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(CNN)   Now that John Pike, the campus pepper-spray cop is looking for work, suggest some new options   (cnn.com) divider line 117
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2012-08-01 12:16:12 PM  
Butt plug quality tester? He seems like an asshole.
 
2012-08-01 12:19:42 PM  
Jizz mopper at the Rmoney mansions
 
2012-08-01 12:31:24 PM  
Cosmetics testing lab animal.
 
2012-08-01 12:36:22 PM  
I vote for fighting the demons of hell on Mars

www.halolz.com
 
2012-08-01 12:43:19 PM  
www.handy-can.net
 
2012-08-01 01:03:39 PM  
Why did it take so long?
 
2012-08-01 01:05:22 PM  
Sensitivity trainer

/Encounter Groups of Cleveland?
 
2012-08-01 01:05:55 PM  
He could work at Olive Garden. What is it with those cheese graters?
 
2012-08-01 01:05:57 PM  

FrancoFile: Sensitivity trainer

/Encounter Groups of Cleveland?


lulz

Very nice. :-D
 
2012-08-01 01:05:57 PM  
He should be a regular on FoxNews.
 
2012-08-01 01:06:44 PM  
He can be my biatch.
 
2012-08-01 01:07:00 PM  
Spray insulation installer.
 
2012-08-01 01:08:54 PM  
There's always the exciting world of asbestos abatement. If he's a real badass he can opt out of using a respirator!
 
2012-08-01 01:09:02 PM  
cdn.smosh.com

cdn.smosh.com
 
2012-08-01 01:09:47 PM  
Uh, dying in a fire eyeballs first?
 
2012-08-01 01:09:59 PM  
Mall Security.

He's earned it.
 
2012-08-01 01:10:10 PM  
Easy reach:
Graffiti artist
Auto body paint booth
Pest control technician

Stretch:
Production assistant on Man vs Food
Crop Duster
 
2012-08-01 01:10:18 PM  
Pepper Spray Quality Assurance Tester.

Repeated sprays in the eyes 8am-5pm, M-F.
 
2012-08-01 01:10:20 PM  
Seems like Colorado could use some hair-trigger security guards....
 
2012-08-01 01:10:28 PM  
Assistant crack whore
 
2012-08-01 01:10:38 PM  
I think he'd make GM or Ford a wonderful crash dummy
 
2012-08-01 01:11:24 PM  
Please, please, please tell me that he will not be getting a pension.
 
2012-08-01 01:11:46 PM  
Fark mod


/jk
 
2012-08-01 01:12:05 PM  
There are construction sites that need to be guarded at night.
 
2012-08-01 01:12:39 PM  

Jebus Slaves: Assistant crack whore


t3.gstatic.com

Sees what you did there
 
2012-08-01 01:15:32 PM  
He could maintain/operate red-light and speed cameras. It is the only occupation where he could increase his douchiness.
 
2012-08-01 01:18:00 PM  
Anaheim Police Chief?
 
2012-08-01 01:18:03 PM  
Perfume biatch at the cosmetics counter in the mall.
 
2012-08-01 01:18:40 PM  
Salad tosser at Folsom.
 
2012-08-01 01:18:47 PM  
TSA is always hiring.
 
2012-08-01 01:19:49 PM  
School-bus monitor in the upper state of NY?
 
2012-08-01 01:21:21 PM  
Honorary member of the Black Panther Party? So he can protect a voting location and pepper spray guard against folks trying to vote Republican this November?

i1180.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-01 01:21:38 PM  
Send him to the BATF, they like people like that.
 
2012-08-01 01:22:34 PM  
porn star... bukkake specialist (he seems to get off on spraying people in the face).
 
2012-08-01 01:23:10 PM  
"Fresh cracked pepper, sir?"

image.shutterstock.com
 
2012-08-01 01:23:41 PM  
s17.postimage.org
 
2012-08-01 01:24:16 PM  
Damn you, sir!
 
2012-08-01 01:25:00 PM  
Why was this guy not charged with a couple dozen counts of assault? And why did it take a year or more to get canned? Is there any possible explanation that would make pepper spraying a couple people who were of no immediate threat? Someone needs to organize a posse.
 
2012-08-01 01:28:26 PM  
Elephant urologist.
 
2012-08-01 01:30:31 PM  
www.dalegoodwin.com
 
2012-08-01 01:31:19 PM  
Human POS?

/and I don't mean point-of-sale
 
2012-08-01 01:32:12 PM  
Police Officer should be his job now and until HE retires or chooses something else.
He shouldn't have to look for another job because some lazy, punk, unemployed, sheeple, members of the taker class can't follow simple instructions or due to those same stinkhippies lack of respect for a law officer.
Just like the dumbocrats to think taking a police officer off the streets will somehow make the streets safer. Or causing someone to lose a job in this economy that elitest obama hasn't come close to fixing in over 3 years. Will somehow pay the taxes for the liberals tax money give aways for votes scheme.
 
2012-08-01 01:32:44 PM  
Scorn Magnet?
 
2012-08-01 01:33:08 PM  
Penn State security.
 
2012-08-01 01:33:40 PM  
"We can confirm he is no longer employed as of today ... but we cannot confirm anything else because of privacy guidelines,"

It's a public servant that worked for a public school, why are there privacy guidelines for this?
 
2012-08-01 01:33:45 PM  

FrancoFile: Sensitivity trainer

/Encounter Groups of Cleveland?


Yeah. I don't Senator in his future.
 
2012-08-01 01:37:03 PM  

drworm: "We can confirm he is no longer employed as of today ... but we cannot confirm anything else because of privacy guidelines,"

It's a public servant that worked for a public school, why are there privacy guidelines for this?


He is still a private citizen. It makes no difference that he worked for a public institution. Had they disclosed that they had fired him, they would have had a law suite by the end of the week.
 
2012-08-01 01:37:32 PM  
Rocket engine lighter...

Yeah, that should solve the problem.
 
2012-08-01 01:37:37 PM  

drworm: "We can confirm he is no longer employed as of today ... but we cannot confirm anything else because of privacy guidelines,"

It's a public servant that worked for a public school, why are there privacy guidelines for this?


People are paranoid in general to tell reporters anything.
 
2012-08-01 01:38:06 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
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