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(NBC News)   You know, being a millionaire gets you lots of things: fancy cars, big houses, and yachts, but NOT the ability to keep your wife's corpse locked away in your bedroom for months   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 67
    More: Sick, great house, Tetra Pak, British capital, corpses, bedrooms, Hans Kristian Rausing  
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2012-08-01 12:13:53 PM
I'm sure it was all just a big mix up.
 
2012-08-01 12:57:40 PM
Apparently it does, in fact, give you the ability to do that. Just not the right to do it.
 
2012-08-01 01:55:44 PM
Maybe she was tired and shagged out after a long squawk?
 
2012-08-01 02:30:49 PM
Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.
 
2012-08-01 02:31:19 PM

ourbigdumbmouth: I'm sure it was all just a big mix up.


kinda like Weekend at Bernies.
 
2012-08-01 02:33:03 PM
Bedroom?

That's what the sub-basement is for, dumbass...
 
2012-08-01 02:33:06 PM
It's weird how we find out about British news from NBC, and American news from the Daily Mail around here...
 
2012-08-01 02:33:16 PM
Well, she wasn't my wife, but it only cost me about ninety-five dollars at Home Depot.
 
2012-08-01 02:33:54 PM
FTFS: You know, being a millionaire gets you lots of things: fancy cars, big houses, and yachts, but NOT the ability to keep your wife's corpse locked away in your bedroom for months

They didn't have enough money. Now a billionaire on the other hand...
 
2012-08-01 02:34:08 PM

Albert911emt: Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.


I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I'm not going to Alcatraz!
 
2012-08-01 02:34:59 PM

gopher321: Maybe she was tired and shagged out after a long squawk?


Maybe she was tired and squawked out after a long shag?
 
2012-08-01 02:35:46 PM
Fine!

Then I don't want to be a millionaire!
 
2012-08-01 02:36:24 PM
People need to shop around for the best deals, that's all I'm saying.
 
2012-08-01 02:36:59 PM
There once was guy named Dave
who had a dead whore in his cave.
He must admit
it stunk like shiat
but think of all the money he saved!
 
2012-08-01 02:37:15 PM
Cocaine.

It's a helluva drug.

It's like Darwin for rich people.
 
2012-08-01 02:37:25 PM
Sounds like this guy hasn't had a coherent thought in a very long time. Too much money, man. For nuthin'!
 
2012-08-01 02:38:33 PM
Rich junkie problems.
 
2012-08-01 02:40:02 PM
If you are going to kill a biatch; don't do it on the cheap.
 
2012-08-01 02:41:47 PM
Great, more punishing of success. Thanks, Obama!
 
2012-08-01 02:42:38 PM
Rich people problems. They were caught smuggling crack and heroin into an Embassy. Charges dropped when they admitted guilt. Must be nice to admit to felony charges and be let off for being so upstanding.

Anyway from the fa: "Police discovered Eva Rausing's body in early July after her husband was stopped by police after driving erratically. It was found in a fly-filled room under a pile of clothing and garbage bags which had been taped together. "

How, just how? Was he driving the house?
 
2012-08-01 02:44:31 PM

Head_Shot: Cocaine. Heroin

It's a helluva drug.

It's like Darwin for rich people.


FTFY
 
2012-08-01 02:44:33 PM

swaxhog: Rich people problems. They were caught smuggling crack and heroin into an Embassy. Charges dropped when they admitted guilt. Must be nice to admit to felony charges and be let off for being so upstanding.

Anyway from the fa: "Police discovered Eva Rausing's body in early July after her husband was stopped by police after driving erratically. It was found in a fly-filled room under a pile of clothing and garbage bags which had been taped together. "

How, just how? Was he driving the house?


Yeah, I wondered that too...
 
2012-08-01 02:44:48 PM
Cocaine is a cracking pharmaceutical, old chap
 
2012-08-01 02:44:51 PM
Wait 'til they find his mother.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-01 02:51:43 PM
Hans Kristian's plea caps a tragic story of addiction and wealth.

See? The rich have it tough. Living large is all ABOUT tragedy.
Think about THAT while you're eating your Ramen and burritos, you selfish bastards!
 
2012-08-01 02:52:49 PM
what, no one has a farking chest freezer these days?
 
2012-08-01 02:53:45 PM
Perhaps he was just REALLY Buddhist?
 
2012-08-01 02:55:46 PM
Millions of dollars and yet they still managed to live the simple life of cocaine & heroin addicts, just as though they were on skid row complete with insanity and a badly decomposed loved one.
 
2012-08-01 02:57:00 PM
Anyone catch the subheading?

"Tragic story of addition"

Maybe she was addicted to math?
 
2012-08-01 03:01:30 PM

Head_Shot: swaxhog: Rich people problems. They were caught smuggling crack and heroin into an Embassy. Charges dropped when they admitted guilt. Must be nice to admit to felony charges and be let off for being so upstanding.

Anyway from the fa: "Police discovered Eva Rausing's body in early July after her husband was stopped by police after driving erratically. It was found in a fly-filled room under a pile of clothing and garbage bags which had been taped together. "

How, just how? Was he driving the house?

Yeah, I wondered that too...


I also wondered about that. That's some fine reporting.
 
2012-08-01 03:01:52 PM
Selfish greedy bastard! Imagine if he gave her a funeral, he could have created a lot of jobs!
 
2012-08-01 03:01:59 PM
I guess he read Stephen King's Under the Weather.
 
2012-08-01 03:02:23 PM

NutWrench: See? The rich have it tough. Living large is all ABOUT tragedy.
Think about THAT while you're eating your Ramen and burritos, you selfish bastards!


Who the hell can afford burritos nowadays?
 
2012-08-01 03:05:57 PM
Well then what's the point of being a millionaire?
 
2012-08-01 03:09:25 PM
Well you have to keep it refrigerated or it will start to smell. Duh!
 
2012-08-01 03:11:16 PM
ftfa: her husband and his friendly, bear-like countenance

¿que?
 
2012-08-01 03:11:19 PM

swaxhog: Rich people problems. They were caught smuggling crack and heroin into an Embassy. Charges dropped when they admitted guilt. Must be nice to admit to felony charges and be let off for being so upstanding.


That was the part that I took notice of. WTF, police.
 
2012-08-01 03:11:19 PM

br0g: Well then what's the point of being a millionaire?


I've always assumed wooing hordes of young women via expensive gifts, party invitations, boating expeditions and the like. Mostly, lots of easy sex.

That damned well better remain the case, or America deserves to fall.
 
2012-08-01 03:13:40 PM

wxboy: Apparently it does, in fact, give you the ability to do that. Just not the right to do it.


as apposed to having the right to remain silent but not the ability
content7.flixster.com
 
2012-08-01 03:17:56 PM

br0g: Well then what's the point of being a millionaire?


At least you can still get charges of drug smuggling and possession of "a sizeable [sic] amount of cocaine" dropped if you tell the cops you did it..
 
2012-08-01 03:25:47 PM

br0g: Well then what's the point of being a millionaire?


I think this guy probably has a good idea:
www.csicon.org
 
2012-08-01 03:32:25 PM
I forget the bame of the guy, but his house was known as The House of Blue Lights in Indianapolis. His estate is now a park off of Fall Creek Blvd on the northeast side. His wife died young and he couldn't face life without her but he did it right. He had her preserved corpse in a glass case on display and bathed the house constantly in blue light. It was on a hill so the blue lights were visible for quite a ways away. We were out there pulling invasive honeysuckle but a crew of convicts were elsewhere in the park removing foundation etc and over lunch breaks the IndyPark guy related the history of the property. The house itself was demolished years ago when the widower passed and his heirs donated the land to the city.

There is a right way and a wrong way to go about this. If ya got the money, you have legal options or can legitimately buy exemptions. No need for taped together garbage bags and hordes of flies.
 
2012-08-01 03:57:15 PM
FTFA: Tragic story of addition

Damn it, Math! Stop that!
 
2012-08-01 03:58:48 PM
No one mentions that the subtitle in the article states "The Tragic Story of Addition"?

What were they adding?!
 
2012-08-01 04:01:51 PM

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Head_Shot: swaxhog: Rich people problems. They were caught smuggling crack and heroin into an Embassy. Charges dropped when they admitted guilt. Must be nice to admit to felony charges and be let off for being so upstanding.

Anyway from the fa: "Police discovered Eva Rausing's body in early July after her husband was stopped by police after driving erratically. It was found in a fly-filled room under a pile of clothing and garbage bags which had been taped together. "

How, just how? Was he driving the house?

Yeah, I wondered that too...

I also wondered about that. That's some fine reporting.


Makes me think they were escorting him home rather than arrest him, because MONEY. Then one officer said 'what's that smell'? and it went downhill from there...
 
2012-08-01 04:31:50 PM

boffothesane: Anyone catch the subheading?

"Tragic story of addition"

Maybe she was addicted to math?


Just came here for that. Glad you found it, too.
 
2012-08-01 04:48:39 PM
This took me forever, because my computer is ancient and I couldn't get Capture Wiz to scroll down, but here you go... :-D

Interesting choice of ads, don't u think?

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-08-01 05:00:47 PM
You know, being a millionaire gets you lots of things: fancy cars, big houses, and yachts, but NOT the ability to keep your wife's corpse locked away in your bedroom for month

Actually, subby, the man obvious did have the ability to keep his wife's corpse locked away for months. Probably don't even have to be a millionaire to have that ability.
 
2012-08-01 05:01:42 PM
Why do rich people always need help hiding dead bodies? It is ridiculous..................... am I off topic?
 
2012-08-01 05:05:08 PM
He was going to make her the yachts prow.
 
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