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(Think Progress)   Rep. Steve King (birtheR- Iowa), fresh off of his defense of dogfighting, is now claiming that Obama's Hawaiian birth announcement was telegrammed from Kenya   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 29
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2012-08-01 11:38:01 AM  
14 votes:
ATTN: STEVE KING STOP
STOP. STOP
SIGNED, QUASAR. STOP
2012-08-01 01:36:13 PM  
8 votes:

Bloody William: I love that the conspiracy theory has gone beyond "he has a fake history" to "his fake history is so perfect it was crafted since his birth to make him a decades-long Manchurian candidate designed to take down the country."

It's like saying "I'm not saying it's aliens, but that's because the Illuminati did such a great job at covering up the aliens."


Look, three years before the Civil Rights Act, a pregnant teenage girl was convinced her half-black son with a bizarre name was going to run for President in the 21st Century, so she engineered a conspiracy that fooled every intelligence agency on the planet, with no training.

Take off your blinders, libdong.
2012-08-01 03:05:31 PM  
5 votes:
That's it. I'm done. Everybody who is a Republican is just like this guy in my brain now. You're all exactly this stupid. There's no reasoning with you. From now on I'm just gonna wave my dick at you when you start talking. Try not to suck it.
2012-08-01 11:45:52 AM  
4 votes:
Why does the liberal MSM media refuse to stop bringing up the birther issue even though it's obvious the GOP has moved on?
2012-08-01 05:07:02 PM  
3 votes:

Grungehamster: someonelse: imontheinternet: Obama put out the announcement himself after he traveled back in time to his birthday.

If Romney can go back in time and retire from Bain, I don't see why not. Mastering time travel seems like a pretty useful skill for a presidential candidate.

Obama's got the better type though; when he changes the past it changes the timeline completely. When Romney tries everyone still remembers the original timeline.


No surprise. Obama's time machine was built by the wonder that is socialist, government-funded craftsmanship, while Romney's time machine work was outsourced to a dilapadated factory in Bangladesh to cut costs.
2012-08-01 02:43:00 PM  
3 votes:

Bontesla: Republicans, I'm kinda bored with this conspiracy. Can we move on to something that feels a little more fresh?


Do you normally get this not-so-fresh feeling?
2012-08-01 11:39:54 AM  
3 votes:
I love that the conspiracy theory has gone beyond "he has a fake history" to "his fake history is so perfect it was crafted since his birth to make him a decades-long Manchurian candidate designed to take down the country."

It's like saying "I'm not saying it's aliens, but that's because the Illuminati did such a great job at covering up the aliens."
2012-08-01 03:32:08 PM  
2 votes:
oi45.tinypic.com
2012-08-01 03:21:54 PM  
2 votes:

JerseyTim: It was actually sent by candy gram.


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2012-08-01 03:09:34 PM  
2 votes:

FlashHarry: Iowa consists of two parts: the eastern part, which is progressive and intelligent, and the western part, which is not. guess which part mr. king represents.


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2012-08-01 03:02:13 PM  
2 votes:

Quasar: ATTN: STEVE KING STOP
STOP. STOP
SIGNED, QUASAR. STOP


ATTN: STEVE KING STOP
CONTINUE DOUBLING DOWN. STOP
SIGNED, B. HUSSEIN OBAMA. STOP
2012-08-01 02:13:14 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I have run out of incredulity

/WTF is wrong with these people?
//Seriously, Iowa, WTF?


Idiots Out Walking Around
2012-08-01 01:48:41 PM  
2 votes:

Sgt Otter: Bloody William: I love that the conspiracy theory has gone beyond "he has a fake history" to "his fake history is so perfect it was crafted since his birth to make him a decades-long Manchurian candidate designed to take down the country."

It's like saying "I'm not saying it's aliens, but that's because the Illuminati did such a great job at covering up the aliens."

Look, three years before the Civil Rights Act, a pregnant teenage girl was convinced her half-black son with a bizarre name was going to run for President in the 21st Century, so she engineered a conspiracy that fooled every intelligence agency on the planet, with no training.

Take off your blinders, libdong.


With all those S&M orgies with Communists, one really has to wonder where she found the time to pull it off.
2012-08-01 09:42:12 PM  
1 votes:

Serious Black: Birthers could be given a drop of Barack Obama's blood today, put in a time machine, taken to the hospital room where he was born in Hawaii, watch him be pushed out of his mother's womb, be given a drop of the baby Barack Obama's blood then, be taken back to today in the time machine, and personally watch a DNA sequencer conclude that they are the same person, and they would STILL believe that he was born in Kenya.


-----------------

So what you're saying is that "President" Fartbongo has altered his DNA to match some kid born in Hawaii to his "mother" 50 years ago. Probably at the cost of hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars. It's disgusting what this Usurper will do to illegitimately stay in power.
2012-08-01 06:20:58 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if conservatives think Romney used the same time machine to "retroactively retire" that Obama did when he went back and faked his Hawaiian birth.
2012-08-01 05:51:58 PM  
1 votes:

sprawl15: That's just what they WANT you to think. Connect the dots.


It's... a... sailboat?
2012-08-01 03:38:02 PM  
1 votes:

ongbok: So without a little push they may not show their colors, but once a few people start it will be live a snowball rolling down hill.


And then they'll blame it on plants; only this time, they'll be right.
2012-08-01 03:36:35 PM  
1 votes:

Bill Murray said I was weird: Republicans will be worshipping this man as a god by the end of the week.



Now is the time for a grassroots push for Romney to pick him as VP.
2012-08-01 03:35:07 PM  
1 votes:

czei: "It would have been awfully hard to fraudulently file the birth notice of Barack Obama being born in Hawaii and get that into our public libraries and that microfiche they keep of all the newspapers published. That doesn't mean there aren't some other explanations on how they might've announced that by telegram from Kenya."

Sure, there's other explanations:

1. Time travel

2. The Ministry of Magic used charmed telegrams that fly across the ocean and insert themselves into newspapers.

3. A vast left-wing conspiracy.



images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Have you considered time traveling space nazis?
2012-08-01 03:34:12 PM  
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: Bloody William: I love that the conspiracy theory has gone beyond "he has a fake history" to "his fake history is so perfect it was crafted since his birth to make him a decades-long Manchurian candidate designed to take down the country."

It's like saying "I'm not saying it's aliens, but that's because the Illuminati did such a great job at covering up the aliens."

Look, three years before the Civil Rights Act, a pregnant teenage girl was convinced her half-black son with a bizarre name was going to run for President in the 21st Century, so she engineered a conspiracy that fooled every intelligence agency on the planet, with no training.

Take off your blinders, libdong.


Yep, it would have been significantly easier knowing that your kid needed an American birth certificate to just fly to Hawaii and have the birth there. But, as everyone knows proper Marxist have to be born in third world countries, so what else was she going to do.
2012-08-01 03:32:38 PM  
1 votes:
We need to Jujutsu some more crazy into Steve King on this.

Let's start a letter writing campaign to Rep King and say that the birth certificate controversy is just a decoy to keep him from seeing how Obama is usng chemtrails and HAARP as a time machine to go back in time in his Black Funkadelic Helicopter to change history.

So far Obama has managed to change history so that the Union won the civil war and he got LBJ to somehow pass the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The birth announcements and long form birth certificate are childs play compared to what Obama REALLY has going on.
2012-08-01 03:25:03 PM  
1 votes:

Rann Xerox: HotWingConspiracy: It's going to be awesome when the teabaggers completely control the GOP.

Kinda like this:

[i78.photobucket.com image 471x302]


Except, of course, it would be holding a 'God hates facehuggers' sign.
2012-08-01 03:17:31 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: It's going to be awesome when the teabaggers completely control the GOP.


Kinda like this:

i78.photobucket.com
2012-08-01 03:14:45 PM  
1 votes:

palelizard: vpb: MacEnvy: Why the fark do people keep electing this moron? He's a statewide official who's been embarrassing Iowa for almost a decade. Iowa isn't that retarded - WTF guys?

People vote for people who are like them.

That's ridiculous. How many Kenyans do you think are in this country?


The ones we know about, or all of the sleepers?
2012-08-01 03:08:26 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: GleeUnit: JerseyTim: It was actually sent by candy gram.

Don't spread nonsense. The only option that makes sense is a stripper gram.

Grandma always told me: "Say it with body glitter."


The horror wasn't when she'd get dressed up, it was later, when the grandkids had to try and sponge bathe it off.
2012-08-01 03:03:08 PM  
1 votes:
Obama was being vetted for the white house when he was still a sperm in his Dad's balls. That long ago is when the Dems began to weave their master plot to turn America into a socialist P\;aradise with a black man at the helm. They knew this would whip the GOP into a rabies like frenzy and would begin to tear itself apart.

/amidoinitrite?
2012-08-01 03:02:42 PM  
1 votes:

Nogrhi: Lorelle: MacEnvy: Why the fark do people keep electing this moron? He's a statewide official who's been embarrassing Iowa for almost a decade. Iowa isn't that retarded - WTF guys?

He's truly a man of the people.

Quasar: ATTN: STEVE KING STOP
STOP. STOP
SIGNED, QUASAR. STOP

Awesome.

Awesome. STOP


HAMMER TIME!
2012-08-01 02:16:38 PM  
1 votes:
It was actually sent by candy gram.
2012-08-01 11:30:33 AM  
1 votes:
Why the fark do people keep electing this moron? He's a statewide official who's been embarrassing Iowa for almost a decade. Iowa isn't that retarded - WTF guys?
 
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