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2012-08-01 11:39:36 AM
she can't his the broad side of a barn. I say they duel, Burr/Hamilton style.
 
2012-08-01 11:50:58 AM
"Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I desperately want people to believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame," Palin said in an appearance on Fox News.

FTFY, Sarah.

/evidently
 
2012-08-01 11:51:59 AM
Not in the hair! Not in the hair!
 
2012-08-01 11:52:51 AM
Bless her poor, dear, sweet heart...

She tries so very hard.
 
2012-08-01 12:00:51 PM
Goddamn you John McCain
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 12:04:14 PM
I would have gone with "Palin slaps aside jab by Dick, mocks careless discharge into face".
 
2012-08-01 12:05:55 PM
"Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame,"

Miss South Carolina-like speaking detected.
 
2012-08-01 12:16:59 PM
saying the former vice president was being influenced by the "lamestream media."

People who use puns like that and then continually use them not once but throughout their entire discourse, that's like... I don't know, if there was a rings of hell setup as far as wit is concerned, it would be several rings below Jay Leno and Dane Cook. Maybe a ring or two below Gallagher smashing a watermelon for laughs.

....no I'm not defending Dick Cheney here. I think both of them should be put into Thunderdome and Tina Turner should shoot the winner.
 
2012-08-01 12:32:22 PM
FTFA: "Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame,"

Wow.

Wow.

I mean seriously. Wow.
 
2012-08-01 12:36:59 PM
"Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame,"

Most US Americans don't have maps.
 
2012-08-01 12:39:13 PM

vpb: I would have gone with "Palin slaps aside jab by Dick, mocks careless discharge into face".


*golfclap*
 
2012-08-01 12:48:47 PM

vpb: I would have gone with "Palin slaps aside jab by Dick, mocks careless discharge into face".


I'd vote for that.

The headline I mean, not the useless wastes of humanity it discusses.
 
2012-08-01 01:29:30 PM

what_now: "Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame,"

Most US Americans don't have maps.


But I bet Dick knows about the Iraq and like such as
 
2012-08-01 01:30:48 PM
Conservatives must be so proud to have such a fine outstanding Conservative woman representing them.
 
2012-08-01 01:31:05 PM
Wow, what a thin skinned biatch. No wonder she couldn't hack it as governor.
 
2012-08-01 01:35:20 PM
Thank god this woman is nowhere near the white house. She can't respond to criticism with any sort of grace. She always comes off sounding like a petty high school mean girl.
 
2012-08-01 01:35:50 PM
Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame

Waiter....this word salad seems to have too much "evidently" in it. That and "bitter old lady whose 15 minutes are coming to an end" is all I can taste.
 
2012-08-01 01:35:56 PM
I don't know who to cheer for in the biatch fight.
 
2012-08-01 01:36:30 PM
What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up. We have serious problems to solve, and we need serious people to solve them. This is a time for serious people, Sarah, and your fifteen minutes are up.
 
2012-08-01 01:36:48 PM
I wouldn't want to be around either of them with a firearm.


But to think Dick Cheney has been coopted of the "liberal media"? Lulz.
 
2012-08-01 01:40:05 PM
Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame

The scary thing is that she actually believes she is clever.
 
2012-08-01 01:40:51 PM
The Lamestream Media narrative is that Sarah Palin is a petty grifter.
 
2012-08-01 01:41:00 PM

Car_Ramrod: What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up.


It's right winger thing. I have a facebook friend who not only uses "lamestream media" unironically, but she'll only refer to the individual news outlets by their derpy right wing nicknames. She won't read the New York Slimes or watch Communist News Network or MSLSD (or MSDNC).

And it's not just an old white guy thing. She's a 24 year old law student.
 
2012-08-01 01:41:03 PM

Mugato: saying the former vice president was being influenced by the "lamestream media."

People who use puns like that and then continually use them not once but throughout their entire discourse, that's like... I don't know, if there was a rings of hell setup as far as wit is concerned, it would be several rings below Jay Leno and Dane Cook. Maybe a ring or two below Gallagher smashing a watermelon for laughs.

....no I'm not defending Dick Cheney here. I think both of them should be put into Thunderdome and Tina Turner should shoot the winner.


Against my better judgment I read the Ted Nugent screed yesterday about Grover Norquist. He calls him "Dirty Harry Norquist in the first paragraph.

Then he proceeds to call him that EVERY SINGLE TIME throughout his rant.

He does the same thing by relentless referring to the federal government as "Fedzilla" over and over while desperately trying to sound like he's making rational arguments.

When you create such bad, idiotic, uncreative puns like these, and then you relentlessly use them over and over to prove in some retarded way you may be clever, I have no end to the amount of antipathy and derision I hold for you. It's not even political, you're the worst type of hack who lowers discourse. You're an affront not to good taste, but simply the concept of having taste, not to intelligence, but simply sapience.

Sarah, you sound like an honest to god idiot (Ted Nugent)
 
2012-08-01 01:43:12 PM
cheney said she was half way into her first term as governor and not ready to be president. period full stop. he didn't rift on the "all of them" "russia from my front porch"* or all the countless other gaffes palin made.

but she's butthurt and saying he only knows her from the LSM. for gods sake the man was a sitting vice president and had almost unlimited access to info and all he says is she was a half term governor of some piss ass state. sarah he was being exceedingly polite.

* yeah tina fey, same difference. tina fey would have been a better choice.
 
DAR [TotalFark]
2012-08-01 01:43:48 PM
Palin better be careful, Darth Cheney can be very dangerous when angered and unlike Sarah he plays for keeps........
 
2012-08-01 01:43:51 PM

CorporatePerson: Car_Ramrod: What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up.

It's right winger thing. I have a facebook friend who not only uses "lamestream media" unironically, but she'll only refer to the individual news outlets by their derpy right wing nicknames. She won't read the New York Slimes or watch Communist News Network or MSLSD (or MSDNC).

And it's not just an old white guy thing. She's a 24 year old law student.


At a TTT school
 
2012-08-01 01:44:02 PM
Her comments and choice of wording sort of prove his point.
 
2012-08-01 01:45:32 PM

Mugato: saying the former vice president was being influenced by the "lamestream media."

People who use puns like that and then continually use them not once but throughout their entire discourse, that's like... I don't know, if there was a rings of hell setup as far as wit is concerned, it would be several rings below Jay Leno and Dane Cook. Maybe a ring or two below Gallagher smashing a watermelon for laughs.

....no I'm not defending Dick Cheney here. I think both of them should be put into Thunderdome and Tina Turner should shoot the winner.


We really need an updated Inferno.
 
2012-08-01 01:47:13 PM
Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame," Palin said in an appearance on Fox News.

How can someone who uses this word in serious conversation be taken seriously?
 
2012-08-01 01:47:41 PM
Palin needs new platitudes to derp about, the ones she is still using are as old and dry as her va-jay-jay.
 
2012-08-01 01:52:13 PM

Citrate1007: Palin needs new platitudes to derp about, the ones she is still using are as old and dry as her va-jay-jay.


I hate her as much as the next guy, but I'd be willing to take one for the team and test the "dry va-jay-jay" hypothesis.
 
2012-08-01 01:52:47 PM
Let the implosion...BEGIN!
 
2012-08-01 01:53:26 PM
FTFA:
Citing her approval ratings as governor, Palin said it would have been easier for her to "have hunkered down, live that luxurious live, if you will, in Alaska."


Yeah, that's the first place that comes to mind when I think of "the luxurious life".
 
2012-08-01 01:54:20 PM

ManateeGag: she can't his the broad side of a barn. I say they duel, Burr/Hamilton style.


She couldn't even operate the bolt on a bolt-action rifle without help. She had to have her father do it for her.
 
2012-08-01 01:55:16 PM

CorporatePerson: She always comes off sounding like a petty high school mean girl.


And by all accounts of people who knew her in high school that's exactly was she was.

As to the rest of it:

FTA: "he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written..."

Dear Sarah,

I hate to break it to you but it was painfully obvious to even a casual observer that you were never properly vetted. It really didn't take any research into the circumstances of your selection or even admissions from your own staff verifying this. It was obvious regardless. But I don't blame you for it. It wasn't your fault that someone else didn't do their homework when they selected you.
 
2012-08-01 01:58:15 PM
It would be interesting to diagram that sentence while stoned
 
2012-08-01 01:59:10 PM

CorporatePerson: Car_Ramrod: What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up.

It's right winger thing. I have a facebook friend who not only uses "lamestream media" unironically, but she'll only refer to the individual news outlets by their derpy right wing nicknames. She won't read the New York Slimes or watch Communist News Network or MSLSD (or MSDNC).

And it's not just an old white guy thing. She's a 24 year old law student.


Young Republican women creep me the f*ck out.
 
2012-08-01 02:00:02 PM
STOP using the god damn "lamestream media" phrase. That's how an elementary school kid argue. It doesn't really make you revolutionary.
 
2012-08-01 02:02:12 PM
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2012-08-01 02:02:38 PM

unlikely: FTFA: "Seeing as how Dick - excuse me, Vice President Cheney - never misfires, then evidently he's quite convinced that what he had evidently read about me by the lamestream media, having been written, what I believe is a false narrative over the last four years, evidently Dick Cheney believed that stuff and that's a shame,"

Wow.

Wow.

I mean seriously. Wow.


Yeah, talk about a word salad, I read it 3 times to make sure it wasn't just me...

Funny thing is, from what I hear, Palin's lucky she even knows which end of the gun to point away from her. The hunting guide on her TV show had to totally babysit her, apparently.
 
2012-08-01 02:04:04 PM

CorporatePerson: Car_Ramrod: What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up.

It's right winger thing. I have a facebook friend who not only uses "lamestream media" unironically, but she'll only refer to the individual news outlets by their derpy right wing nicknames. She won't read the New York Slimes or watch Communist News Network or MSLSD (or MSDNC).

And it's not just an old white guy thing. She's a 24 year old law student.


Is she going for her GED?
 
2012-08-01 02:04:26 PM

Masso: STOP using the god damn "lamestream media" phrase. That's how an elementary school kid argue. It doesn't really make you revolutionary.


She's still mad that hard hitting journalist Katie Couric made her look like an idiot by asking, in essence "What do you read?"
 
2012-08-01 02:04:37 PM

In a hypothetical decision between Palin and Cheney (as in, "you must vote for one or I'll pull this trigger"), I'd take Cheney.

Look, I already know he's a borderline sadist, an awful diplomat, and an eight-cylinder sonofab*tch. But here's the important distinction. Are you ready?

Dick Cheney is not retarded.


That makes the decision easy for me. We shouldn't vote for retards. It's a trend that must be stopped if this country is going to survive the next wave of Palin-Americans.

/or I'd just tell you to pull the trigger
 
2012-08-01 02:09:00 PM

Mugato: saying the former vice president was being influenced by the "lamestream media."

People who use puns like that and then continually use them not once but throughout their entire discourse, that's like... I don't know, if there was a rings of hell setup as far as wit is concerned, it would be several rings below Jay Leno and Dane Cook. Maybe a ring or two below Gallagher smashing a watermelon for laughs.

....no I'm not defending Dick Cheney here. I think both of them should be put into Thunderdome and Tina Turner should shoot the winner.


I would pay $69.95 to watch this on pay-per-view.
 
2012-08-01 02:17:58 PM

hubiestubert: Bless her poor, dear, sweet heart...

She tries so very hard.


Yeah, but she's evil, so it's like Blackadder without the clever writing or English wit.
 
2012-08-01 02:19:13 PM

bujin: Citrate1007: Palin needs new platitudes to derp about, the ones she is still using are as old and dry as her va-jay-jay.

I hate her as much as the next guy, but I'd be willing to take one for the team and test the "dry va-jay-jay" hypothesis.


Well, she wasn't above a college romp with a future NBA player....
 
2012-08-01 02:23:02 PM

Kome: CorporatePerson: Car_Ramrod: What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up.

It's right winger thing. I have a facebook friend who not only uses "lamestream media" unironically, but she'll only refer to the individual news outlets by their derpy right wing nicknames. She won't read the New York Slimes or watch Communist News Network or MSLSD (or MSDNC).

And it's not just an old white guy thing. She's a 24 year old law student.

Is she going for her GED?


Nah, she's actually pretty smart. She was valedictorian of our high school and graduated with high honors from a fairly reputable university. She even voted for Obama as undergrad. Then she came home and learned the truth about how Obama's a Marxist driven to destroy the country by his unrelenting hatred for white people.

She's super Catholic, so that might have something to do with it. Still, it's kind of funny to see someone go from voting for Obama to listening to Michael Savage because Rush is just too liberal.
 
2012-08-01 02:24:28 PM
McCain himself pushed back on Monday, saying he was proud of Palin and what the pair accomplished four years ago.

What accomplishment was that? Electing the first African-American president? Or was it shoring up the extremist elements of the GOP?
 
2012-08-01 02:37:23 PM

CorporatePerson: Kome: CorporatePerson: Car_Ramrod: What kind of adult uses a phrase like "lamestream media" in earnest? I mean, honestly, grow up.

It's right winger thing. I have a facebook friend who not only uses "lamestream media" unironically, but she'll only refer to the individual news outlets by their derpy right wing nicknames. She won't read the New York Slimes or watch Communist News Network or MSLSD (or MSDNC).

And it's not just an old white guy thing. She's a 24 year old law student.

Is she going for her GED?

Nah, she's actually pretty smart. She was valedictorian of our high school and graduated with high honors from a fairly reputable university. She even voted for Obama as undergrad. Then she came home and learned the truth about how Obama's a Marxist driven to destroy the country by his unrelenting hatred for white people.

She's super Catholic, so that might have something to do with it. Still, it's kind of funny to see someone go from voting for Obama to listening to Michael Savage because Rush is just too liberal.


This entire scenario just doesn't make any goddamn sense.
 
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