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(This is Total Essex) Video Guy with knife tries to rob convenience store, shopkeeper responds by going all Donkey Kong on his ass   (thisistotalessex.co.uk) divider line 20
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2012-08-01 01:04:53 PM  
That guy is a pretty good shot in the "Overhead 12-pack Heave" event.
 
2012-08-01 01:07:01 PM  
Are those beer cans dented? And, if so, are they now on sale?
 
2012-08-01 01:08:52 PM  
It was a large like a chef's knife that tapers down to a point.

As opposed to a chef's knife that doesn't taper down to a point?
 
2012-08-01 01:11:48 PM  
Think he yelled "Thank you...come again"
 
2012-08-01 01:45:17 PM  
Beer, is there anything it can't do?
 
2012-08-01 02:05:44 PM  
Mr. Robber was all badass until he took a brewski to the knee.
 
2012-08-01 02:08:02 PM  
Convenience stores typically don't have much cash in the till. I wonder if the cost of all the damaged merchandise exceeds the amount of money the would be robber could have gotten away with.
 
2012-08-01 02:40:21 PM  

adenosine: Convenience stores typically don't have much cash in the till. I wonder if the cost of all the damaged merchandise exceeds the amount of money the would be robber could have gotten away with.


Lottery machine on the left. There will be more money in the till than the wholesale on the merchandise.
 
2012-08-01 02:46:39 PM  

adenosine: Convenience stores typically don't have much cash in the till. I wonder if the cost of all the damaged merchandise exceeds the amount of money the would be robber could have gotten away with.


Well there is also the issue of getting the knife wielding guy aware from the check-out girl.

The most important question, is Carling a good beer?
 
2012-08-01 03:19:05 PM  

Aeonite: It was a large like a chef's knife that tapers down to a point.

As opposed to a chef's knife that doesn't taper down to a point?


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2012-08-01 04:09:11 PM  
The cause of, and solution to, all man's problems.
 
2012-08-01 06:42:23 PM  

howdyyall9999: The most important question, is Carling a good beer?


No.
 
2012-08-01 06:45:31 PM  
Where are the rolling barrels?

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2012-08-01 06:46:30 PM  
I've got a dollar that says the shop keeper is charged with battery.
 
2012-08-01 06:58:22 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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2012-08-01 07:26:13 PM  
Never bring a knife to a beer fight.


/got nuthin'
 
2012-08-01 11:29:42 PM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: howdyyall9999: The most important question, is Carling a good beer?

No.


then I approve of it's use as a projectile weapon
 
2012-08-01 11:32:26 PM  

howdyyall9999: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: howdyyall9999: The most important question, is Carling a good beer?

No.

then I approve of it's use as a projectile weapon


Oh, I saw it violently projected many times when I was in college.

(Not by me, I should note. I was a vodak girl back then.)
 
2012-08-02 12:59:22 AM  

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: howdyyall9999: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: howdyyall9999: The most important question, is Carling a good beer?

No.

then I approve of it's use as a projectile weapon

Oh, I saw it violently projected many times when I was in college.

(Not by me, I should note. I was a vodak girl back then.)


Sounds like the equivalent of National Bohemian, Schaefers, or Natural Light. The staples of late night bathroom spackle down here.
 
2012-08-03 09:33:10 AM  
Hey it's him! The Hero Kev Hatch
 
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