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2012-08-01 02:37:32 PM
""Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger, baby, and sometimes you're the ball," Palin said.

..and sometimes you're the ball to Glen Rice's bat.
 
2012-08-01 02:39:15 PM

CorporatePerson: Still, it's kind of funny to see someone go from voting for Obama to listening to Michael Savage because Rush is just too liberal.


Sounds to me more like she started getting shtooped by some super-conservative law school classmate and wants to fit in with his crowd.
 
2012-08-01 02:40:33 PM

Gotfire: "Sometimes you're the Louisville Slugger, baby, and sometimes you're the ball," Palin said.


And sometimes you show up with your bat and glove and realize everyone else is playing soccer.
 
2012-08-01 02:42:15 PM

bujin: Citrate1007: Palin needs new platitudes to derp about, the ones she is still using are as old and dry as her va-jay-jay.

I hate her as much as the next guy, but I'd be willing to take one for the team and test the "dry va-jay-jay" hypothesis.


Smokin' hot:
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2012-08-01 02:44:27 PM

CorporatePerson: Car_Ramrod: What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up.

It's right winger thing. I have a facebook friend who not only uses "lamestream media" unironically, but she'll only refer to the individual news outlets by their derpy right wing nicknames. She won't read the New York Slimes or watch Communist News Network or MSLSD (or MSDNC).

And it's not just an old white guy thing. She's a 24 year old law student.


At Liberty or Oral U?
 
2012-08-01 02:52:30 PM

SisterMaryElephant: CorporatePerson: Car_Ramrod: What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up.

It's right winger thing. I have a facebook friend who not only uses "lamestream media" unironically, but she'll only refer to the individual news outlets by their derpy right wing nicknames. She won't read the New York Slimes or watch Communist News Network or MSLSD (or MSDNC).

And it's not just an old white guy thing. She's a 24 year old law student.

At Liberty or Oral U?


I forgot where, but she's at a fairly reputable school in Chicago. From what she says, she's the one in the classroom constantly standing up and accusing the professor of liberal indoctrination.

We've fallen out of touch because she doesn't take kindly to people disagreeing with her derpy fb posts about how awesome Allen West is.
 
2012-08-01 02:53:23 PM
Time to put this family on the "Entertainment" tab with the other famous reality-whore family.

Palidashians. Like the Kardashians with a heaping sponful of backwoods redneck.

I think we give the Palidashians the same respect.
 
2012-08-01 02:57:24 PM
Please please PLEASE let this snowball into an all-out dirt-slinging match.

No matter who wins or loses, the world will be better off for both of them getting taken down a notch.
 
2012-08-01 03:13:08 PM
So... which side is the extreme right currently backing?
 
2012-08-01 03:23:41 PM

p the boiler: So... which side is the extreme right currently backing?


Free Republic is standing behind Palin. Link
 
2012-08-01 03:25:20 PM

Muta: I don't know who to cheer for in the biatch fight.


Whoever loses, we win
 
2012-08-01 03:26:29 PM

dickfreckle: In a hypothetical decision between Palin and Cheney (as in, "you must vote for one or I'll pull this trigger"), I'd take Cheney.

Look, I already know he's a borderline sadist, an awful diplomat, and an eight-cylinder sonofab*tch. But here's the important distinction. Are you ready?

Dick Cheney is not retarded.

That makes the decision easy for me. We shouldn't vote for retards. It's a trend that must be stopped if this country is going to survive the next wave of Palin-Americans.

/or I'd just tell you to pull the trigger


This plus Cheney is on board for gay marriage. There is a caring part in that monkey heart that beats in his chest
 
2012-08-01 03:44:19 PM
Be proud, GOP. Be very proud.
 
2012-08-01 03:44:38 PM
I highly doubt any comment Dick makes about that ditz was based on something he read in the lamestream media
 
2012-08-01 03:57:33 PM
Why is Dick Cheney so afraid of a strong, conservative woman?
 
2012-08-01 04:20:09 PM
"evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame"

GAH

This is a person trying to mimic the ways that she believes intelligent people speak.
 
2012-08-01 04:31:05 PM

Flying Code Monkey: "evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame"

GAH

This is a person trying to mimic the ways that she believes intelligent people speak.


She should apply for a job at iFixit.com
 
2012-08-01 05:52:43 PM

Flying Code Monkey: "evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame"

GAH

This is a person trying to mimic the ways that she believes intelligent people speak.


Now THAT's Sarah Palin. The whole "you-betcha-by-golly" stuff was pure coaching. She's always been one to try to sound more intellectual than she is, by using big words that don't quite communicate. We used to read her memos from the Wasilla council meetings for fun.
 
2012-08-01 06:42:59 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Flying Code Monkey: "evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame"

GAH

This is a person trying to mimic the ways that she believes intelligent people speak.

Now THAT's Sarah Palin. The whole "you-betcha-by-golly" stuff was pure coaching. She's always been one to try to sound more intellectual than she is, by using big words that don't quite communicate. We used to read her memos from the Wasilla council meetings for fun.



I'd like to refudiate that remark.
 
2012-08-01 06:58:01 PM
Oh jeez who the fark cares you crazy stupid b*tch?

Yeah I went there.
 
2012-08-01 07:03:28 PM

Lord_Baull: Lenny_da_Hog: Flying Code Monkey: "evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame"

GAH

This is a person trying to mimic the ways that she believes intelligent people speak.

Now THAT's Sarah Palin. The whole "you-betcha-by-golly" stuff was pure coaching. She's always been one to try to sound more intellectual than she is, by using big words that don't quite communicate. We used to read her memos from the Wasilla council meetings for fun.


I'd like to refudiate that remark.


Many people have misunderestimated her to their own determent.
 
2012-08-01 07:32:40 PM
In today's Republican party, if two Republicans fight, the dumber one is automatically the winner.
 
2012-08-01 08:29:40 PM

Mikey1969: unlikely: FTFA: "Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame,"

Wow.

Wow.

I mean seriously. Wow.

Yeah, talk about a word salad, I read it 3 times to make sure it wasn't just me...

Funny thing is, from what I hear, Palin's lucky she even knows which end of the gun to point away from her. The hunting guide on her TV show had to totally babysit her, apparently evidently.


/FTFY and Gov. Failin
 
2012-08-01 09:27:24 PM
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2012-08-01 09:57:54 PM

EZ1923: Mikey1969: unlikely: FTFA: "Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame,"

Wow.

Wow.

I mean seriously. Wow.

Yeah, talk about a word salad, I read it 3 times to make sure it wasn't just me...

Funny thing is, from what I hear, Palin's lucky she even knows which end of the gun to point away from her. The hunting guide on her TV show had to totally babysit her, apparently evidently.

/FTFY and Gov. Failin


It was pretty apparent. She was using a bolt-action rifle, and after every shot, her father was hovering over her and had to work the bolt for her, to chamber a fresh round after every shot.

Seriously, she couldn't master UP, BACK, FORWARD, DOWN without help.
 
2012-08-01 10:30:07 PM

EZ1923: Funny thing is, from what I hear, Palin's lucky she even knows which end of the gun to point away from her. The hunting guide on her TV show had to totally babysit her, apparently evidently.

/FTFY and Gov. Failin


Well, since I never watched the crap, 'apparently' works better for me than 'evidently', I was going on hearsay, rather than direct evidence.
 
2012-08-01 11:26:36 PM
"Don't expect to see Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney on an elk hunt anytime soon."

naamah.webs.com
 
2012-08-02 05:53:43 AM
What a bunch of farking children.
 
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