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(BusinessWeek)   Candidate Romney seeking to introduce himself to American voters, affirming that the entity we've known so far actually is a robot   (businessweek.com) divider line 34
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2012-08-01 11:11:35 AM
100 days to develop a personality? Good luck.
 
2012-08-01 11:31:29 AM
now he wants to claim Mass as his accomplishment?

well lets see here- universal healthcare, assault weapan ban and the bottom of the barrel for job creation. good luck with that!
 
2012-08-01 11:36:02 AM

tlchwi02: now he wants to claim Mass as his accomplishment?


Yep. Nothing the Obama team can traction on there.

I SAID NOTHING!
 
2012-08-01 11:41:42 AM
The giveaway is how he opens every speech with "Hello World."
 
2012-08-01 11:58:03 AM
Subby has it backwards. They are replacing Romney with a robot, because it's the only way to make him likable.
 
2012-08-01 12:01:36 PM

Quasar: The giveaway is how he opens every speech with "Hello World PUNY HUMANS."




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2012-08-01 12:54:42 PM

Quasar: The giveaway is how he opens every speech with "Hello World."


And I view his idea to move the White House to Planet Kolob with suspicion.
 
2012-08-01 12:55:18 PM
Cal Meecham: [after German scientist comments on Mozart at dinner] What do you think of Mr. Mozart, Exeter?
Exeter: I'm afraid I don't know the chap.
Tom Servo: "I'm not an alien!"
Exeter: My mind must have been wandering. Your composer, of course.
Cal Meecham: *Our* composer - he belongs to the world!
Exeter: Yes, indeed.
Mike: "I'm not an alien."
Exeter: We won't start cracking the whip on Meecham until tomorrow.
Tom Servo: "Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm *not* an alien!"
 
2012-08-01 01:10:28 PM

tlchwi02: now he wants to claim Mass as his accomplishment?


Maybe he's a Higgs Boson.
 
2012-08-01 01:46:54 PM

FloydA: tlchwi02: now he wants to claim Mass as his accomplishment?

Maybe he's a Higgs Boson.


Ba-zinga!
 
2012-08-01 01:50:27 PM

FloydA: tlchwi02: now he wants to claim Mass as his accomplishment?

Maybe he's a Higgs Boson.


smart AND funny- Flawless Victory!
 
2012-08-01 01:50:52 PM
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2012-08-01 01:51:44 PM
"I got the chance to start my own business ... I went off to have the chance at running the Olympics in Salt Lake City in 2002"

Sorry Mitt, but the farking Olympics is not your personal business. Also the Olympics =/= running a farking country. Right now you have nothing but Bush Jr. economic advisors....we all know how that turned out the last time they were in charge.
 
2012-08-01 01:54:14 PM
"I got to start my own business"

(using daddy's money and, no, we don't want to talk about what the business did or when or what my actual position was at the business or when)

"I went off to have the chance at running the Olympics in Salt Lake City in 2002"

(but I was still on the payroll of the aforementioned business that we don't want to talk about and I'm certainly not showing anyone my taxes so that they can get any real sense of what I did and when I did it and for which companies)

"The real experience was in Massachusetts,"

(A state we're going to lose in the electoral college. We'd rather not talk about my job creation record in Mass. or the health care plan that I set up in Mass.)

Who is steering this ship and can he get his job on the Titanic back after the campaign?
 
2012-08-01 01:55:06 PM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Cal Meecham: [after German scientist comments on Mozart at dinner] What do you think of Mr. Mozart, Exeter?
Exeter: I'm afraid I don't know the chap.
Tom Servo: "I'm not an alien!"
Exeter: My mind must have been wandering. Your composer, of course.
Cal Meecham: *Our* composer - he belongs to the world!
Exeter: Yes, indeed.
Mike: "I'm not an alien."
Exeter: We won't start cracking the whip on Meecham until tomorrow.
Tom Servo: "Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm *not* an alien!"


LOL. Jesus lord, I quote this small exchange all the time. Most people have no idea.
 
2012-08-01 01:58:09 PM
I would love to know more about Mitt Romney. Let's start with his tax returns.
 
2012-08-01 01:58:18 PM
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2012-08-01 02:05:05 PM
Every time I hear him I speak -- about anything -- he sounds like a third-rate actor. I guess it's just too hard to fake sincerity.
 
2012-08-01 02:06:53 PM
Mitt Romney is a clown. Obama had to fight hard to beat Hillary in the primaries, because she's a hard-as-nails politician with a masterful campaign staff. Romney barely beat a pill-popping Texas cowboy, some dude on a book tour, and a guy named after frothy fecal discharge.

Here is a free clue, Romney. While you were dicking around in Europe, getting new nicknames from the british press, Obama was spending his time over on this side of the pond starting the introductions for you.

Romney's only chance is some type of major disaster in the next 100 days. otherwise, he's toast.
 
2012-08-01 02:17:08 PM
Republicans: We need someone with business experience like Mitt Romney to run the country.
Obama: How did that work out in Massachusetts?
Republicans: You suck.
 
2012-08-01 02:22:55 PM
Mitt Romney 2012: Needs more cowbell
 
2012-08-01 02:35:07 PM
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2012-08-01 02:42:45 PM

Esc7: God Is My Co-Pirate: Cal Meecham: [after German scientist comments on Mozart at dinner] What do you think of Mr. Mozart, Exeter?
Exeter: I'm afraid I don't know the chap.
Tom Servo: "I'm not an alien!"
Exeter: My mind must have been wandering. Your composer, of course.
Cal Meecham: *Our* composer - he belongs to the world!
Exeter: Yes, indeed.
Mike: "I'm not an alien."
Exeter: We won't start cracking the whip on Meecham until tomorrow.
Tom Servo: "Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat, and lay my eggs in your chest! But I'm *not* an alien!"

LOL. Jesus lord, I quote this small exchange all the time. Most people have no idea.


That whole movie is a mine for great quotes. Whenever Mr. Co-Pirate is working on the house,
I like to use "Science! Big men with screwdrivers turning things! and adjusting them!"
 
2012-08-01 02:49:19 PM
I got the chance to start my own business

What an entrepreneur. Turning massive inherited wealth into more massive wealth is very hard work. So hard that he doesn't want us to know how he did it.

The sad thing is that there are lots of poor people among whom this message will resonate positively.
 
2012-08-01 02:55:25 PM

farkityfarker: I got the chance to start my own business

What an entrepreneur. Turning massive inherited wealth into more massive wealth is very hard work. So hard that he doesn't want us to know how he did it.

The sad thing is that there are lots of poor people among whom this message will resonate positively.


To them, wealth is its own evidence. How you got it is an insignificant detail. Look at how people still revere Trump.

At least Romney didn't squander his inherited wealth.
 
2012-08-01 02:59:26 PM

janzee: [horrornews.net image 450x306]


Is that Tetsuo Iron Man?

What a strange farked up movie.
 
2012-08-01 03:58:35 PM
"I got the chance to start my own business ... I went off to have the chance at running the Olympics in Salt Lake City in 2002 ... The real experience was in Massachusetts," the former governor says in a new television commercial released Tuesday that features him on the campaign trail, in factories and with his wife, Ann, by his side. "I want to use those experiences to help Americans have a better future cut taxes for my wealthy friends."

FTFM.
 
2012-08-01 06:47:18 PM

Citrate1007: "I got the chance to start my own business ... I went off to have the chance at running the Olympics in Salt Lake City in 2002"

Sorry Mitt, but the farking Olympics is not your personal business. Also the Olympics =/= running a farking country. Right now you have nothing but Bush Jr. economic advisors....we all know how that turned out the last time they were in charge.


Bush Jr. ran the Texas Rangers and used it as an example of how he can relate to small business.

Just saying.
 
2012-08-01 10:26:02 PM
BEEP BOOP, SON. BEEP BOOP.
 
2012-08-02 01:02:32 AM
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2012-08-02 01:17:50 AM
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2012-08-02 09:16:26 AM
introducing himself... AGAIN?

That's the worst case of Alzheimers I've ever seen.
 
2012-08-02 10:50:47 AM
He's a man of wealth...and taste.
 
2012-08-02 12:43:22 PM

rjakobi: Bush Jr. ran the Texas Rangers and used it as an example of how he can relate to small business.


How did that work out?
 
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