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(NBC News)   Courtney Love reveals that the Nirvana song "Heart Shaped Box" is about her vagina. Subby never knew Nirvana was part of the horror rock genre   (entertainment.nbcnews.com) divider line 40
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2012-08-01 10:56:04 AM  
9 votes:
What Courtney's Heart Shaped Box may look like

strother.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-01 11:49:08 AM  
8 votes:
Strangely, so is the Dixie Chicks' "Wide Open Spaces" and Ministry's "Filth Pig"
2012-08-01 10:59:49 AM  
6 votes:
Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint.
Your twat is covered in herpetic sores and smells like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt fish.
2012-08-01 03:57:06 PM  
5 votes:
mybfolder.com
2012-08-01 02:12:02 PM  
4 votes:
Pearl Jam's "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town?"
2012-08-01 02:10:25 PM  
4 votes:
Metallica's "Enter Sandman"?
2012-08-01 06:11:34 PM  
3 votes:
Obligatory:

i2.photobucket.com

/Penny Arcade is awesome.
2012-08-01 03:33:32 PM  
3 votes:
i78.photobucket.com

"Echoes" by Pink Floyd.
2012-08-01 02:55:36 PM  
3 votes:

Riotboy: Nirvana > all.


up-ship.com
2012-08-01 02:23:02 PM  
3 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint.
Your twat is covered in herpetic sores and smells like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt fish teen spirit.

2012-08-01 02:16:49 PM  
3 votes:
Cobain was locked in Courtney Love's vag for a week?

That is some tantric shiat. Sting's got nothing on Sir Cobain.
2012-08-01 02:10:51 PM  
3 votes:
Cobain's suicide is starting to make more and more sense, had to do something to get that image out of his head.
2012-08-01 12:58:24 PM  
3 votes:
Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun"?

It seems '90s rock was just as much about pussy as '80s rock but it was a lot more negative.
2012-08-01 03:40:06 PM  
2 votes:
Ah, Nirvana.

To prove they were truly great, they didn't seek or even respond kindly to all of the publicity that they acquired. Because they ARE the greats. All of their fabulous compositions (Smells Like Teen Spirit, Come As You Are, In Bloom, etc. ) were so could that Kurt-and even David and Krist-rejected those songs because of how popular they were. Nirvana made it not about fame, performing, and the audience, but as a conduct of the writer and the joy of the musician. John Lennon was good, but had construed ideas. Johnny Rotten was revolutionary, but not musically varied. Jimmy Page was ingenious, but short-lived. Krist is THE bassist, David is THE drummer, and Kurt was THE musician.

Nirvana is undoubtedly the best band that ever existed
2012-08-01 02:39:26 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Nirvana was already on their way out when that single hit anyway. Kurt blowing himself away was the best career move the band made since they first signed. And we got the infinitely better Foo Fighters instead.


plus4chan.org

Nirvana > all.
2012-08-01 02:09:34 PM  
2 votes:
Wait.......so she doesn't have a penis? Interesting.........
2012-08-01 01:05:34 PM  
2 votes:
Stone Temple Pilot's "Big Empty"?
2012-08-01 12:34:00 PM  
2 votes:
Alice In Chains' "Down In A Hole?"
2012-08-01 11:27:14 AM  
2 votes:
Nirvana was already on their way out when that single hit anyway. Kurt blowing himself away was the best career move the band made since they first signed. And we got the infinitely better Foo Fighters instead.
2012-08-01 08:17:25 PM  
1 votes:

Shadowknight: I have ... kind of a ... weird ... thing ... is that my kids ... usually ...Rape Me ... retarded.


Dude?
2012-08-01 07:22:04 PM  
1 votes:
Really, in the pantheon of all music... What song isn't about vag? Either directly or indirectly, that is pretty much our thought process as dudes.
2012-08-01 04:53:11 PM  
1 votes:

Mike Chewbacca: Ten by Pearl Jam holds up well. And grunge holds up better than pretty much anything from the 80s.


How's that insanity working out for you?
2012-08-01 04:23:15 PM  
1 votes:
Grunge sucked and Nirvana sucked more than most. Then the emo-idiot frontman offed himself, garnering a cult status for a whiny bunch of tone-deaf hacks.
2012-08-01 04:07:18 PM  
1 votes:
"That smell"-Lynyrd Skynyrd

and for those mythologizing Nirvana, this is the true history of the grunge movement:
(chorus)
hey, hey, my, my
rock and roll will never die
hang your hair down in your eye
you'll make a million dollars

well i was in this band goin' nowhere fast
we sent out demos but everybody passed
so one day we finally took the plunge
moved out to seattle to play some grunge
washington state that is
space needle
eddie vedder
mudhoney

now to fit in fast we wear flannel shirts
we turn our amps up until it hurts
we've got bad attitudes and what's more
when we play we stare straight down at the floor
wowee
pretty scary
how pensive
how totally alternative

now to fit in on the seattle scene
you've gotta do somethin' they ain't never seen
so thinkin' up a gimmick one day
we decided to be the only band that wouldn't play a note
under any circumstances
silence
music's original alternative
root's grunge

well we spread the word through the underground
that we were the hottest new thing in town
the record guy came out to see us one day
and just like always we didn't play
it knocked him out
he said he loved our work
he said he loved our work but he wasn't sure if he could sell a record
with nothing on it
i said tell 'em we're from seattle
he advanced us two and a half million dollars

(chorus)

well they made us do a video but that wasn't tough
'cuz we just filmed ourselves smashin' stuff
it was kinda weird 'cuz there was no music
but mtv said they'd love to use it

the kids went wild, the kids went nuts
rolling stone gave us a five-star review said we played with guts
we're scorin' chicks, takin' drugs
then we got asked to play mtv unplugged
you should have seen it
we went right out there and refused to do acoustical versions of the
electrical songs we had refused to record in the first place
then we smashed our shiat

well we blew 'em away at the grammy's show
by refusing to play and refusing to go
and then just when we thought fame would last forever
along come this band that wasn't even together
now that's alternative
now that's alternative to alternative
i feel stupid
and contagious

well our band got dropped and that ain't funny
'cuz we're all hooked on drugs but we're outta money
so the other day i called up the band
i said boys i've taken all i can
shave off your goatees
pack the van
we're goin' back to athens
2012-08-01 03:41:05 PM  
1 votes:
"Pretty on the Inside" by Hole?
2012-08-01 03:24:59 PM  
1 votes:
2012-08-01 03:22:24 PM  
1 votes:
Sponge's "Plowed"?
2012-08-01 03:17:57 PM  
1 votes:

Der Poopflinger: Riotboy: Mugato: Nirvana was already on their way out when that single hit anyway. Kurt blowing himself away was the best career move the band made since they first signed. And we got the infinitely better Foo Fighters instead.

[plus4chan.org image 846x352]

Nirvana > all.

sorry dude, nirvana sucked then and they suck now, it's time to let it go


^ this ^
2012-08-01 02:45:47 PM  
1 votes:

bikerbob59: Courtney's Big Brown Beaver by Primus?

Oh wait, that's Wynona's.


b.vimeocdn.com

O HAI
2012-08-01 02:39:22 PM  
1 votes:
King Missile's "Detachable Penis"?
2012-08-01 02:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

intotheabyss81: Bullshiat Courtney. You've got a cock, that's what Kurt was trying to tell us with Rape Me


"Hooker with a Penis" by Tool.
2012-08-01 02:27:58 PM  
1 votes:
"Kurt, my Herpes simplex is under control for the moment. Make love to me tonight."

- The last words Kurt Cobain heard before he blew his brains out.
2012-08-01 02:24:51 PM  
1 votes:
Courtney's Big Brown Beaver by Primus?

Oh wait, that's Wynona's.
2012-08-01 02:22:13 PM  
1 votes:
In A Big Kuntry?
2012-08-01 02:21:52 PM  
1 votes:
Bullshiat Courtney. You've got a cock, that's what Kurt was trying to tell us with Rape Me
2012-08-01 02:17:50 PM  
1 votes:
Makes sense, and eating her cancer until it turns black means going down on her.
/hork
2012-08-01 02:13:36 PM  
1 votes:
Ministry's "The Land of Rape and Honey"?
2012-08-01 12:30:13 PM  
1 votes:
Different, but more correct headline: Courtney Love tries to stay relevant
2012-08-01 12:10:54 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: And we got the infinitely better Foo Fighters instead.


That's because the whiny asshole was gone.
2012-08-01 11:00:38 AM  
1 votes:
The song was originally called Heart Shaped Coffin, according to the real author of the song.
 
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