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2012-08-01 08:52:40 AM
Yes, I clicked it. I was relieved when it was only a fifth grader mentally.
 
2012-08-01 08:54:17 AM
I'd pickler.
 
2012-08-01 09:41:09 AM
Gah! Those pics are awful, she's practically unrecognizable. I knew she'd had a boob job a while back, but there seems to be whole bunch more work done there. Not to mention probably a shiat ton of photoshopping.
 
2012-08-01 11:13:59 AM
Maxim. Not just for douchebags but #1 with douchebags.
 
2012-08-01 12:43:57 PM
Maybe I'm just dense, but I don't get the 5th grader reference. I know about the game show, but I don't know why it applies here.
 
2012-08-01 12:46:19 PM

Crewmannumber6: Maybe I'm just dense, but I don't get the 5th grader reference. I know about the game show, but I don't know why it applies here.


Maybe Subby was watching women's gymnastics. "She's 16? She looks 12."
 
2012-08-01 12:46:34 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-01 12:46:50 PM

Crewmannumber6: Maybe I'm just dense, but I don't get the 5th grader reference. I know about the game show, but I don't know why it applies here.


I guess you're not smarter than a fifth grader.
/jk
//Pickler was on a show called "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" where she was putting on her best performance as a ditzy blonde.
///She really isn't, it's all an act.
 
2012-08-01 12:48:47 PM

Crewmannumber6: Maybe I'm just dense, but I don't get the 5th grader reference. I know about the game show, but I don't know why it applies here.


I don't know how smart Kelly really is, but part of her charm is a combination of innocence and stupidity. And the fact that you want to fark her brains out.
 
2012-08-01 12:51:04 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Crewmannumber6: Maybe I'm just dense, but I don't get the 5th grader reference. I know about the game show, but I don't know why it applies here.

I guess you're not smarter than a fifth grader.
/jk
//Pickler was on a show called "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" where she was putting on her best performance as a ditzy blonde.
///She really isn't, it's all an act.


Sorry, Maury
i26.photobucket.com
I'm not a gymnast

don't watch that show. And as my grandfather used to say 'Never act stupid, you'll get plenty of chances to be genuine.'
 
2012-08-01 12:51:09 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 299x504]


This
/Shakes tiny fist
 
2012-08-01 12:55:42 PM
I wonder if she makes good pickles?
 
2012-08-01 12:58:44 PM
Are you bustier than an eighth (maybe ninth) grader?

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-01 12:59:46 PM

Surly U. Jest: I wonder if she makes good pickles?


She makes my pickle good...if you know what I mean........penis.
 
2012-08-01 01:08:44 PM

Wellon Dowd: Are you bustier than an eighth (maybe ninth) grader?

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]
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www.frugal-cafe.com
 
2012-08-01 01:10:06 PM

Wellon Dowd: Are you bustier than an eighth (maybe ninth) grader?

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]
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Back when I was in high school junior & senior girls were lucky if they were that filled out. Just another example of how kids these days have it so much better...
 
2012-08-01 01:18:09 PM

Brick-House: her charm is a combination of innocence and stupidity.


Yeah, right. Be careful around women dude.
 
2012-08-01 01:27:32 PM
I don't get the headline but for some reason, I approve of this link.
 
2012-08-01 01:40:04 PM
Clearly, the best way to celebrate the sacrifices of the armed forces is with a dullard.

Act my ass. She's a farking imbecile with no talent
 
2012-08-01 01:44:00 PM
needed the booby upgrade after her run on AI...

but I agree that she's had a lot of facial work done...I think it was the MLB All Star game where she sang the national anthem, her face look very odd...almost creepy.
 
2012-08-01 02:05:52 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Back when I was in high school junior & senior girls were lucky if they were that filled out. Just another example of how kids these days have it so much better...


You have to keep in mind that when we were that age, the technology didn't exist to take a picture and distribute unlimited copies of it to our peers instantaneously.

If it seems like there's a lot more hot jailbait out there now, it's only because you're seeing the best from all around the world, instead of just the hottest girls at your school.

/and because you're old and creepy.
 
2012-08-01 02:48:05 PM
Obligatory:
shirtstree.com
 
2012-08-01 02:51:36 PM

Wellon Dowd: Are you bustier than an eighth (maybe ninth) grader?


Any chance you get to post those, eh?

I will admit, though, I wondered if the headline referred to her...
 
2012-08-01 03:15:28 PM
this thread lacks Pickler's picklers
 
2012-08-01 03:21:24 PM
Maybe she could share some of that boobage with another American Idol alum that shares her first name.
 
2012-08-01 03:30:40 PM
Cute little blonde with a great body who can laugh at herself and seems to have a fun personality?
yep...she's terrible and way below you Farker's standards.
 
2012-08-01 03:33:26 PM

Sefton: Cute little blonde with a great body who can laugh at herself and seems to have a fun personality?
yep...she's terrible and way below you Farker's standards.


Meh, I'd still hit it at closing time.
 
2012-08-01 03:40:29 PM

Sefton: Cute little blonde with a great body who can laugh at herself and seems to have a fun personality?
yep...she's terrible and way below you Farker's standards.


I would bang the hell out of her.

I just think it's hilarious that she's some sort of country music superstar. She can't sing to save her life. Country Music fans listen with their eyes.

She's a very, very, bad singer - worse than most terrible Pop singers.
 
2012-08-01 03:46:10 PM
Maxim has an amazing knack for making hot women look like trashy skanks.

Because say what you will about her singing or intelligence, this is a one fine looking lady.

4.bp.blogspot.com

www.superphotospace.com

www.straitpinkie.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

How Maxim manages to make women like this look unappealing, I don't know.
 
2012-08-01 03:47:50 PM

zarberg: Maybe she could share some of that boobage with another American Idol alum that shares her first name.


She can buy her own just like this Kellie did.
 
2012-08-01 04:01:07 PM

FinFangFark: needed the booby upgrade after her run on AI...


No she did not.


Jeebus, have any of you who drool over implants been with a real woman?
 
2012-08-01 05:11:16 PM
Pickler
 
2012-08-01 05:52:02 PM

nakedcritic: Clearly, the best way to celebrate the sacrifices of the armed forces is with a dullard.

Act my ass. She's a farking imbecile with no talent


i.imgur.com
That was horrible
 
2012-08-01 05:59:42 PM
She arouses a patriotic fire in me,whoever she is....
 
2012-08-01 06:40:42 PM

Wellon Dowd: Are you bustier than an eighth (maybe ninth) grader?

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]
[i.imgur.com image 506x1024]


Don't forget 2 episodes of Modern Family tonight, if you aren't watching the Olympics.
 
2012-08-01 07:45:05 PM

shoegaze99: Maxim has an amazing knack for making hot women look like trashy skanks.

Because say what you will about her singing or intelligence, this is a one fine looking lady.











How Maxim manages to make women like this look unappealing, I don't know.


Does anyone read Maxim after about 10th grade?
 
2012-08-01 08:23:43 PM
So she's like the Courtney Stodden it's okay to like, or....?
 
2012-08-01 08:27:44 PM

Sultan Of Herf: Wellon Dowd: Are you bustier than an eighth (maybe ninth) grader?

[i.imgur.com image 500x494]
[i.imgur.com image 506x1024]

Back when I was in high school junior & senior girls were lucky if they were that filled out. Just another example of how kids these days have it so much better...


It's all the steroids that cows are being fed.
 
2012-08-01 10:38:24 PM

shoegaze99: Maxim has an amazing knack for making hot women look like trashy skanks.

Because say what you will about her singing or intelligence, this is a one fine looking lady.


Maybe with a team of stylists (above) or with Photoshop techs working overtime (in Maxim). Because here's reality. Nothing wrong with her, just, it's real life:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-02 06:44:50 AM

Scrotastic Method:
Maybe with a team of stylists (above) or with Photoshop techs working overtime (in Maxim). Because here's reality. Nothing wrong with her, just, it's real life:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 444x599]



Dear God! She looks like Helen Mirren's spinster aunt.
 
2012-08-02 08:16:56 AM

nakedcritic: Clearly, the best way to celebrate the sacrifices of the armed forces is with a dullard.

Act my ass. She's a farking imbecile with no talent


Oh wow. That dumbfounded look on her face was fantastic.

And she looked so much better in that video than the photoshoot here.
 
2012-08-02 08:49:12 AM

Scrotastic Method: Because here's reality. Nothing wrong with her, just, it's real life:


Not entirely sure what point you're trying to make. She looks great.
 
2012-08-02 11:11:31 AM

shoegaze99: Scrotastic Method: Because here's reality. Nothing wrong with her, just, it's real life:

Not entirely sure what point you're trying to make. She looks great.


Sure, after some surguries and the liberal application of make-up, I guess she looks good. Without all that help? Not so much

img407.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-02 11:17:49 AM

Persnickety: Without all that help? Not so much


Looks like an attractive college girl without makeup. Dunno, is that supposed to be a problem or something?
 
2012-08-02 11:31:38 AM

nakedcritic: Clearly, the best way to celebrate the sacrifices of the armed forces is with a dullard.

Act my ass. She's a farking imbecile with no talent



*Facepalm* This had to have been staged. Right? Right?

/Good God she's THAT ignorant?
 
2012-08-02 11:58:57 AM

Apos: nakedcritic: Clearly, the best way to celebrate the sacrifices of the armed forces is with a dullard.

Act my ass. She's a farking imbecile with no talent


*Facepalm* This had to have been staged. Right? Right?

/Good God she's THAT ignorant?


Yes. And proud of it. And millions of Americans are proud of her for not knowing, because why should she?
 
2012-08-02 12:45:45 PM

nakedcritic: Apos: nakedcritic: Clearly, the best way to celebrate the sacrifices of the armed forces is with a dullard.

Act my ass. She's a farking imbecile with no talent


*Facepalm* This had to have been staged. Right? Right?

/Good God she's THAT ignorant?

Yes. And proud of it. And millions of Americans are proud of her for not knowing, because why should she?


I....can't even find the words to properly convey my disgust.
 
2012-08-02 02:33:40 PM

Apos: /Good God she's THAT ignorant?

Yes. And proud of it. And millions of Americans are proud of her for not knowing, because why should she?

I....can't even find the words to properly convey my disgust.



I could see it if she had a brain fart and identified Budapest as the capital of another Central/Eastern European country -- especially Romania, since Budapest sounds an awful lot like Bucharest -- and it's hot up on stage with those lights and she's rightly afraid of looking stupid. But the "I thought Europe is a country," or "Hungry [sic] is a country?! I've heard of Turkey," and guessing that Budapest is the capital of France -- farking France for fark sake -- I just sat here, mouth agape, wishing I had a crematory oven into which to summarily cast her.* France? Seriously? Even a chuckle-headed hillbilly trailer tramp like her must have heard of Paris (the one in France, that is).

*As a Heeb, I can say that, like the coloureds can use that word that is verbotten for the rest of us.
 
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