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(Web Pro News)   Google buys Mark Zuckerberg's sister. The battle for internet supremacy has moved to another level   (webpronews.com) divider line 20
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2012-08-01 11:08:51 AM  
She's rather hot. I'm surprised.
 
2012-08-01 11:25:29 AM  
does she have any qualifications beyond being mark zuckerberg's sister?
 
2012-08-01 11:25:54 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: She's rather hot. I'm surprised.


Hmm... Sort of want..
 
2012-08-01 11:44:44 AM  

Grapple: BarkingUnicorn: She's rather hot. I'm surprised.

Hmm... Sort of want..


I think shes pretty cute. Not hot but def cute.
 
2012-08-01 11:46:22 AM  
Google: How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Google: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!
 
2012-08-01 11:59:31 AM  
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There's a few extra apostrophes, subby. Take one.
 
2012-08-01 12:02:25 PM  
I'd zucker.
 
2012-08-01 12:07:13 PM  

doublesecretprobation: does she have any qualifications beyond being mark zuckerberg's sister?


Umm, they bought Wildfire, the company she works for, not her. Shes a product manager there, I assume she has some qualifications.
 
2012-08-01 12:15:41 PM  

doublesecretprobation: does she have any qualifications beyond being mark zuckerberg's sister?


Not really.

/listened to her at two separate conferences and mingled with her at a few industry parties
//was not very knowledgable on the subject matter
 
2012-08-01 12:39:22 PM  
This sounds like a dick move from a 90's movie.

Boy's Rival threatens and bullies Boy. Boy bests Rival in class and track. Rival dates and screws Boy's Sister.
 
2012-08-01 01:40:00 PM  

sure haven't: ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ' ''''''''

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There's a few extra apostrophes, subby. Take one.


I think it's more telling that Mark Zuckerberg(')s Sister is a proper noun.

She should go full Dwayne Johnson and refer to herself in the third person.
 
2012-08-01 02:18:23 PM  

FinFangFark: She should go full Dwayne Johnson and refer to herself in the third person.


The Zuck wants to know... do you like pie?
 
2012-08-01 03:36:10 PM  
BarkingUnicorn:


She's rather hot. I'm surprised.

I'd buy her too if I could afford it.
 
2012-08-01 03:57:53 PM  
I'd let her manage my product.

/runner up: I'd produce with her.
 
2012-08-01 04:54:27 PM  

brimed03: I'd let her manage my product.

/runner up: I'd produce with her.


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2012-08-01 05:03:34 PM  
Nice. How much?
 
2012-08-01 05:10:03 PM  
/she's gorgeous
//I'd hit it n' acquit it
 
2012-08-01 05:11:05 PM  
wait, wait...

I'd zucker her berg
 
2012-08-01 07:07:14 PM  

FinFangFark: brimed03: I'd let her manage my product.

/runner up: I'd produce with her.

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Thanks F^3 :)
 
2012-08-01 08:33:29 PM  
She's zuckable.
 
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