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Harry Freakstorm		2012-08-01 09:44:18 AM

3 votes:

Should follow the local Video Store ads.

Now Hiring Managers! Al-Qaida continues to grow and has excellent management opportunities for you. If you are an idealist, strong in the Muslim faith and can take a bullet, Al-Qaida wants to talk to you. We offer paid days off, explosive vest clothing allowance and excellent survivor benefits! We'll be conducting interviews this week at the Airport Ramada (Ramadan hours). Must bring photo ID and proof of dedication to the Islamic Way.

ChipNASA		2012-08-01 09:45:13 AM

2 votes:

King Something		2012-08-01 09:40:33 AM

2 votes:

To be fair, it is a number two job.

MAYORBOB		2012-08-01 11:25:46 AM

1 votes:

Rich Cream: Just how do you make your mind believe that an invented group of anarchistic and savage peoples have a formal hierarchy and organizational plan?

2.bp.blogspot.com

LOOK INTO MY EYES AND ASK THAT AGAIN.

dittybopper		2012-08-01 10:58:51 AM

1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: CLIMATOLOGISTS HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You're really bringing the thunder.

To be fair, climatologists are either all white trash women with big hair one step out of a trailer park, or gay men. Unless they specialize in nails, in which case they are Asian.

MAYORBOB		2012-08-01 10:45:35 AM

1 votes:

Does al-Qaida have any number twos that look like this (NSFW)?

Gaseous Anomaly		2012-08-01 10:21:29 AM

1 votes:

machoprogrammer: morans here don't realize the difference between Al Qaeda in Iraq and Al Qaeda.

Splitters!

MrEricSir		2012-08-01 10:09:33 AM

1 votes:

The problem is that most of the people who would want the job are true believers -- and those are the people who would fail at such a job. Guess what? You're imaginary superhero friend isn't going to sweep in and save you from a bullet, just like the last 10 guys who had your job.

What you need are manipulative types who know how to use the true believers, but secretly beat off to porn, smoke pot, and eat at Pizza Hut.

THE GREAT NAME		2012-08-01 09:53:12 AM

1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: THE GREAT NAME: Why don't they hire some climatologists? The shared hatred of western society, freedom, progress and democracy would make them a shoe-in. Climatologists demolished the scientific process just as surely as Al-Quida demolished WTC.

You're terrible at this.

You know perfectly well that I'm very, very good at this. Now go whining to the mods.

THE GREAT NAME		2012-08-01 09:41:57 AM

1 votes:

Why don't they hire some climatologists? The shared hatred of western society, freedom, progress and democracy would make them a shoe-in. Climatologists demolished the scientific process just as surely as Al-Quida demolished WTC.

Rapmaster2000		2012-08-01 09:40:47 AM

1 votes:

Number 1, I order you to go take a number 2.

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