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(AZCentral)   Hottie special needs teacher has sexual relationship with 14 year old girl. And by hottie, I of course mean slightly wall-eyed and apparently raised up on that cornbread   (azcentral.com) divider line 91
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2012-08-01 09:55:46 AM  
she has that ever so slight "maybe i didn't think this all the way through" look.
 
2012-08-01 01:20:17 PM  
the 14-year-old is a student at Sonoran Sky Elementary School

Kind of old for an elementary school. Most end in 5th or 6th grade when kids are 11-12 years old.
 
2012-08-01 02:04:11 PM  
Thanks for the heads up subby. You're a class act... I clicked anyway.

meh
 
2012-08-01 02:04:18 PM  
If loving beans and cornbread is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
2012-08-01 02:04:22 PM  
It was a special needs kid, probably mentally disabled. hence the 14 yeras old in elementary school
 
2012-08-01 02:05:40 PM  
This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.
 
2012-08-01 02:06:01 PM  
Kaylward, the article said that the 14-year-old was "special needs" *wonders if there's much rug to munch at 14*
 
2012-08-01 02:06:33 PM  
I have done worse.
 
2012-08-01 02:06:42 PM  
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111!~!!#1!@

The hot meme is so funny. It's totally not over used at all. Keep greening them TF'ers!
You have nothing better to do anyway.
 
2012-08-01 02:06:52 PM  
I like that the Fark tags include "special needs," "sexual contact," and "corn bread." I would say that never before have all of these tags been found on one article, but this is Fark, so it's probably not even the first time this year that all of these tags have been found on one article.
 
2012-08-01 02:07:24 PM  

spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.


Yeah, but do your eyes smell of cheesy fish in the morning?
 
2012-08-01 02:07:49 PM  

spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.


Until you rub your eyes.
 
2012-08-01 02:09:14 PM  

spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.


Just a bit cockeyed
 
2012-08-01 02:09:56 PM  

Osomatic: I like that the Fark tags include "special needs," "sexual contact," and "corn bread." I would say that never before have all of these tags been found on one article, but this is Fark, so it's probably not even the first time this year that all of these tags have been found on one article.


We had one a few years back that inluded Incest, Sexting, and Donkey Porn.
 
2012-08-01 02:10:48 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.

Yeah, but do your eyes smell of cheesy fish in the morning?


They call him "Smeg-eyes".
 
2012-08-01 02:11:20 PM  
i.azcentral.com

"Hey kid, wanna /ss/?"
 
2012-08-01 02:12:33 PM  
I like em the cornbread
 
2012-08-01 02:14:18 PM  
I can't stop giggling at raised up on that cornbread.
 
2012-08-01 02:15:55 PM  
How many times did the mean lady touch you?
POTATO!!!
You sick bastard!
 
2012-08-01 02:15:58 PM  

spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.


So you have this problem when you become aroused?

skysurfer.com.au
 
2012-08-01 02:16:46 PM  

kvinesknows: I have done worse.


Same here. She's not as hideous as the headline led me to believe
 
2012-08-01 02:17:21 PM  

spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.


I'll put another keyboard on your tab. You magnificent bastard.
 
2012-08-01 02:17:47 PM  
This frumpy jello-bag and a 14-year old girl that's not right in the head 69-ing makes me a bit sick to my stomach.....yet strangely sweaty.


/it moved Jerry!
 
2012-08-01 02:18:06 PM  

kvinesknows: I have done worse.


Well f*ck you too. Don't ever call me again.
 
2012-08-01 02:18:28 PM  
At what point in one's career does one say fark it, I'll risk it all and put inerasable data on a drive and hand it to a mentally handicapped person who is under aged, and for the hell of it this data will prove I had or was planning to have relations with this mentally handicapped under aged person? I mean, you can't be 100% compus mentis when you do that.
 
2012-08-01 02:18:40 PM  

Meatschool: spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.

Just a bit cockeyed


Win.
 
2012-08-01 02:19:10 PM  
A special needs teacher at Sonoran Sky Elementary School in Glendale...

Why do they have "special need teachers"? Shouldn't they have regular teachers to teach the "special needs students"? And by "special needs" I mean "retards".
 
2012-08-01 02:19:26 PM  
Licking the ol' clam, eh?
 
2012-08-01 02:19:35 PM  
I like cornbread.
 
2012-08-01 02:19:50 PM  

tricycleracer: raised up on that cornbread


Yeah me too, that there's funny.
 
2012-08-01 02:20:03 PM  
I'll hit it
/With subby dick
 
2012-08-01 02:20:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: kvinesknows: I have done worse.

Well f*ck you too. Don't ever call me again.


next time use more makeup. And Maybe actually comb the hair?
 
2012-08-01 02:21:50 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-08-01 02:22:35 PM  
i.azcentral.com
Are you a wizard?
 
2012-08-01 02:26:56 PM  

kaylward: the 14-year-old is a student at Sonoran Sky Elementary School

Kind of old for an elementary school. Most end in 5th or 6th grade when kids are 11-12 years old.


Don't know if it's the case with the school in question, but in lots of places elementary schools are K-8.
 
2012-08-01 02:28:38 PM  
She was just providing special educational services. The class only lasted a few weeks,so she probably didn't have a chance to get to such topics as Donning a Strap-on or The Essence of Butch Couture in her lesson plan.
 
2012-08-01 02:28:54 PM  

abhorrent1: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!111!~!!#1!@

The hot meme is so funny. It's totally not over used at all. Keep greening them TF'ers!
You have nothing better to do anyway.


TF'ers don't green submissions. Admins do that.
 
2012-08-01 02:29:13 PM  
I of course mean slightly wall-eyed and apparently raised up on that cornbread

Well hell now, that makes me want to click it even more.


/clicka-clicka-clicka
 
2012-08-01 02:29:57 PM  

Meatschool: spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.

Just a bit cockeyed


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2012-08-01 02:31:36 PM  

spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.


Short. Sweet. To the point. A++++++ would LOL again
 
2012-08-01 02:35:47 PM  
Honestly I'd much rather this than the Special Needs teachers that are verbally or physically abusive to their students simply because they know they can't speak up for themselves.

/Son has special needs
//Luckily have only encountered excellent docs, therapists, and teachers
///He's only 4 with a long road to "catch up" ahead of him, so that could change :(
 
2012-08-01 02:36:09 PM  

JackieRabbit: She was just providing special educational services. The class only lasted a few weeks,so she probably didn't have a chance to get to such topics as Donning a Strap-on or The Essence of Butch Couture in her lesson plan.


"The Essence of Butch Couture" was the name of my high school punk rock band
 
2012-08-01 02:38:23 PM  

kvinesknows: I have done worse.


Me too. The alcohol lied.
 
2012-08-01 02:38:47 PM  
Well, we all know that this thread will become.


Cornbread porn thread.

3.bp.blogspot.com
(This one has bacon in it!).
 
2012-08-01 02:39:47 PM  

farkityfarker: kaylward: the 14-year-old is a student at Sonoran Sky Elementary School

Kind of old for an elementary school. Most end in 5th or 6th grade when kids are 11-12 years old.

Don't know if it's the case with the school in question, but in lots of places elementary schools are K-8.


Well that would make more sense then... I guess the middle school must have been phased out in some places.
 
2012-08-01 02:39:51 PM  
this is the first special needs lesbian pedophile story I've ever read. The internet is wonderful place.
 
2012-08-01 02:40:17 PM  
FTA: "The 14-year-old is a student at Sonoran Sky Elementary School in the Pendergast Pederast Elementary School District, police said."


What? No penis?
 
2012-08-01 02:41:39 PM  

tj614zu: this is the first special needs lesbian pedophile story I've ever read. The internet is wonderful place.



Don't all lesbian pedophiles have "special needs"?
 
2012-08-01 02:42:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: spentmiles: This headline hits a nerve with me. I was born without eyelids. Luckily, when they circumcised me, the doctors were able to make eyelids out of the foreskin. I guess I look pretty normal. That is all.

So you have this problem when you become aroused?

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His eyes get so dry every night he has a wet dream.
 
2012-08-01 02:42:53 PM  
I'd do her if I had special needs.
 
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