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(Colorado Daily)   After putting your best move on a girl and getting rejected do you (a) strut back to the boys and say she is not your type (b) hit on the girl standing next to her or (c) drop trou and pee on her leg   (coloradodaily.com) divider line 106
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2012-08-01 08:59:54 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Baliff, whack his pee pee.


He'll plead insanity. He's just crazy about that girl.
 
2012-08-01 09:01:52 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.


Last call in Boston was midnight, Mr. Man Of The World, Squire eh eh nudgenudge.

At least, it was in the hotels I stayed at for a couple of SF cons many years ago.
 
2012-08-01 09:03:09 AM  
even though it was urine and not semen, something "smells" like a sex offense
 
2012-08-01 09:04:16 AM  
obviously he knows nothing of being a true gentleman.

i am disgusted.
 
2012-08-01 09:06:15 AM  
All of the above, in reverse order.
 
2012-08-01 09:07:22 AM  
And change a) to walk back to your friends and say she is a lesbian.
 
2012-08-01 09:07:38 AM  
On a MISSION. HEART is on a MISSION!
got to believe it's now 1 2 3 yeah!!

www.multinet.no
 
2012-08-01 09:07:47 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Gee thanks for the lesson, little guy! Seriously, you outed yourself. Nobody who has ever been in a bar until closing time would reference 11:45. That is when us actual adults left home to go to the bar to start the evening. Are you a Mormon or something? And if you are actually telling the truth, why were you watching other guys get laid instead of doing so yourself? I think we know the answer.


Lets pretend for a moment that they really are a kid, as you profess. What does that make you? A guy that is doggedly harassing a kid. Yay you, tough guy. You da man!

//have been in areas where bars close at midnight
//meh.
 
2012-08-01 09:11:34 AM  

Ablejack: iheartscotch: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

In some places; they have to stop searving at midnight on Sunday; but the rest of the week it's 2am.

Should have just gone with "the eleventh hour".


How 'bout "the penultimate hour"? Because you really do start looking before last call. Last call is when you've already got one arm around her and you're trying to get in that last order for 4 beers and 2 shots. And a water. To sober up.

Oh yeah. Came here to say if she'd just given him a handjob, she wouldn't have got peed on.

/stayin' classy.

instructors.cwrl.utexas.edu
 
2012-08-01 09:12:38 AM  
His brazen display of manly dominance has no doubt had a deep and profound effect on her fragile female subconscious, making him irresistible to her. He will convince her to drop the charges, have a three-way with her and her best friend, then move on. Such is the way of the true PUA Alpha Male.
 
2012-08-01 09:13:36 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

Last call in Boston was midnight, Mr. Man Of The World, Squire eh eh nudgenudge.

At least, it was in the hotels I stayed at for a couple of SF cons many years ago.


Came here to say this. And I don't think anyone would confuse Bostonians with Mormons.
 
2012-08-01 09:14:43 AM  
Someone watched Jackass 3.5
 
2012-08-01 09:20:10 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

Last call in Boston was midnight, Mr. Man Of The World, Squire eh eh nudgenudge.

At least, it was in the hotels I stayed at for a couple of SF cons many years ago.


Boston is a very limited case, as they needed special rules to control the drunken Irish. And there is nothing worth seeing in a corrupt, cultureless cesspool like Boston anyways. I'll stick to Akron, thanks.
 
2012-08-01 09:21:45 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: DjangoStonereaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

Last call in Boston was midnight, Mr. Man Of The World, Squire eh eh nudgenudge.

At least, it was in the hotels I stayed at for a couple of SF cons many years ago.

Boston is a very limited case, as they needed special rules to control the drunken Irish. And there is nothing worth seeing in a corrupt, cultureless cesspool like Boston anyways. I'll stick to Akron, thanks.


And we've found Lebron's fark handle. This explains a lot.
 
2012-08-01 09:22:42 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: bikerbob59: Hey, some people pay for that.

He still got charged for it though.


Better than my usual move. I just put my penis in their hand and sob.
 
2012-08-01 09:25:42 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: DjangoStonereaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

Last call in Boston was midnight, Mr. Man Of The World, Squire eh eh nudgenudge.

At least, it was in the hotels I stayed at for a couple of SF cons many years ago.

Boston is a very limited case, as they needed special rules to control the drunken Irish. And there is nothing worth seeing in a corrupt, cultureless cesspool like Boston anyways. I'll stick to Akron, thanks.


Favorited as "16 year old bigot". In purple.

Thanks.
 
2012-08-01 09:30:49 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: DjangoStonereaver: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

Last call in Boston was midnight, Mr. Man Of The World, Squire eh eh nudgenudge.

At least, it was in the hotels I stayed at for a couple of SF cons many years ago.

Boston is a very limited case, as they needed special rules to control the drunken Irish. And there is nothing worth seeing in a corrupt, cultureless cesspool like Boston anyways. I'll stick to Akron, thanks.


Not that we need facts here, but Shooters Grill and Bar's hours are:

Mon-Wed - 11:00am - Midnight

Thurs - Sat - 11:00am - 2:00am
delivery till 3:00am

Sunday - Closed

Until the NFL Football Season

http://www.shootersbar.net/
 
2012-08-01 09:31:58 AM  
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus:
corrupt, cultureless cesspool like Boston anyways hive of scum and villany. I'll stick to Akron, thanks.

FTFY Ben Kenobi. You sound like a blast at parties. Must be a Yankees fan too.
 
2012-08-01 09:33:35 AM  
Rejected? Hmmmm. I don't know what I'd do.
 
2012-08-01 09:37:41 AM  
That's how I met my wife.
 
2012-08-01 09:45:18 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

Aaaaaaaaand now we can see you have never been more than 50 miles from home. Kidding aside, a lot of states, cities, counties force bars to shut at midnight.

Gee thanks for the lesson, little guy! Seriously, you outed yourself. Nobody who has ever been in a bar until closing time would reference 11:45. That is when us actual adults left home to go to the bar to start the evening. Are you a Mormon or something? And if you are actually telling the truth, why were you watching other guys get laid instead of doing so yourself? I think we know the answer.


Look, kid, I have holes in my underwear that are older than you. That being said, I was working in Traverse City Michigan in the 80's. The bars closed at midnight. From 7 pm until 11:45, all the guys stood on one end of the bar and didn't engage any of the women. At last call, there was a mad scramble for the chicks. The strategy was fairly successful as the women were stupid sluts.

Get out and visit the rest of the country, cityboy. You will see that the rest of the world abides by rules - mostly that they don't like drunks driving on the road after midnight.

Me? I am old school from the south. If you want to have sex with a woman, you have to engage her, you actually have to talk to her for more than 30 seconds. If you are not willing to do this, then you catch the STD you deserve.

/never had a problem meeting women there because I was pouring out the southern charm. and by showing women respect (something the natives didn't do), they were crawling on me.

so if your lovelife is not what it should be: get a high paying job. treat a woman with respect. talk to her. seduce her.
 
2012-08-01 09:46:34 AM  

jtown: Ablejack: iheartscotch: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

In some places; they have to stop searving at midnight on Sunday; but the rest of the week it's 2am.

Should have just gone with "the eleventh hour".

How 'bout "the penultimate hour"? Because you really do start looking before last call. Last call is when you've already got one arm around her and you're trying to get in that last order for 4 beers and 2 shots. And a water. To sober up.

Oh yeah. Came here to say if she'd just given him a handjob, she wouldn't have got peed on.

/stayin' classy.

[instructors.cwrl.utexas.edu image 500x289]


instructors.cwrl.utexas.edu
Tom Dubois: [about the R. Kelly sex tape] Riley, she was a little girl.
Riley: Oh, I saw that girl. She wasn't little. I'm little. Gary Coleman's little. Mini-Me is little. And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far!
Tom Dubois: But what about the victim!
Riley: Oh yes! The victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin' I run. She saw piss comin' she stayed. And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album *just* fo' that?
[walks away]
Huey: Man, you just beat by an eight-year old.
Riley: [from afar] And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'ma piss on yo' cat!
 
2012-08-01 10:00:35 AM  

EnviroDude: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: EnviroDude: The 11:45 scramble to find a chick to go home with before the bar closes at midnight is the funniest thing to watch in a bar. After all, why spend the time and money to convince a woman you are hot when all you have to do is whiz on her and mark her as yours.

Aaaaaaaaand... Now we all know you are 15 years old, because bars don't close at midnight, anywhere. Explains a lot about you, actually.

Aaaaaaaaand now we can see you have never been more than 50 miles from home. Kidding aside, a lot of states, cities, counties force bars to shut at midnight.

Gee thanks for the lesson, little guy! Seriously, you outed yourself. Nobody who has ever been in a bar until closing time would reference 11:45. That is when us actual adults left home to go to the bar to start the evening. Are you a Mormon or something? And if you are actually telling the truth, why were you watching other guys get laid instead of doing so yourself? I think we know the answer.

Look, kid, I have holes in my underwear that are older than you. That being said, I was working in Traverse City Michigan in the 80's. The bars closed at midnight. From 7 pm until 11:45, all the guys stood on one end of the bar and didn't engage any of the women. At last call, there was a mad scramble for the chicks. The strategy was fairly successful as the women were stupid sluts.

Get out and visit the rest of the country, cityboy. You will see that the rest of the world abides by rules - mostly that they don't like drunks driving on the road after midnight.

Me? I am old school from the south. If you want to have sex with a woman, you have to engage her, you actually have to talk to her for more than 30 seconds. If you are not willing to do this, then you catch the STD you deserve.

/never had a problem meeting women there because I was pouring out the southern charm. and by showing women respect (something the natives ...


get a high paying job? so easy where do i sign up. none of the low paying ones want me but a high paying job, GENIUS they must be BEGGING for applicants!
 
2012-08-01 10:00:42 AM  
"I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off."
-Steve Martin
 
2012-08-01 10:08:52 AM  
I had a friend do something similar back in the day. He went up to hit on a girl, but while he was talking to her, the girl's boyfriend showed up and gave him the stink eye.

He comes back to our table and says, "I'm gonna piss on that guy." We all thought he was kidding and laughed. Then, I watched as he walked up behind the guy, pulled the leg of his shorts up, pissed on the back of the guy's jeans, and walked away before the guy felt it soak through. The bar was crowded and he snuck out the door without getting caught.

He's an MMA fighter now.

/CSB
 
2012-08-01 10:09:31 AM  
At least he got her to look a his weenie...
 
2012-08-01 10:09:43 AM  

doglover: This is disgusting!

Everyone knows the man is supposed to drink the woman's urine to find out if she's in estrus. Then chase her relentlessly until she submits to kinky giraffe sex.


t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-01 10:10:37 AM  
He's just marking his territory.
 
2012-08-01 10:11:24 AM  

Candygram4Mongo: Colorado, what happened?


All the people from California moved in.
 
2012-08-01 10:12:54 AM  

durbnpoisn: At least he got her to look a his weenie...


splitsider.com

"Can you read my watch?"
 
2012-08-01 10:17:49 AM  
Drop trousers!
Drop trousers!
Drop trou....[LOST CARRIER]
 
2012-08-01 10:20:51 AM  
At one point he thought he had urinated on another male, but then retracted that statement, according to the report.

Because at a time like this, it's most important to assert your whizsexual preference.
 
2012-08-01 10:24:01 AM  

swahnhennessy: That's how I met my wife.


Funny, that's how I met her, too.
 
2012-08-01 10:33:27 AM  
This happend at a club I worked at. I was at the front door talking to the door people getting some air and two bouncers come out carrying a guy with his pants half down and toss him out. About a min after that three girls come out, one is hysterical, crying carrying on and just flippin out. The other two are comforting her and she screams out "I CANT BELIEVE HE PEED ON ME!!!!" All of us at the door have a WTF look on our faces and giggle a little. One of the bouncers told us that the drunk guy was dancing with her and in the middle of the dance floor drops his pants and let it fly on her.
 
2012-08-01 10:37:50 AM  
Oooh what a pissing contest this turned into!!
 
2012-08-01 10:42:40 AM  
This is the kind of thread that almost makes you regret you've never peed on a woman at a bar.

Almost.
 
2012-08-01 10:43:51 AM  
He actually was spilling his beer on her leg, but at least he was gentleman enough to run it through his filtering system first. Ungrateful biatch!
 
2012-08-01 10:48:12 AM  
Were they porcupines? Because than its okay.
 
2012-08-01 10:55:28 AM  
Who, amongst us, hasn't done c?
 
2012-08-01 10:55:48 AM  
After putting your best move on a girl and getting rejected do you (a) strut back to the boys and say she is not your type (b) hit on the girl standing next to her or (c) drop trou and pee on her leg

Just what do you think my best move is?
 
2012-08-01 10:55:50 AM  
i3.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-01 11:09:56 AM  
Like a boss
 
2012-08-01 11:20:28 AM  
Nothing says marking your territory like.. oh wait, we're talking about humans. What the hell?
 
2012-08-01 11:31:00 AM  
Harry Freakstorm: and then throw dog-poop on her/his shoes

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-01 11:35:37 AM  
Hydration is very important in desert survival.
 
2012-08-01 12:07:20 PM  
To be fair, the place is called "Shooters".
 
2012-08-01 12:11:51 PM  
damnit Fano, you juuuust beat me to it.
 
2012-08-01 12:19:27 PM  
Answer 'C' *is* my best move.
 
2012-08-01 01:15:34 PM  
D. Get out the chloroform.
 
2012-08-01 02:08:26 PM  
You know the episode.

static.tvfanatic.com
 
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