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(Colorado Daily)   After putting your best move on a girl and getting rejected do you (a) strut back to the boys and say she is not your type (b) hit on the girl standing next to her or (c) drop trou and pee on her leg   (coloradodaily.com) divider line 106
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2012-08-01 06:40:10 AM
Baliff, whack his pee pee.
 
2012-08-01 06:55:02 AM
The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.
 
2012-08-01 07:12:04 AM
This is disgusting!

Everyone knows the man is supposed to drink the woman's urine to find out if she's in estrus. Then chase her relentlessly until she submits to kinky giraffe sex.
 
2012-08-01 07:20:51 AM
Colorado, what happened? You used to be cool. John Denver wrote songs about you. Now you have mass murders in schools, cinemas, and women get peed on in bars...
 
2012-08-01 07:22:20 AM
I usually get some advice from the fellas down at the Gas 'n Sip.
 
2012-08-01 07:27:11 AM
Another dog tries to mark his territory.
 
2012-08-01 07:39:53 AM
i.imgur.com
Don't pee on my leg and tell me that it's raining!
 
2012-08-01 07:51:35 AM
...came up behind her and put his arm around her. The woman turned around and said, "Um, really?,"

That sounds like a "yes" to me.
 
2012-08-01 07:54:59 AM
The guy is a studmuffin and the girl obviously has no idea how lucky she is that he chose her to pee on. What a biatch.
 
2012-08-01 07:55:43 AM
Girls love a man with confidence.
 
2012-08-01 07:57:08 AM
C sounds reasonable. Chicks love alpha dogs.
 
2012-08-01 07:57:55 AM
A jellyfish attacked her and he saved her life. She thanks him by pressing charges? Typical.
 
2012-08-01 07:58:23 AM
Pfft.. that works for me all the time.
 
2012-08-01 08:01:37 AM

Candygram4Mongo: Colorado, what happened? You used to be cool. John Denver wrote songs about you...

annnnnnnnnd you lost me right there...

came here to say he was just asserting his dominance, hell give him credit for not taking a dump in her shoes.
 
2012-08-01 08:01:53 AM
Alpha as fark!

/and incredibly disgusting
 
2012-08-01 08:02:27 AM
I figure if you piss on enough women at the bar, eventually you find one that's in to it.
 
2012-08-01 08:03:44 AM
He was simply spraying her with his pheromones. Ten more seconds and she would not be able to keep her hands off him. Trust me, as a long term pheromonicker, it paez to pee.
 
2012-08-01 08:05:13 AM
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2012-08-01 08:05:21 AM
Dude, trust me, you're going to have to pay extra for that...
 
2012-08-01 08:05:38 AM
I pick C. C is always the right answer.
 
2012-08-01 08:05:57 AM

EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight


Bars close at midnight where you live? No wonder you're so angry all the time.
 
2012-08-01 08:06:06 AM
WWMFD?

/ What Would MurderFace Do?
 
2012-08-01 08:06:56 AM
But what if that is your best move?
 
2012-08-01 08:07:16 AM
C, then B.

/worth a shot
 
2012-08-01 08:07:22 AM

EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.


Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.
 
2012-08-01 08:08:57 AM
Worked for Ray J with Kimmy Cakes.
 
2012-08-01 08:11:39 AM
What happened to telling everybody she's a lesbian? I thought that's what you're supposed to do when rejected.
 
2012-08-01 08:11:44 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.


In some places; they have to stop searving at midnight on Sunday; but the rest of the week it's 2am.
 
2012-08-01 08:16:50 AM

iheartscotch: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

In some places; they have to stop searving at midnight on Sunday; but the rest of the week it's 2am.


Should have just gone with "the eleventh hour".
 
2012-08-01 08:20:50 AM
Guess he took her literally when she told him to piss off......
 
2012-08-01 08:23:33 AM
Ahh yes kids in love...
 
2012-08-01 08:23:35 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Baliff, whack his pee pee.


Donninone
 
2012-08-01 08:23:45 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Baliff, whack his pee pee.


Oh shiat; the bailiff is going to whack off that guy's pee pee.

/ .....wait, what?
 
2012-08-01 08:25:51 AM
 
2012-08-01 08:26:37 AM
Hey, some people pay for that.
 
2012-08-01 08:32:01 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Worked for Ray J with Kimmy Cakes.


*fist bump*

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2012-08-01 08:34:29 AM
oh yea
 
2012-08-01 08:35:01 AM

EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar.


In the early 80s the motto of the Texas Tech rugby team was "Go ugly early and avoid the rush".
 
2012-08-01 08:38:36 AM

bikerbob59: Hey, some people pay for that.


He still got charged for it though.
 
2012-08-01 08:38:58 AM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.


Aaaaaaaaand now we can see you have never been more than 50 miles from home. Kidding aside, a lot of states, cities, counties force bars to shut at midnight.
 
2012-08-01 08:42:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-01 08:43:40 AM
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/Approves
 
2012-08-01 08:44:10 AM
Ugh, that poor woman. I hope security included a few complimentary punches.
Damn.

Sometimes it really is hard to not be ashamed of my gender.
 
2012-08-01 08:50:03 AM
Haters want to hate.
Lovers want to love.
I don't even want,
none of the above.
I want to piss on you.
 
2012-08-01 08:51:29 AM

EnviroDude: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

Aaaaaaaaand now we can see you have never been more than 50 miles from home. Kidding aside, a lot of states, cities, counties force bars to shut at midnight.


Gee thanks for the lesson, little guy! Seriously, you outed yourself. Nobody who has ever been in a bar until closing time would reference 11:45. That is when us actual adults left home to go to the bar to start the evening. Are you a Mormon or something? And if you are actually telling the truth, why were you watching other guys get laid instead of doing so yourself? I think we know the answer.
 
2012-08-01 08:54:20 AM
Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
 
2012-08-01 08:54:59 AM
Did he then say:
"I break with thee... I break with thee.. I break with thee.. and then throw dog-poop on her/his shoes" (Steve Martin)
 
2012-08-01 08:55:50 AM
If she gonna act pissed, she gonna be pissed.
 
2012-08-01 08:57:32 AM
i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-01 08:59:40 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Did he then say:
"I break with thee... I break with thee.. I break with thee.. and then throw dog-poop on her/his shoes" (Steve Martin)


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Right where my mind went too.

//Was that "Let's Get Small" or "Wild and Crazy Guy"?
//Every day I am older and older.
 
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