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(Myrtle Beach Online)   News: Man arrested for stealing condoms from Wal-Mart. Fark: He also stole batting gloves, which takes the practice of performing safe masturbation to a whole new level   (myrtlebeachonline.com) divider line 24
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2012-08-01 09:51:03 AM  
He's way off base.
 
2012-08-01 09:54:19 AM  
Maybe he bats a thousand
 
2012-08-01 09:55:12 AM  
He was just trying to get some strange.
 
2012-08-01 09:55:25 AM  
Safe batter
 
2012-08-01 09:55:32 AM  
Don't they always say to think of baseball to last longer?
 
2012-08-01 09:55:55 AM  
Any socks? They have some cheap socks.
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2012-08-01 09:56:03 AM  
SAA Wing batterbatterbatter
 
2012-08-01 09:56:43 AM  
He'll be corked when he does his jail time.
 
2012-08-01 09:57:18 AM  
I think Augustine of Hippo said it best. "Sex is like ice diving (Scuba diving under the ice). It requires training, practice and a lot of uncomfortable clothing but is ultimately rewarding." -O.C. Bible

I think this young man just needs more experience.
 
2012-08-01 09:58:25 AM  
so he's taking things he thinks have no value?

why you taking them if they have no value
DOES NOT COMPUTE
 
2012-08-01 09:58:27 AM  
Must not be that much news in that part of the country
 
2012-08-01 10:02:36 AM  
masturbation .... always score.
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With Masturbation, I bat 1000 !
 
2012-08-01 10:10:24 AM  
Damn. Mines not big enough to need batting gloves. Do they make batting 1finger covers?
 
2012-08-01 10:11:19 AM  

kroonermanblack: Damn. Mines not big enough to need batting gloves. Do they make batting 1finger covers?


They are called finger cots... I know them well :-)
 
2012-08-01 10:11:41 AM  
GOD DAMN WAR ON MEN.

Why is he forced to shoplift, why does he not get his protection for free. Liberal war on men continues.
 
2012-08-01 10:12:59 AM  

MyRandomName: GOD DAMN WAR ON MEN.

Why is he forced to shoplift, why does he not get his protection for free. Liberal war on men continues.


if he can have sex why can't i? outrage!
 
2012-08-01 10:27:14 AM  
The screenshot of Woody Allen above reminded me that masturbation is defined as sex with someone you truly love.
 
2012-08-01 10:28:21 AM  
I WILL GIVE YOU CONDOMS PROVIDED YOU USE THEM.

Or a vasectomy.
 
2012-08-01 10:39:44 AM  
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2012-08-01 10:55:52 AM  
if we can't legally sterilize the the "idiocracy" population, at least let them steal condoms. Maybe it will give humankind a slim chance.
 
2012-08-01 11:06:04 AM  
Looks like someone got caught stealing part of his rape kit to me....They need to watch this guy!
 
2012-08-01 11:18:34 AM  

drg8r: kroonermanblack: Damn. Mines not big enough to need batting gloves. Do they make batting 1finger covers?

They are called finger cots... I know them well :-)


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2012-08-01 11:50:16 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: so he's taking things he thinks have no value?

why you taking them if they have no value
DOES NOT COMPUTE


People steal condoms all the time. One of the most popular theft items for males 14-30.
 
2012-08-01 12:35:55 PM  
Well, can you blame him?

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