where craziness is the norm. Therefore I feel obligated to warn my fellow patriots of this chilling development.
 
2012-08-01 01:39:33 PM
This rumor involves an agent of the Department of Homeland Security

i.e. a guy who works the metal detector at the Nashville airport. Sounds legit.
 
2012-08-01 01:42:19 PM
I heard Kelly Keisling is 1/8th black. Just putting it out there. It's curious that he's never denied it.
 
2012-08-01 01:49:03 PM

Kanemano: it's all true I a sector field Marshall, I have to round up all the conservative people in the hulahulapukapuka district of Hawaii when the signal is given.


Comrade! Say nothing until the word is given - do you not recall that directive from our last NWO meeting?
 
2012-08-01 01:49:33 PM
Intern takes the blame and gets fired in 3...2...
 
2012-08-01 01:49:51 PM
Is this anything like Kookie Roberts saying Romney went to Poland to excite white people? No - actually that was a racist remark that was sweep under the rug by the liberal medial machine.
 
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