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(Yahoo)   Arnold Schwarzenegger turns 65, celebrates by hiring a housekeeper to actually clean his house   (ca.omg.yahoo.com) divider line 16
    More: Interesting, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno, Canadian olympics, 2012 in video gaming, Governor of California, Maria Shriver, Michael Cera, Expendables  
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2012-08-01 12:53:22 PM  
house, temple, it's all the same.
 
2012-08-01 12:58:25 PM  
Is it me or is that housekeeper he go pregnant the ugliest thing ever?
 
2012-08-01 01:09:57 PM  
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/and then they both smile, knowingly
 
2012-08-01 01:10:23 PM  
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What about diamonds and gold, is that what he keeps in his mouth?
 
2012-08-01 01:19:12 PM  
Schwarzenegger threw his hat in the ring by announcing his candidacy on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" where he was supposed to be promoting "Terminator 3." He later revealed his plan was to just make the announcement for laughs, but - what do you know? - people took him seriously, seriously enough that he ran. Seriously enough that he actually won. "I thought about it but decided I wasn't going to do it," he said in a Vanity Fair interview last year. But he decided on the ride over the studio that he'd say he was running, just as a goof. "I just thought, This will freak everyone out. It'll be so funny. I'll announce that I am running. I told Leno I was running. And two months later I was governor. What the f*** is that?"

I didn't realize is was quite THAT fast.
 
2012-08-01 01:49:55 PM  
I fully appreciate the irony that the greatest guy movie moment ever is the "shopping" scene from Commando.
 
2012-08-01 02:01:46 PM  

Eternal Virgin: Is it me or is that housekeeper he go pregnant the ugliest thing ever?


Wasn't it 14 or 15 years ago? Maybe she looked better then.
 
2012-08-01 02:01:57 PM  

grinding_journalist: [i830.photobucket.com image 320x240]

What about diamonds and gold, is that what he keeps in his mouth?


Is that his wife, his girlfriend, or just his maaaaaaaaaaaaaaid biatch?
 
2012-08-01 02:10:04 PM  
I thought she was required to clean his pipe too.
 
2012-08-01 02:37:58 PM  
"Cum with me if you want to live."
 
2012-08-01 03:15:58 PM  

unicron702: I fully appreciate the irony that the greatest guy movie moment ever is the "shopping" scene from Commando.


Everything about Commando is male awesomeness. Its as if they set out to make the perfect "guy" movie and then exceeded all expectations.
 
2012-08-01 08:30:40 PM  

Rann Xerox: "Cum with me if you want to live."


We have a winner

Last one out hit the lights
 
2012-08-01 10:21:11 PM  

The Billdozer: unicron702: I fully appreciate the irony that the greatest guy movie moment ever is the "shopping" scene from Commando.

Everything about Commando is male awesomeness. Its as if they set out to make the perfect "guy" movie and then exceeded all expectations.


The quick scene of him gearing up is awesome,too. You usually don't see them showing the extra ammo and gear, really made the scene to see him strut off with about two hundred pounds of equipment on.
 
2012-08-02 11:38:42 AM  

Eternal Virgin: Is it me or is that housekeeper he go pregnant the ugliest thing ever?


Not just you. She's a buttereverything.
 
2012-08-03 08:38:15 AM  
My advice to Arnold is just fark them. Don't marry them.
 
2012-08-04 02:30:45 AM  
douchewitz shiatz where he eats

never a smart move
 
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